The first full Saturday of college football action is under way! I want to thank you all for reading my reports. I want to reward you for reading my reports by giving you a great assortment of college football to kick off the 2006 season. I'll try to get you scores, scores, and did I mention scores? Hopefully your favorite college or university will be featured. Any scores not listed can be found at some websites I'll share later. Read my synopsis of Saturday to get a general overview of what to look forward to.
WEEK 1 - SATURDAY SYNOPSIS
The new season's first Saturday mostly seen tough Division 1 teams play against members from lesser conferences as well as 1-A cupcakes. There is no preseason college football like in the NFL. But if there was, this week would sort of be like that. More critical matches come next week including Ohio State playing in Austin against Texas. Expect lots of offense from a number of teams as well as big wins. Three Division 1-A schools disappointingly lose to 1-AA schools while teams under 1-A have shamefully lost agaist teams under 1-AA. One 1-AA school even lost to a program not even in the NCAA. Excitment is all around as the season is back underway. Some succeeded, some failed. I have a LOT of games to share with you all. So get to reading!
DIVISION 1-A GAMES
Division 1-A games will begin with a BIG matchup in Atlanta. A lot of talk is going to be on the Notre Dame/Georgia Tech matchup and if Brady Quinn will be the next Heisman winner. We then go northwest to Knoxville, TN to see California's campaign begin. The next two scores after will feature the winner and runner-up (respectively) of the classic 2006 Rose Bowl. Let's go for it, shall we?
"Hello Heisman?" #2 Notre Dame at Georgia Tech (GAME OF THE DAY)
It's time for Brady Quinn and his boys to get back on the field and make some magic. The first Fighting Irish task is to take down Georgia Tech in Atlanta. But the Yellow Jackets won't sit down so kindly. Good start for Notre Dame? Or overhyped start for Notre Dame? We shall see. Georgia Tech was being beaten by Notre Dame. That beating ended up in a Fighting Irish win in a well-fought match. (14-10; Notre Dame)
"Rocky Top of the Mountain" #9 California at #23 Tennessee
Dial up a travel agent because we're going to Knoxville, TN! California will be on their way. Let's see who beats who in perhaps one of the best football matches this weekend. California is first. Berkley, CA is where you can find the University of California. Berkley is a northern California city not too far from beautiful San Francisco. Beautiful also describes their combination of blue and gold. California is a great rugby football school, having amassed a whole lot of championships. The Golden Bears look to translate their rugby football success to gridiron football success. Tennessee needs a better year. They went to nobody's Bowl Game last year. It was the first non-winning season since about 1987. I was about 4 years old when that happened. Over 100,000+ packed Neyland Stadium all Volunteering their efforts to upset California. It's an upset in terms of rankings if they succeed. And they did. A brief rally from California meant absolutely nothing to anybody in Volunteer Orange. Storm the court! I mean, bring down the goalposts! (35-18; TENNESSEE)
"Brave New World" North Texas at #2 Texas (<-Rose Bowl 2006 Winner and National Champion)
Northern Texas meets Central Texas in this Lone Star battle. It's called the Lone Star State for a reason. The football reason is because there can be only one dominant star. And Texas is that star. They will have to live without Vince Young knocking people on their asses with sensational play under center. This will be an easy test for Texas, but they have to be REALLY concerned with their game next week against Ohio State. The Longhorns will give anyone a long day. (56-7; TEXAS)
"Bootylicious" #6 Southern California (<- Rose Bowl 2006 Runner-Up) at Arkansas
How do you fill the shoes left behind by Leinart, White, and Bush? It can be hard. No wait... it IS hard. The primary question is if Southern California can find new stars. I bet you ladies will love the quarterback because his name is John David Booty. Yes, his surname is Booty. He's under center for the Trojans are ready to kick some... uh, booty in Fayetteville, AR. Did they get their money's worth? Arkansas hopes not to be fried bacon by Southern California. The Razorbacks hope to be razor-sharp in this game of Pac-10 vs. SEC. (50-14; Southern California)
"Like Blue on Rice" Houston at Rice (RIVALRY GAME - "Battle for the Bayou Bucket")
