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[ExoSphere64]

Limp Bizkit, and here I was going to say quoting Shakespeare on us now



chin up big guy

I was going to spout on about my Shakespearean knowledge but alas I had to be honest about it!!

Sign #23 that you are a SNAILaholic: You can ALWAYS count on a SNAIL or two to lift your spirits!! kheeb, you just plain rock and SoCal and I spun some great laps together tonight and it looks like I can stow the boo-boo lip for now!!👍

 

[OwensRacing]

Fellow Rednecks. Don't forget we have the Salleen S7 in our stable.

I about picked it. However just couldn't resist the Trans Cammer 585pp and Iroc Z 525pp

 

[ExoSphere64]

Hey zer0!! Sorry it took so long to get this up but I thought your idea of "Sexy Pics" to enhance post #2 was pure genius!! It must have been one of those face palm moments... Should have been done a long time ago. It just makes so much sense! Now, I am not even close to what the GT5 photo rock stars can do, once I quit tripping over my distended lower lip tonight, I did what I could to come up with what I thought were some sexy pics... Don't be to harsh everyone, remember that I am old and a Viagra and a warm jar of liver is sexy in my world!!

 

[Schmiggz]

For RUFTAR what's the rule on turning the engine power limiter waaaaay down? Are we allowed to or does it have to be at a minimum percentage?

As far as i know there's no rule regarding that. Bring it down.

EXOSPHERE, There's a vacant spot in the IMPORTS team. You want it? If so get 2 imports, tune them to 525 and 585pp and join the circus

 

[the2armedmen]

If rms are allowed my lineup is corvette zo6 (c5) '04 @ 525 pp. challenger r/t rm '70 @ 585.

Schmiggz I still want my corvette at 525. Gt @ 585

 

[DriftinAssassin]

As far as i know there's no rule regarding that. Bring it down.

EXOSPHERE, There's a vacant spot in the IMPORTS team. You want it? If so get 2 imports, tune them to 525 and 585pp and join the circus

Tune them? So tuning is unrestricted then?

 

[Wolfsatz]

Tune them? So tuning is unrestricted then?

Read the rules maaaaan! With my best surfer dude voice impersonation.

So, here we go:

EXPERIMENTAL SESSION OF "R U FASTER THAN A S.N.A.I.L. REDNECK" FINAL PARTICIPANT LIST, BASIC RULES AND EVENT SETTINGS:

TEAM S.N.A.I.L. REDNECKS CLASS:
Mopar440(D5), Martin20az(D1), RickyBobby(D1), OwensRacing(D1), 2ArmedMen(D3), QuietStorm(D1), NickTune(D1) and Moperlover(D4)

TEAM S.N.A.I.L. IMPORTS CLASS:
Schmiggz(D3), Albtifosi(D4), WolfSatz(D3), GTPDangerZone641(D1), Adventuruss(D1), VagStar(D4), DriftAssassin(D5) and DaPandaBear(D3)

Competition Settings:

- Every one of the 16 racers will prepare 2 cars of he's class. One with max pp of 525 that will use sports medium tires and the other with a max pp of 585 that will use sports soft tires.

- Rednecks will use the common called muscle cars where Saleen S7, Shelby Series 1, Mustangs, Corvettes, Vipers and Camaros are obviously included.

- Imports are free to use any available drivetrain car (FF, FR, MR, RR or 4WD)

- Holden, Lexus, Scion, Acura and Infiniti are considered imports.

- Every race will have 1 lap for qualification and 3 laps of competition in a head-to-head format, (1 redneck vs 1 import).

- Before the event starts a import racer line up is going to be draw to determine which one starts first, second, third until the eight.

- The import drivers choose they're redneck opponent.

- The redneck drivers choose if the race is going to be with a 525 or 585 car

- No more than 4 races can be held with each of the selected pp cap.

- On each race, only the 2 opponents go in the track.

- The team with most victories wins the competition.

- If there's a draw, each team chooses a driver to a final 9th race.

- Only ABS is aloud.

IMPORTANT NOTES:

- This is a TEAM competition. If you lose your race doesn't mean that your team is going to lose the clash.

