So I drove 1,085 miles to put a sticker on my car. 56k beware

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I've referenced a lot of towns on the journey; check Google Maps if you're interested. For a map of the Nürburgring with the corner names, go here.

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I've been promising myself for years that one day I'll go to the Nürburgring in the Mini. After a few months of me half-heartedly planning a few things without committing to anything - the route there, where to stay, the rules of the road and so on - Vexd put his Nürb visit thread up, and this struck a chord:

but i urge anyone who has a slight fascination with this place, to make sure that you get there soon and enjoy it.

What the heck then. Booked the hotel a few days later, and sent the deposit off. Can't back out now! I asked a few friends along too, but work and money got in the way... so I went by myself. The itinerary: leave Monday 16th June, enjoy the Tuesday and Wednesday evening sessions, and come home Thursday 19th. As I was going to Donington Park for the Download festival, time was going to be limited; coming back on Sunday night / Monday morning, leaving by noon on Monday. If I wanted to get to the hotel by any reasonable time, it ment getting the Channel Tunnel, the train that travels underneath the English Channel. The ferry would've been half the price, but taken twice as long, and I didn't have time for that. A return ticket on the train was duly booked; local time 14:50 out, 16:20 back.

Over the months that followed I planned the route, followed it on Google maps, checked it again, noted down petrol stations, zoomed in on every junction; everything I could to fool my sense of direction into thinking it knew where I was going. This paid dividends, as I didn't get lost once. I bought myself a Sparco open-face helmet - not necessary but advised; it also had the nice touch of enhancing the feeling of being on a race track.

Day 1 - Monday 16th June

The 16th rolled around. Got home from Donington at 2am; up again at 7 to pick the Mini up from having her serviced. Got home, loaded up, a quick picture of the mileage:



11.30am. Time to go. A bit early, but better than late.

Things started badly, and leaving early was a good idea; it took three attempts to find a petrol station with petrol in it. It had taken 20 minutes to travel a mile into the journey. Fortunately, the petrol fiasco wasn't a sign of things to come, and I got to Folkstone 45 minutes early, 101 miles down. When you check in at the Eurotunnel, if you're early enough it gives the option of travelling on an earlier train - in this case, the 14:20. Just enough time to grab some food for the journey then.



A copy of F1 Racing and Terry Pratchett's latest book (Making Money) at half price, and it's time to board the train. Yes, driving through a train does feel a little odd.

My worries about driving on the other side of the road were calmed as I got off the train - the terminal on both the British and French ends lead more or less straight onto the motorway, which gives you more than enough time to become adapted. A quick stop to top off the petrol, and then onto the E402 to Brussels. Everything is in kilometres now I'm on the continent, but years of playing the PAL version of Gran Turismo 2 means I can convert to miles in my head. That, and the A4 sheet I printed off before I left with a conversion chart on it.

36 miles later, and I'm in Belgium. The novelty of driving on the wrong side of the road hadn't worn off, which was lucky as driving across Belgium is hella dull. (Sorry Serge and DustDriver, but it is!) An Alpina Z8 passed me, and I stopped for petrol for the third time outside Brussels; so had the Z8, so I got a couple of photos:



Encountered the only traffic jam on the way there on the Brussels ring road, where a motorbike and wedged itself under the back of a Vauxhall Zafira.

People who had been to the Nürburgring had told me that the Karrusell is really bumpy. As I found out later, it is, but compared to the E40 between Brussels and Liege, it's silky smooth. Maybe because I was driving a Mini I noticed it more; whatever, it felt ploughed-field bumpy. I hoped for better things in Germany.

Transferred onto the E42 after Liege, taking me into Germany. The contrast was stark; from junctions and towns every 2 or 3 miles, as soon as I entered Germany there was nothing but pine trees. This was a problem, as I was getting low on fuel; why didn't I fill up in Belgium? At home I had calculated I could just get to Wittlich from Brussels on a tank, a distance of 160 miles. Cruising at 75mph across Belgium in the aerodynamically-rubbish Mini had taken its toll on the 7 gallon tank, and so for peace of mind I took a punt on not getting lost and made my way to Bergweiler. Found a Shell garage, filled up and only then realised I knew no German whatsoever. Hooray for phrasebooks!