There are two big college games in Houston. This one is the 1-A match. GTPlanet, welcome to my hometown of Houston, Texas. I was born and raised in this great city. My brother is a proud alum of Houston. I may go to the University of Houston-Downtown looking to clear my Communications major since the Houston Community College System doesn't have a major program for Communications. So I might be a UH boy myself. A Japanese friend of mine had some time at Rice. Regardless, this is probably the biggest rivalry this Saturday. Houston and Rice flat out DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER. The two schools are maybe 5 miles apart. Any sport these two play in can be hellishly evil. As for Houston, they have Kevin Kolb (pronouned "cobb"), who may be a Heisman hopeful. His numbers are up there with Notre Dame's Brady Quinn. Notre Dame is more glamourous than Houston, but could the Cougars get antoher Heisman winner since Andre Ware? They need to win as many games as possible, even against their hated crosstown rival. Rice stinks in every sport except baseball. There may be change on the way courtesy of Major Applewhite as an Offensive Coordinator of the Owls to perhaps a winning season. Kolb says he's not buying into the Heisman talk just yet. Could he be up there? The Cougars had a BEAUTIFUL kickoff return which led to a short touchdown drive. The game ended up as a game of whose offensive motor can last longer than the other team's offensive motor. This game was basketball on grass. Houston took the lead with 10:28 in the 4th Quarter by leading 31-30. You can really sense that these two just don't want the other to win and are willing to fight for EVERYTHING. Go hard or go home. These guys could have gone out and partied in a happenin' place like Houston. But they chose to fight for everything they got. Houston has the Bayou Bucket, and Rice wants the Bayou Bucket. Rice gets picked off with about less than 2:30 left in the game. (-; )
* Vanderbilt at #14 Michigan
It's the first stop at the Big House. Vanderbilt nearly made the postseason last year, and Michigan made the postseason, albeit a less-than-stellar effort. It would be almost criminal to say Michigan is rebuilding themselves, but it's true. They lost in a poorly-officiated MasterCard Alamo Bowl last year to Nebraska. The Wolverines are usually never ANYONE's underdog. They ARE football. (27-7; MICHIGAN)
* Montana at Iowa
A sunny day in Iowa City, IA means football is in the air. The Big Sky's Montana meets the Big Ten's Iowa. Montana probably had to sit in the opposing locker room looking to stun Iowa. The Grizzlies are no 1-AA cupcake having played against the likes of James Madison for the title once. Iowa is a great team as well. It is a good team capable of some upsets. The Hawkeyes are looking to soar about everyone and leave all other teams in the dust and pushing up daisies. Montana had one golden touchdown. Iowa got MUCH more than that to win. (41-7; IOWA)
* Western Kentucky at #15 Georgia
Athens, Georgia is a football powerhouse. They also have a good women's basketball team while their men's team can passionately lose to teams like Florida and Kentucky and such. The Georgia Bulldogs came off of being stunned by the West Virgina loss in the 2006 Nokia Sugar Bowl. The Bulldogs will likely have a better season granted that they don't disappoint like Tennessee did. Going out east to Georgia is Western Kentucky. The boys from Bowling Green, KY are a Bluegrass team, but they wear red. The Hilltoppers are a Sun Belt team in basketball, while in the Gateway Football Conference in football. These boys from Bowling Green are looking to bowl over Georgia. Did they? The one idiotic move Georgia committed was celebrating early in an open field touchdown. I know Western Kentucky isn't a Division 1 powerhouse, but you still need to be composed and smart. You can't be doing that if you're going to return to a BCS Bowl Game, much less the postseason. They still win big. Just don't do that again in bigger matchups. (48-12; GEORGIA)
* Marshall at West Virginia
Two West Virginia groups are ready to set it off as Huntington meets Morgantown. And it was the Mountaineers getting it done over the Marshall Thundering Herd. (42-10; WEST VIRGINIA)
* Florida Atlantic at Clemson
It's the third year of FAU and FIU playing in Division 1-A. Florida Atlantic is looking to make it big in the 1-A ranks. But the Owls will have to be careful because they have a death wish. Actually, they are just going to meet the 1981 National Champions. Those 1981 boys would be Clemson University. The Tigers are meowing and purring to loving fans. But they are the National Geographic Channel come to life. They are viscious felines who fail to lay down. They didn't lay down once... well, maybe when FAU got that consolation touchdown or field goals. Clemson's 1-0, and Florida Atlantic is not. (54-6; CLEMSON)
* Louisiana Tech at Nebraska
It was 21-10 NEB at half, but the Cornhuskers smashed the Bulldogs of Louisiana Tech. (49-10; NEBRAKSA)
* Indiana State at Purdue
Indiana State was absolutely horrible last year in going 0-11. Can they break the losing skid in West Lafayette? Let's see. The Sycamores (pronounced like "sick-a-mores"") are a not-bad basketball school in the Missouri Valley Conference. I think they are part of the Gateway Football Conference in football. I may be wrong. (60-35; PURDUE)
* Montana State at Colorado
Montana State comes from Billings, MT. They are looking to give a scare to Colorado. I know very little about Montana as a state. I know there are rivals Montana and Montana State in 1-AA's Big Sky conference. The Fighting Bobcats will go down (or should I say up) to Colorado to play on beautiful Folsom Field. The University of Colorado is in a beautiful Rocky Mountain setting. The defending Big XII North champions are ready to stage their 2006 campaign. I'm sure Colorado won't lose 70-3 like they did in the Big XII Championship game last year against Texas. Just remember that the Colorado Buffaloes don't want to go into their Rivalry Game against Colorado State with a big loss. Or will they have to face reality? Under five minutes to go, Montana State was leading 16-10. That's right. The Fighting Bobcats looking to upset Colorado on beautiful Folsom Field. As beautiful as it is, it could be ugly as Hell with a big loss. Ladies and gentlemen, check your heart beats because we have a heart-stopping upset! I know ALL the college football media will rag on Colorado for this loss. This is Montana State's first win over a 1-A team in over 22 years. See? These 1-A vs, (19-10; Montana State)
* Weber State at Colorado State
Today is the first game by a brand-new network in alliance with CSTV (College Sports Television) and Comcast called "The Mountain." It's the first network fully devoted to Rocky Mountain sports. This game was one of the first games to showcased on this network. A Utah school matches up agianst a Colorado school. The Rolex Sportscar Series was racing in Toole, UT in their nine-hour race. One team from Utah left. Orem, UT proudly presents Weber State University. Please note that "Weber" is pronounced with a long "E" sound. It's not "Weber" as in Chris Webber. But more like "wee-ber" state. The purple-clad Wildcats are up against a talented MWC team. That team would be Colorado State. Rocky Mountain high describes Colorado State as these Rams know how to play football. These Rams have uniforms similar to (get ready, JFM_Racer92!) the St. Louis Rams, only that the primary color is dark green and not dark blue. But who knows? Maybe there's a little Marshall Faulk and Torry Holt up in Colorado. Let's see if ColSU gets it done. Since Colorado lost against Montana State, this could a WONDERFUL oppurtunity to get some momentum playing against Colorado next week. (30-6; COLORADO STATE)
* Northwestern State at Kansas
The Sunflower State welcomes Northwestern State. Northwestern State's Demons were no match for Kansas' Jayhawks. This was easy, but can you beat the big teams, Kansas? (49-18; KANSAS)
* Tennessee-Martin at Ohio
Athens, Ohio is where you'll find this match between Tennessee-Martin and Ohio. Tennessee-Martin of the Ohio Valley Conference has its own brand of bird ready to fly into Ohio. The Skyhawks are roaming the skies, but can their football throwing roam the skies of Athens, OH? The home team are is known as Ohio. They are also the Bobcats. Spare the Purina Cat Chow because Ohio's hungry for a Bowl Game. (29-3; OHIO)
"You Sunk My Battleship!" East Carolina at Navy
Did you know that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon is an alum of East Carolina? He's an evil man in the WWE and a Pirate at that. Navy's boys put ECU on notice and gave them a Midshipmen beat down. (28-23; NAVY)
"Happy Happy Joy Joy Valley" Akron at #19 Pennsylvania State