Eventually, over 8 hours after I left home I got to my hotel, the Wilhelmshöhe, at 9.30:



A hotel/restaurant run by a couple, Jacqueline and Ulrich Miller. She’s English, does the paperwork and generally ensures the smooth running of the hotel, and he’s German and is the head chef. They stop serving food at 9, but despite arriving half an hour late, they still managed to put together a pork schnitzel and chips (and bowl of bread, and salad bar) for me, and very much appreciated it was too. The hotel is about 15 miles from the Nürburgring, but it means the car is nicely warmed up when you get there, and the roads are great. Oh, and it is right next door to a petrol station. Definitely recommended.

The view from my hotel window:



Day 2 - Tuesday 17th June

In the morning, I discovered a continental breakfast: mostly bread, cheese and cold meats. Wha?? Where’s the pig products, swimming in grease? Where’s the fried bread? Rubbish. What there was was nice, and they had plenty of cereals and a toaster, but I did kinda miss a full English... It did mean I got a lunch out of it though. Crazy, healthy continental types.

I got talking to a group of British bikers who were travelling home that day. They said the road to Cochram was good fun and that if I wasn’t doing anything, I should have a look. Well, they weren’t kidding. You could drive there, have a bundle of fun and go home without ever going near the ‘Ring; the roads are fantastic.



After a pootle around Cochram, I headed to the Nürburgring. The public session didn’t start until 5.45, but I went up anyway to find out how to get there and where to go once I arrived. Got a bit lost to begin with and ended up at one of the entrances to the Grand Prix circuit, where I found one of the two Nürburgring shops. Bought a map for €7.90 – GP circuit on one side, Nordschleife and the surrounding area on the other – and a sticker (€6), ready for the evening. With my new purchases in hand, I drove up to Pflanzgarten to see what there was to be seen.

As Vexd said in his thread, during the day there’s plenty to watch – manufacturers testing mostly – and for me, someone who enjoys taking pictures of cars, it was entertaining and very easy to lose track of time. The fastest cars are doing ~8 minute laps, so if I didn’t get the shot I wanted I’d just think ‘I’ll just wait for the next time it comes round’. By the time you’ve done that with the 20 or so cars on track, with new cars appearing all the time, it’s easy to lose 2 or 3 hours. I’ll post some of the cars in the next post.

The closest petrol station to the ‘ring is about 3 minutes drive away, and it has a brilliant model shop attached. I filled up with fuel and picked up these two 1:18 Mercedes DTM cars (picy taken when I got home):



I made my way to the car park at half 4. The track didn’t open for an hour, but I just wanted to be there. I parked the car, bought a 4 lap ticket (€70), and watched the cars testing down Döttinger-Höhe:



The barriers, and the famous webcam:



After a while, the on-track traffic lessened, so it was time for a wander around the car park:



Whilst waiting for the track to open, I visited the Nürburgring shop at the car park. I bought a T shirt and a prize for UKGTP10.

5.45 came, the track opened. It was time. I restrained myself to let as much traffic out as possible, but after a few minutes, I couldn’t wait any longer. Helmet on, let’s go!

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I spent the first lap more or less glued to the right hand side of the track. Because during the Touristenfahrten the track is officially a “one way, derestricted toll road”, all the normal road rules apply; you must pass on the left, as passing on the right is undertaking, and thus illegal. As soon as I saw a faster vehicle in my mirrors – that is to say, every other vehicle – the right indicator went on and I got out the way. As I’d gone out so early, this happened on every other corner, so I couldn’t take any racing lines. Still, I was on the Nürburgring; racing lines can wait until the next lap.