I'm sorry if you're feeling sad. Cheer up, because we're going to Happy Valley! And Pennsylvania State couldn't have been happier since last season's amazing season. If they didn't lose as Michigan, they would have played for the National Title against either Southern California or Texas. The Navy Blue and Vanilla White (vanilla... yummy!) are ready to impress 79-year old and Hall of Famer, Joe Paterno, yet again. They are more than just lions. They are the Nittany Lions. Whatever Nittany is or means still remains a mystery to me. Ohio welcomes Akron. Their home stadium is the Rubber Bowl. Maybe they didn't need a plane to go around. They all probably used a MASSIVE rubber band to fly through the air and Zip their way into Penn State. Okay, so maybe they didn't. Time to Zip the football down the field becaues the Akron Zips are ready to seal the lips of Penn State fans shut. Did they succeed? Let's find out together. You damn skippy, hiippie! (34-16; PENNSYLVANIA STATE)
"Spud Studs" Idaho at Michigan State
There is only one power in Potato Land- Boise State. Idaho is one of the youngest WAC schools. Moscow, Russia is the world's newest Most Expensive City beating out Tokyo. Moscow, ID has lots of potato love to give to all of us. I'll need to pick up a bag of Four Cheese Cheez-It. Idaho's ready to start some trouble. Time yet again for them to Vandal their way through every team they meet- even if they have to go to Michigan against a Big Ten team. Yeah. Bad to the bone. So is Michigan State. Their basketball team won the National Championship in 2000. Their football team usually have to (27-17; MICHIGAN STATE)
* Northern Illinois at #1 Ohio State
The #1 preseason-ranked Buckeyes of Ohio State are looking to keep a good thing going. They did just that by shutting up the Northern Illinois Huskies. (35-14; OHIO STATE)
* Northeastern at Virginia Tech
Not even close. The Northeastern Huskies were blasted by the VT Hokies. (38-0; VIRGNIA TECH)
* Rutgers at North Carolina
This match is a long time coming. The last time they played each other was WAY back in 1919! World War 1 was taking place when these two first locked eyes. Who'll win this time? Rutgers is The State University of New Jersey. They came off of their first Bowl Game bid since the late 1970s. They sadly lost to Arizona State in the 2005 Insight Bowl. Nwo the Scarlet Knights are looking to return to the postseason as their campaign begins in Chapel Hill, NC. It's a stroll down Tobacco Road. North Carolina isn't high... they're low. Low on intimidation, incredible talent, and low on peoples' radars as to their chances of making the postseason. I do say that North Carolina and Connecticut are sort of on the rise. The Tar Heels aren't a football power as they are in basketball. They need to buckle down and play like they mean it. But did they do that against Rutgers? Close. Scarlet Knights win. (21-16; Rutgers)
* Richmond at Duke
Now let's meet North Carolina's rival in Durham- Duke. Be VERY afraid when you play in Cameron Indoor Stadium where Duke dominates half-court, full-court, 3-man weave, 1-4 High, and all that good stuff. But in football, they're worse than North Carolina. Coach K isn't going to be able to save Duke's asses on the gridiron because he's still greiving over Team USA losing in the FIBA semifinals to Greece. The Blue Devils can still play any NCAA-sponsored and sanctioned sport. Now let's meet the other team. It takes some guts to play for Richmond and have your nickname after an arachnid. Richmond has a nice basketball team in the Atlantic 10. I'm sure they will have their football played in the CAA now that the Atlantic 10 will not sponsor football after this year. The Spiders are looking not to get washed out in Blue Devil waters. Ouch... that didn't sound right. Moving on... Duke is one of the sorriest sacks of good-for-nothings in the nation. Coach K, your Blue Devil football team needs guidance! So yet another Division 1-A team joins Colorado in the "I Lost to a 1-AA School in Week 1" club. (13-0; Richmond)
"There are Cowboys in Wyoming?" Utah State at Wyoming
The Wyoming Cowboys operate out of Laramie, WY. These Cowboys lassoed up and taken out the Aggies of Utah State. (-; WYOMING)
* William and Mary at Maryland
Towson and Maryland was rained out in women's college soccer. Would the weather hold up when the University of Maryland and The College of William and Mary go at it? A Virginia college meets a Maryland university. The College of William and Mary is a proud football-playing Tribe. But fear the turtles! Fear the Terrapins! Did William and Mary and their team heed the warning? Not at all... and the Tribe paid for it. (21-1?; MARYLAND)
* Hawaii at Alabama