At the end of the lap, I stopped in the car park to let the Mini cool down. I’d learned a few things:
1) Gran Turismo 4 does help. It doesn’t prepare you at all for the hills and slopes, which are massive, and look and feel at least twice as steep as their pixelated counterparts, but it does let you know where the next bend goes, and it gives you the confidence to go over the next crest flat because you know, thanks to the game, that there’s a straight on the other side. It means you aren’t wasting expensive laps trying to learn the circuit.
2) In my Mini – 45bhp, 4 gears, 0-60 in 20s – I don’t need to brake for any of the uphill corners; I’d enter Exmühle, the really steep 90 degree right hander after Breidscheid, flat and watch the speed just drop away. Brake and down a gear for Bergwerk, then flat out all the way to Steilstreke. At Kesselchen, I was doing 70mph. Still flat through the Angst Kurve, I’m doing 55, and that’s down to 50 by the time I got to the right kink after.
3) The Karussell is nuts. Chuck the car in, ignore the sound of the exhaust hitting the ground (how on Earth do Porsches, Lamborghinis and Vexd get through here?) and admire the world from the crazy angle you’ve found yourself at.
4) Hohe Acht is the highest point of the circuit, and in the Mini it signals the start of the fun – throw the car at the apexes, a touch of understeer and then it sticks, all the way to the outside. Apply big grin, rinse, repeat. The downhill means I can accelerate, too.

My second lap, and I passed someone! A BMW 5 series estate was cruising, and I past it at Hohe Acht. It was my best lap of the day.

On my third lap, an ADAC recovery truck followed me onto the circuit. A guy was waving a yellow jacket as a flag at the chicane between the Karussell and Hohe Acht; a bike had gone down on the grass. Back at the car park, the track had been shut; the biker left in an ambulance. It didn’t look too serious, but it was a reminder that this place bites:



As it was now nearly 7pm, and with the track due to close at 7.30, the track stayed closed for the rest of the day. I had a lap left on my ticket for the following day (multi-lap tickets remain valid until the 31st December).

A few photos of the Zakspeed Viper:



Back to the hotel for dinner (chicken with peppers and chips, om nom nom nom) and then to bed. Takes a lot out of you, this Nürburgring lark!
 
Day 3 - Wednesday 18th June

Wednesday dawned. Up at 8 to catch breakfast (not literally); looking over the map, I wondered what shots I could get at the Flugplatz, so I went for a walk. Park in a gravel car park by the bridge at Quiddelbacher-Höhe, walk up the inside of the circuit to the Aremberg bridge, cross the circuit and walk back down the outside of the circuit to the car park again; a nice little 3 mile walk.



It took nearly 5 hours. The Flugplatz wasn’t great for photos – no-one was getting air anyway; understandable, really, as they’re only testing – but Aremberg is fantastic. I got there just before 11; at about 12.45 I thought I should move on. I finally convinced myself to go an hour later. It’s simply brilliant for photos.

It didn’t help that I got a few pictures of an orange Lamborghini at Schwedenkruez, so waited at Aremberg for it to come back, which took a while...

Stopped at the Flugplatz again on the way back, and moved on fairly soon. All those intimidating-looking fences to stop people getting on the track soon get smaller as you move away from the spectator areas, and in places disappear altogether. It’s not difficult to get on the track if you wanted to.

Found an interesting relic between Aremburg and Flugplatz from the previous week’s Rock am Ring rock festival:



Complete with toilet roll holder and a small bucket for washing hands in, I guess. Crazy Germans.

Got back to the car park, had lunch, and moved on to the viewing point at Breidscheid. Brilliant for photos, less so for posting on GTP, thanks to the huge swear words... I’m doing my best to edit them out.



After an hour or so, it wasn’t far off the Touristenfahrten starting, so I drove down to the village of Nürburg to wander around. At 5 I wandered up to Nürburg castle, but it was only when I got up to the top that I realised I’d left my wallet in the car. As it shut at half 5 and I couldn’t be bothered to hike back up again I decided to leave it for next time. To the car park it is then.