Aloha! It means hello, but also goodbye. We have Hawaii trying to dodge Hurricane John in getting to Alabama. Let's meet the teams. The University of Hawaii, to my knowledge, is the ONLY NCAA school to have a football team. And they are a good one. Whoever can forget the triple overtime game between Hawaii and Houston a few years back? Hawaii won the game, Houston won the brawl afterwards. ^_^ Call them Hawaii or Hawai'i. They are a proud WAC football team and are ready to show it to Alabama. As I said, only Hawaii has a football team. Not the Chaminade Silverswords. Not the BYU-Hawaii Seasiders. Not the Hawaii Pacific Sea Warriors. And not the Hawaii-Hilo Vulcans (all of which can be found in the non-football Pacific West Conference). But the Hawaii Warriors (even called Rainbow Warriors) are going to win as much as they can without Timmy Chang under center. It was 15-3 at the half for the Alabama boys. Alabama wins by eight. (25-17; ALABAMA)
* Virginia at Pittsburgh
Hines Field is a lovely place to play football. The Pittsburgh Steelers play there on Sundays, but the University of Pittsburgh plays there on Saturdays. ACC meets the Big East. It would be a classic match in basketball among conferences, but we're talking about football here. Meaning that you won't see Georgetown (Patriot League), Villanova (Atlantic 10), Notre Dame (football independent), St. John's (non-football), Seton Hall (non-football), Providence College (non-football), DePaul (non-football), and Marquette (non-football) mentioned in Big East football. The Pittsburgh Panthers are every bit as good in football as they are in basketball. Their foottball team has slumped since Dave W. took control of the Panther football squad. They can make it better starting with this game. The Panthers did just fine. Thank you very much. (38-13; PITTSBURGH)
* Southern Mississippi at #7 Florida
The National Champs of D1 Men's Basketball are Florida. But the footballin' Gators were ready to set it off with Southern Miss. The Golden Eagles were fool's gold to Gainesville's Gators. (34-7; FLORIDA)
"You Dropped a Bomar on Me" Alabama-Birmingham at Oklahoma
No Rhett Bomar here. Bomar transfered from Oklahoma to Sam Houston State (I'll have the results from Sam Houston State if I get any SHSU scores). The Blazers looked to get it done, but the Oklahoma Sooners won by a touchdown when it seemed like the Sooners would lose. Nice comeback by the Crimson and Cream. (24-17; OKLAHOMA)
* Missouri State at Oklahoma State
The Missouri Valley Conference are looking to spring an upset and make the NCAA playoffs... oh, wait. Wrong sport. Missouri State (formerly Southwest Missouri State) is looking to uproot OK State. The Bears didn't get the upset. Instead, the Cowboys saved the day. (52-10; OKLAHOMA STATE)
* Murray State at Missouri
The Racers of Kentucky's Murray State ran out of fuel and DNF'ed as Missouri had the flag-to-flag victory. (47-7; MISSOURI)
* The Citadel at Texas A&M
The Aggies didn't get a shutout, but they did get a blowout win over The Citadel's Bulldogs. (35-3; TEXAS A&M)
* Utah at UCLA
I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said "Utah... but I'm Taller." Still not as funny as "Idaho? No, Udaho!" Racing action at Miller Motorsports park in Toole means that Utah will see their fans going to Los Angeles, CA. The Utes went undefeated under Urban Meyer, but no title to show for it. Now let's meet UCLA. You can call UCLA the North Carolina of the west... in basketball at least. They have a great football team, too. Maybe not the best in the Pac-10, however. The Bruins can still play ANY sport in the land. They REALLY played football in winning this game. (31-10; CALIFORNIA-LOS ANGELES)
* Louisiana-Lafayette at LSU
(-; LOUSIANA STATE)
* McNeese State at South Florida
South Florida's postseason seen them lose 14-0 against North Carolina State in the Meineke Car Care Bowl. Now the Bulls from Tampa Bay, Florida is ready to get her done in the Sunshine State. They have to do it against McNeese State. The Cowboys are ready to return to Louisiana with a big win over the Big East. When's the last time you heard of a Southland team beating a team from a big conference? Do any of you remember Northwestern State beating Iowa in last season's March Madness? No upset here. Just a beatdown. (41-10; SOUTH FLORIDA)
* Illinois State at Kansas State
Get your wins however you can get them, but the Wildcats of Kansas State barely nudged the Redbirds of Illinois State. (24-23; KANSAS STATE)
* Eastern Kentucky at Cincinatti
The Big East's Cincinatti Bearcats smashed the Colonels of Eastern Kentucky University. (31-0; CINCINATTI)
* BYU at Arizona
(-; )
DIVISION 1-AA GAMES
We begin with a rivalry game and a potential upset.
* Prairie View A&M vs. Texas Southern (RIVALRY GAME; Reliant Stadium - Houston, TX)
Let's start with a rivalry here in Houston. I listened to not much of the game on the radio. All I know is that late, the Texas Southern Tigers banged in a field goal late to make it 17-14. And for the first time in three years, the Texas Southern Tigers start the season at 1-0. TexSoU proven me wrong. DEAD wrong. I thought Prairie View A&M would win by three touchdowns. Just goes to show you. You can analyze all you want, but it all comes down to who gets it done when the analysis ends. (17-14; Texas Southern)
"Jack-sonville of All Trades" Jacksonville State at #5 Furman
Let's go to Greenville, South Carolina and Furman University. Furman is one of the finest football schools in 1-AA. But they are matched up against Jacksonville State of the Ohio Valley Conference. Only thing I know about Greenville is that Furman Paladins are out making a difference in the classroom and the football field. These young warriors couldn't have been any more proud to see football season return. They'll have to deal with Jacksonville State. Jacksonville does not mean Jackonville in Florida. Instead, this is an Alabama school. There is SOME lineage with Jacksonville State and South Carolina because the Jacksonville State crew call themselves the Gamecocks. Certainly they are game enough to go to SC and get it started. When I got home, Furman landed a touchdown with 28 seconds left in the game. Sounds like the Rose Bowl? It does in ways. And just like that game, the one who last scored won the game eventually. That's what Furman did as they survived the Gamecocks. (17-13; FURMAN)
---MEAC/SWAC CHALLENGE---
* Grambling State at Hampton
I am an African-American. So it's nice to see some black college football being represented here among the nation's two finest Black College Football conference. Grambling State needed to hit a PAT to make it a Double Overtime, but Hampton blocked it. And Hampton's regular season winning streak continues. The Pirates are many games away from making the postseason yet again while Grambling State's hopes are still good. (27-26, OT; HAMPTION)
* Florida A&M at Delaware State
Just lay back while Delaware State's Hornets whip up on the Florida A&M Rattlers. It's actually an upset in Division 1-AA. It's a big win. (34-14; DELAWARE STATE)
* Southern at Bethune-Cookman
The Jaguars of Southern University given the Wildcats plenty to cry about. (30-29; Southern)
-MEAC/SWAC Challenge End
* Monteclair at Iona
The Iona Gaels of New Rochelle, NY should be ashamed of themselves of not beating Monteclair. (21-7; Monteclair)
"Saturday Mass" Colgate at Massachusetts
Massachusetts is one of the finest athletic programs in all of America. But they will be tested by Colgate of the Patriot League. Colgate wears red and operates out of Hamilton, New York. The Raiders were on a mission going into Massachusetts. The Massachusetts city in question is Amherst, MA. We're talking about Amherst and not the February birthstone on Amethyst(?). The Minutemen need sixty minutes to prove they are among 1-AA's elite. No sweat for Massachusetts as these boys got it done by three TD's. (28-7; MASSACHUSETTS)
"The Other Blue Devil Meat" Marist at Central Connecticut State
New Britain, Connecticut is where we are for this game as New York's Marist came down to Central Connecticut State University. Let's see who will win. Marist can be found in Poughkeepsie, NY. This Metro-Atlantic Athetic Conference team are known as the Red Foxes. Red is the color of blood, something these Red Foxes are smelling in Connecticut. It's a new season in New Britain. Central Connecticut State University is ready to go. These Blue Devils have blue blood and ice water veins. They also have nerves of steel. Would it all pay off in the end? You bet, player! (34-6; CENTRAL CONNECTICUT STATE)
* Virginia State at Norfolk State
The Virginia State Panthers of Division 2's CIAA lost big at Norfolk State. The Spartans were beautiful in this one. (29-14; NORFOLK STATE)
* Gardener-Webb at Jacksonville
The Jacksonville team may be known as the Dolphins, but they are already floundering thanks to the Gardner-Webb Bulldogs. (49-14; Gardner-Webb)
* Albany at Lehigh
This is the first of two close shaves. The Great Danes of Albany shut down the Lehigh Mountain Hawks. (17-16; Albany)
* Davidson at VMI
Fall in line, maggots! The Keydets knew the key to winning- win any way you can. Must be sad for Davidson College to see their Wildcats lose by a penny. (20-19; VIRGINIA MILITARY INSTITUTE)
* Charleston Southern at Presbyterian
The Buccaneers took down the Blue Hose of South Carolina's Presbyterian College. (21-13; Charleston Southern)
* Lafayette at Sacred Heart
Sacred Heart's Pioneers couldn't engineer a win over the Leopards of Lafayette College. (25-14; Lafayette)
* California-Davis at Northern Colorado