Having already been round the previous day, I let the traffic die down before going out; a good move, as I hardly had to get out of anyone’s way, and had possibly my best lap of the trip. I was able to take my own lines through the corners, remembering to turn in late for Adenauer-Forst and so on. I even passed a few people, including the pair of Alfa 75s I entered the track behind:

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Whilst letting the car cool down a bit in the car park, I went and bought a single lap ticket (not cheap at €21); I don’t think I’ll be going back this year, so a 4 lap ticket would be a waste. I got talking to a guy called Michael. He had an American accent, but explained he was Dutch-born and was living there now. He worked for a car rental company – I forget which – and was returning a new shape E320 to the Netherlands. The company had told him that if he wanted to, he could stop by at the Nürburgring, but he wasn’t allowed to take the car on it. How cruel is that? So I took him out for a pax lap (‘Ring slang for taking a passenger, or being a passenger in someone else’s car). As if to prove the variation of traffic on the ‘ring, a coach followed us out. We got round to the wiggly bit between Hatzenbach and Hocheichen and found a British-plated Citroen Saxo VTS that had gone nose-on into the barrier. No injuries, I found out later:



...although the driver seemed somewhat shocked, and was trying to sort out how to get the car back to Blighty. Ouch.

We let the car cool down again and Michael bought me a drink for the lap. Standing on the balcony, he explained had never been here before, and was telling me it was his birthday the day before so he thanked me for the present, when a pair of TVRs turned up. Then a third, and a fourth, and a fifth... In total, 10 TVRs and a Noble arrived with Piston Heads stickers on. Here they are, with the rest of the Wednesday car park, including a CLK DTM, a brace of CLS 63 AMGs, a C63 AMG, a Renault Sport Spider, a stripped out Civic and a race-prep’ed 3 series:



The Noble scared the bejesus out of me on the run down the hill between Aremberg and Adenauer-Forst – I’d made a mental note of the fastest cars in the car park so I knew who to get out the way of quickly. However, I hadn’t spotted the Noble, so he was somewhat unexpected. Talking to the Noble owner afterwards, he said someone had told him that they saw his door number in the rear view mirror as he came out of a corner fully sideways... Nice guy though. He’s selling the Noble too.

It must’ve been a lucky day for the owner of the grey Sagaris. The noise limit is 100dB, measured at 2/3rds throttle; any more than that and you aren’t allowed on the track. The Sagaris got...



99.0dB exactly. If he’d been 1 decibel more, he wouldn’t have been let out. This place gets the adrenaline flowing before you even get out on track! I wonder if having exhausts pointing in different directions helped? (Checking the safety rules, apparently 95dB (A) is the limit, but the officials let the Sagaris out anyway, so I don’t know what that was all about.)

Edit: Thanks holdenhsvgtsr for linking me to the Piston Heads trip report - from Scotland, they went to Zolder and the 'Ring :eek:

Just time for one last lap, my 6th of the trip; after all, I’m not going to be back any time soon, so what the heck. I went out thinking of doing a ‘hello trees hello birds hello sky’ lap, but that went out the window before the first bridge. I hit the highest speed I’d managed at any point on the downhill run from the Flugplatz – a speedo-indicated 95mph – and I made my first mistake; too fast into the left after Brünnchen meant I had to get out the throttle, ran over the kerb but kept out the grass, and slowed the run down to Pflanzgarten. It was a fun lap though.



Back to the hotel for dinner (pork with melted cheese and chips) and then a cruise through Auderath and Ulmen in an attempt to find a cash machine, but to no avail. Where are they all? Still, I had enough to pay for my room and a tank and a half of petrol, so we’ll see how we go.