The Aggies of the University of California-Davis thumped the Bears of Northern Colorado. (38-7; California-Davis)
* Bloomsburg at James Madison
James Madison was going to be upset, but the Dukes shook off Bloomsburg with two touchdowns. (14-3; JAMES MADISON)
* Holy Cross at Georgetown
Georgetown University is a good basketball school in the Big East, but the Hoyas of the Patriot League were doubled up by Holy Cross. Two teams with National Championships in Men's basketball went at it, and the 1947 basketball champs won this game as the Crusaders doubled up Georgetown. (26-13; Holy Cross)
* Monmouth at Fordham
The Monmouth Eagles flown into New York City to meet Fordham. The Eagles took a big bite out of the Big Apple by taking down the Rams of Fordham. (23-9; Monmouth)
* Morgan State at Towson
Morgan State isn't a very good unit in football and basketball. The Bears were ousted by Towson. Only thing Morgan State got was a safety on the Tigers. (30-2; TOWSON)
* Winston-Salem at North Carolina A&T
The CIAA should be proud of Winston-Salem taking down the North Carolina A&T Aggies. (41-14; NORTH CAROLINA A&T)
* Alabama A&M at Tennessee State
The Tennessee State Tigers of the Ohio Valley Conference were no match for the SWAC's Bulldogs of Alabama A&M. I believe music artist Raphael Saddiq (Tony Tone Toni, and Lucy Pearl) is a proud alum, so I'm sure he's proud of his Bulldogs getting it done. (27-20; Alabama A&M)
* Savannah State at Benedict
Savannah State sucks in just about every major sport they play. They lose to teams not even in the NCAA. They are simply the worst atheltics program in all of America. When they win a game, it's the only reason to care about Savannah State. It's what keeps them into the game. The Tigers need more than good players. They may need a brand new beginning for football and basketball. It's no wonder why they are Independents. Benedict is part of the SIAC conference. We were introduced to Tuskegee and Stillman last weekend as SIAC members. (21-7; BENEDICT)
* Butler at Albion
Albion isn't even an NCAA school (at least I think), yet they smash the Butler Bulldogs. Back to the drawing Board!!! (31-10; ALBION)
* Valparaiso at Wisconsin-Lutheran
The Crusaders of Indiana's Valparaiso University went to Division 3's Wisconsin-Lutheran of the Michigan Intercollegiate Athletic Conference. The game ended in a beatdown. Here Wisconsin-Lutheran... do you want your teeth back? (54-0; Valparaiso)
* Montana Tech at Southern Utah
The Southern Utah Thunderbirds hope to get her done at home against Montana Tech. And they did. (34-0; SOUTHERN UTAH)
* Wisconsin-La Crosse at South Dakota State
Wisconsin-La Crosse met South Dakota State. Can the Eagles upset the 1-AA South Dakota State Jackrabbits? It's Division 3 at Division 1-AA. Division 1-AA disappointingly lost here. (17-3; Wisconsin-La Crosse)
* Portland State at New Mexico
The New Mexico Lobos are a good team. They disappointed as they were upset by the Portland State Vikings. (17-6; Portland State)
DIVISION 2 GAMES - RAPID FIRE
Here is a rundown of Division 2 Scores for your interest.
* American International at Anselm (34-10; American International)
* Central Missouri State at Lincoln (78-0; Central Missouri) *OWNAGE OF THE WEEK*
* Elizabeth City State at Livingstone (26-0; Elizabeth City State)
* Grand Valley State (defending Div. 2 Champs) at Findlay (13-0; Grand Valley State)
* Nebraska-Kearney at Nebraska-Omaha (29-19; NEBRASKA-OMAHA)
* Minnesota State at Northwest Missouri (31-14; NORTHWEST MISSOURI)
* Morehouse at Fort Valley (24-14; FORT VALLEY)
* Mars Hill at Greensboro (38-13; Mars Hill)
* Indianapolis at Northern Michigan (27-20; NORTHERN MICHIGAN)
* Northwood at Mercyhurst (33-14; Northwood)
* Ouachita at Missouri Southern (28-22; MISSOURI SOUTHERN)
* Southern Connecticut State at Bryant (49-20; BRYANT)
* Southwestern Oklahoma at Texas A&M-Kingsville (23-17; Southwestern Oklahoma)
* Texas A&M-Commerca at Fort Hays (17-14; Texas A&M-Commerce)
* West Virginia Wesleyan at Kentucky Wesleyan (31-13; West Virginia Wesleyan)
DIVISION 3 GAMES - RAPID FIRE
* Rochester at Johns Hopkins (20-10; Rochester)
* John Caroll at Wooster (30-22; WOOSTER)
* Marietta at Emory and Henry (28-20; Marietta)
* Mount Union at Averett (64-7; Mount Union)
* Wisconsin-Eau Claire at St. John's (MIAA School) (15-11; SAINT JOHN'S OF THE MIAA)
* Hampden-Sydney at Sewanee (42-35; SEWANEE)
* Austin at Texas Lutheran (45-0; TEXAS LUTHERAN)
* Salisbury at Washington and Jefferson (32-14; Salisbury)
* Washington University at Lake Forest (21-6; Washington University)
* Macalester at Beloit (10-0; BELOIT)
* Central at St. Thomas (17-7; Central)
* East Texas Baptist at Trinity University (TX) (41-0; TRINITY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS)
WEEK IN REVIEW
I will make my picks concerning what teams did best and worst. Get ready for everything from big wins to saddening losses. I may show a little more emotion in my reviews.