Day 4 - Thursday 19th June

So, it’s Thursday morning. Breakfast, pay for the room, thank Jacqueline for a superb stay (and it was), fill up with petrol and off we go. The journey home was even more uneventful than the journey out. Hit the road just before 10am, topped up with petrol and headed out on the highway. The E40 isn’t any better from Liege to Brussels than it was the other way, unfortunately. Spent the last of my Euros on a petrol stop just before Brussels, stopped off again at a truck stop whilst running on fumes just before Calais. As on the way out, I got the earlier train again, only this time I didn’t have time to stop. On the train:



Nearly home!

Having spent 4 days looking out for British number plates – just for kicks – I was suddenly surrounded by them, and driving on the left again. Stopped at a car wash half a dozen miles from my house, then drove home, having racked up 1084.9 miles:



Now with a clean car, The Sticker was deservingly applied:



Aaaand... breathe.

If you’re thinking of going, do so, you won’t regret it. Unless you crash, of course, so don’t crash and you’ll have the most fun you can have in a car without a risk of offspring. Don’t be put off by the drive; if you’re in the right continent, it’s easier than you think.

A big thank you to the following for making the trip possible:


Hope you enjoyed this thread. Sorry there aren’t any pictures of me on track (I wish there were!), but it seems none of the ‘Ring photographers were out in the middle of the week. I’ll be updating the posts below with some of the cars that were testing, so pop back every now and again and have a look. I’m thinking about trying to organise a GTP trip for 2009, so I’ll post a thread once I’ve worked out the approximate costs. Please let me know of any broken links or if a thumbnail doesn’t match a picture. Thanks!
 
Manufacturers testing

There were over 80 cars from 15 manufacturers on track over the 2 days. I'll post each manufacturer as I finish editing the photos, in alphabetical order.

Aston Martin

Check the orange glowing brake discs on the blue Vantage. The smoke from the gunmetal grey Vantage was oil, I think, which made the run through Pflanzgarten 1 interesting for everyone who followed...



Audi

Mmmm... matt black R8 :drool:



BMW



Chevrolet

 
Roo
Day 3

It must’ve been a lucky day for the owner of the grey Sagaris.
Its not that fast :D :sly:
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Know those car's
Noble is owned by a guy called Ross,grey tvr by a guy called neil forgot the name of the guy with the other sag although they do come to knockhill fairly often,all from aberdeen.

Was there a purple tuscan there with a slight illegal number plate?
 
Roo
so don’t crash and you’ll have the most fun you can have in a car without a risk of offspring.
:lol:

Great work, and good on you for taking Dave's advice and doing the trip in the first place. Takes some guts to take on the 'Ring I'd imagine, especially in a Mini! Glad your trip was such a success 👍
 
Thank you so much for sharing this entire story with all the pics. It was a pleasure to view this entire thread. You are one of the few people lucky enough to actually do this. I love the sticker and it reminds me that I need a Gingerman Raceway sticker and Grattan Raceway sticker like that (I have a black Gingerman sticker but its hard to see). I also want to point out how correct you are about GT helping improve your driving skills on the track. Simulation games have helped me a lot in real life at road track events. Cant wait to see the rest of the pics.
 
awesome! all that way on your own too must have been great to have total freedom to do as you please. guess ya get chance to know your car even more the lone driver and the trusty steed :D
did you end up talking to it or is that just me when i drive far on my own i do >.>
 
Well done Roo, I saw the 1,085 miles thing on your MSN tag and wondered what it referred to. I'm sure the Mini was so smooth over the bumps, Karussel sounds fun. Oooh, Mulsanne in the mini?
 
Thank you for the kind replies, it makes the thread worthwhile for me. :)

Its not that fast :D :sly:

It is when you're in a Mini and it passes you!

Was there a purple tuscan there with a slight illegal number plate?

No, just the red one. They did say they'd come down from Scotland, but I didn't put 2 and 2 together and think they'd go to Knockhill :dunce:

I also want to point out how correct you are about GT helping improve your driving skills on the track.

I just want to clarify this - playing GT4 ment I knew where the next corner went - that's all. It didn't teach me what to do if the front had got away and I'd gone barrierwards, and I couldn't have jumped in the Tuscan and been confident in it immediately just from driving a Tuscan at the Nurb on GT4.

awesome! all that way on your own too must have been great to have total freedom to do as you please. guess ya get chance to know your car even more the lone driver and the trusty steed :D
did you end up talking to it or is that just me when i drive far on my own i do >.>

I love going to motor events by myself; in any case, I'm quite hard to keep track of, because I'll go to a car, take a picture, look around and think 'there's a good photo opportuinty!' and wander off... before you know it I'm quarter of a mile away.

I kinda talk to my car anyway - I don't need a long journey to do that :)

Well done Roo, I saw the 1,085 miles thing on your MSN tag and wondered what it referred to. I'm sure the Mini was so smooth over the bumps, Karussel sounds fun.

It was, although as I said, no worse than the Belgian motorways.

Oooh, Mulsanne in the mini?

I did look at how far it was to Le Mans - another 1,000 mile (ish) round trip. Maybe another year.
 
Great write-up and photographs, and big respect for doing it in a Mini! I'd love to do a similar trip one day 👍

Roo
I love going to motor events by myself; in any case, I'm quite hard to keep track of, because I'll go to a car, take a picture, look around and think 'there's a good photo opportuinty!' and wander off... before you know it I'm quarter of a mile away.

I do exactly that - I rarely go to motoring events with others (unless it's a motorshow, and then I spend the whole day talking in nerdish detail about cars with my best mate), I usually just wander around taking photos by myself. Last time I went to a race with other people they got sick of me walking around every 15 minutes as opposed to just sitting at the same corner.
 
Roo
It is when you're in a Mini and it passes you!



No, just the red one. They did say they'd come down from Scotland, but I didn't put 2 and 2 together and think they'd go to Knockhill :dunce:
Yeah they do sound lovely about 4 turned up at knockhill a few months back.

On the noise thing i remember when the evo guys went one got pulled for reaching 100db and was pulled as soon as he went through the toll,but they let him through 10mins lately :confused: .
 
Awesome Roo! I'm glad you had a good time and have done something I only wish I could do. I think I like your car even more now that it tackled one of the hardest race tracks on the planet.
 
Great post, Roo.
The 'Ring is something I'd absolutely love to do. Unfortunately, there appears to be a rather large body of water in the way.
 
Good stuff mate! 👍

Well done for doing it in your Mini, and doing on your own.

I'd love to do it too, but getting my Mini to Europe could be a stretch. :lol:

Thanks for the write-up. :)
 
Great stuff Nathan 👍 - really enjoyed the write-up and pictures. Looking forward to seing the manufactures shots when you get round to it.
 
Wow, another Nurb thread. :dunce:
Once again, congrats on getting to drive on the Ring and had a great time doing so. So really, how fast did your mini lapped the Ring? :sly:
 
This is something I would love to do one day but I don't know if its worth it in a Vauxhall Corsa! :sly: Maybe when (if) I get a more powerful car I will make the trip and probably bring some mates.

Robin
 
Aston Martin photos added. Edit: Audi too.

So really, how fast did your mini lapped the Ring? :sly:

I don't know, I didn't time myself, because a) I was enjoying myself too much to care and b) if you're timing yourself you're putting unnecessary pressure on yourself to, say, get past that next car quickly so it doesn't hold you up, and then you start taking pointless risks, and then you crash.

This is something I would love to do one day but I don't know if its worth it in a Vauxhall Corsa! :sly: Maybe when (if) I get a more powerful car I will make the trip

I went in a 45bhp Mini. 45bhp. I can guarantee your Corsa wil be more powerful, so stop making excuses! :)
 
Some great shots you've put up there mate. 👍

I wonder if that Aston is smoking because Venari was on holiday that day... :dopey:
 
Great write-up and fantastic photos, Rue! Can't wait to see the rest of them!
 
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