BIGGEST WIN(S) OF THE WEEK:
(1) Texas Southern Goes from Loser to Winner in One Night - Texas Southern University used to be dreadful. I didn't go to the game. All I do know is that Texas Southern is a horrible football team. The Tigers are the worst in the SWAC and went winless last year. Now they get a big win, and especially a win over a rival is big regardless of what takes place. The Maroon Mean Streak is looking good after Week 1. (2) Shorter (NAIA) Downs Brevard Bigtime Brevard College lost one against an NAIA school. Sad.
MOST DISAPPOINTING LOSS(ES) OF THE WEEK:
(1)Duke Can't Even Beat a 1-AA Team This is sad. I know Duke is a basketball school, but even Duke's BASKETBALL team can b:censored:slap Richmond in hoops. Men OR women. Here, not only do they lose to a 1-AA team, they get shut out by one. Completely sad. Somebody needs to be fired and a proven coach needs to get in there instead of the coach dying of a heart attack in trying to get Duke to play fundamental football. Absolutely outrageous and inexcusable. Duke isn't upholing ACC football like true professionals. They represent one of the strongest conferences in college football and lose like this to a 1-AA school. I don't know what the hell happened here, but it's the saddest thing I've ever seen. No excuse for losing this game. (2) California doesn't play like a #9 Team in Tennessee - California was beaten by Tennessee. The reason why I haven't fully credited California is because I simply don't know about them. Tennessee was just amazing. I can't call it an upset because Tennessee is a quality team.
UPSET(S) OF THE WEEK:
Montana State Defeats Colorado - Montana State got their first win over a 1-A school in over 22 years. It's the damndest crime wave Colorado faced. Montana State took down Colorado. This is why you never assume that 1-A teams will always win games against 1-AA teams and lower. If in college basketball that Chaminade can beat Virginia and Alaska-Anchorage can beat Wake Forest, then ANYTHING is possible. Teams in 1-A losing to 1-AA or lower or non-NCAA is a rare occurance. Nothing is a given. It's why I take games like this seriously in the event of an upset. You need to win ALL your games, even against teams you can easily win against. Forget about that game in Knoxville, TN. This was the REAL upset.
OWNAGE OF THE WEEK
Central Missouri State Embarasses Lincoln 78-0 - Central Missouri State went on the road in an attempt to beat Lincoln at home. Division 2 schools don't have the ten-thousands of fans like in a 1-A powerhouse, but I wonder how many empty seats there were at Lincoln. The Central Missouri State Mules SMASHED Lincoln University. So for 2006...
Lincoln University = OWNED!!!
JOHN's NOTES
--- SHORTER GAMES? ---
There's all this talk about making football games shorter. That's why there are new rules where the clock moves right after a kick or after a final timeout is used. I like a good football game. Let it go all night long!
--- THE NEW LOOK RICE AND TEXAS SOUTHERN FINALLY WINS ---
Rice looked VERY capable against the Houston Cougars. Houston may have shot themselves in the foot with penalties, but the Coogs still managed to win. Rice is going to be tour de force in Conference USA if they keep up the goof work they did- even in a losing effort. As for Texas Southern... how did they win? Why did they win? They did it somehow. I'm proud of the Texas Southern Tigers in beating their in-state rivals in the SWAC. Hell of a job.
--- 1-AA WINS OVER 1-A ---
I know I get carried away a bit on 1-A teams losing to teams not in the 1-AA, but it's pretty good to see the lower division schools beat 1-A schools. It shows that not every of these games can end in cupcake performances. Way to play football!
--- TOMORROW ---
The big one for next week will be the game between Kentucky and Louisville for Bluegrass bragging rights. Will Louisville continue to deliver? Will Kentucky make plenty of magic happen? Those results in my next thread!