- Every one of the 16 drivers should post they're car choices ASAP

- Every one of the 16 drivers should post they're track choice ASAP

- The track with more votes will be "the chosen one"

- AS SOON AS WE HAVE A LIST OF 16 525'S CARS AND 16 585'S CARS AND A TRACK WE CAN FINALLY BOOK A DATE AND A ROOM.....hmmmm date and room sounds good for some reason

AGAIN, THIS EVENT WILL BE EXPERIMENTAL AND THE BASE OF WHAT ONE DAY WILL BE THE GREAT, FAMOUS AND WORLDWIDE KNOWN "R U FASTER THAN A S.N.A.I.L. REDNECK?"

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Practice went well till GP/D room filled up and we had someone (random) with dial up I'm sure. Caused me to lose traction and frame rates. Disconnected side monitors twice. Kicked them out before last race and lost a few others. Room was back to normal. GT5/PD/Sony couldn't host a game with 16 people if their lives depended on it. Hopefully GT6 solves that. It's truly a game killer.


On a good note. I clicked off a 1:50.8 in the RX7. hopefully this means I've found my groove again.


Lap count btw

Laguna - 6 laps

GP/D - 7 laps

With the below in mind and I've also seen the same even when I am running FIOS; at some point in the past when Goat used to host the practice rooms he always opened it with a MAX of 12; perhaps is a good technique to use going forward... if I recall correctly you can also set it up at 14 Max.

Thoughts?

 

[Nicktune]

Chevrolet Camaro Z28 '69 (525)
Dodge Challenger R/T '70 (585)

 

[moutonguerrier]

Just for the notice to Zer05ive, I attended yesterday's practice and it went well for a long absence I think.
Maybe I can get vouches?

 

[qwietstorm]

As far as i know there's no rule regarding that. Bring it down.

Ok cool...I will most likely be making my car selections tonight after a bit of tuning.

 

[Dragonwhisky]

Any Snails have interest in casual X2010 racing?

Sure.

 

[dabneyd]

Any Snails have interest in casual X2010 racing?

Yes. It would be interesting to say the least.

 

[Oshawa-Joe]

Yes. It would be interesting to say the least.

It's a lot of fun if you get guys together that have a bit of patience and restraint. The apex kamikaze will cause the problems.

 

[Wolfsatz]

I'm changing the 585 to the Ferrari F430

525 Acura NSX
585 jaguar xkr coup

Hey car connoisseurs and Team mates, someone recently said that they were good at tuning. Any help with tuning the Top Gear Force is appreciated.

Lotus Esprit GT '00
Aston Martin DB9

 

[Rallywagon]

Any Snails have interest in casual X2010 racing?

I may be down for some. I've only hopped into one a couple of times, but they are freakishly fast and that makes them fun.

Hey car connoisseurs and Team mates, someone recently said that they were good at tuning. Any help with tuning the Top Gear Force is appreciated.

Lotus Esprit GT '00
Aston Martin DB9

tuned for the TG track? let me know and I'll help throw something together for ya.

BTW. Zero or Cheeb. Finally got in with HR at my workplace. took my UA and did all the paperwork, and got a start date. Next week is my last week before I start. that said, I will be going back to associate snail. I'll still handle the color/number chart, and will still be active here and the occasional unofficial event here and there. I also have a touge/drift idea that I was thinking about that I want to pitch. So I'll still be around, just probably not back more sundays for the foreseeable future.

 

[Schmiggz]

R U FASTER THAN A REDNECK UPDATE:

- I would like to remind all the participants that the rule book for this competition is posted on page 1376 of this thread and I'm still waiting for car choices from 3 rednecks (MoperLover, QuietStorm and RickyBobby) and 1 import driver (Adventuruss).

There's one spot open for import drivers. Exosphere was invited to take it. In case he doesn't want it anyone is free to step forward.

Since i didn't get any feedback regarding track choices, the event will take place at the TOP GEAR TEST TRACK.

So far:

Rednecks:
Mopar 440: Shelby Series 1 (525) - Dodge Viper GTS (585)
Martin20az: Mercury Cougar XR7 (525) - Dodge Challenger SRT8 (585)
RickyBobby: ---------------(525) - -------------(585)
The2ArmedMen: Chevrolet Corvette (525) - Ford Gt (585)
OwensRacing: Chevrolet Camaro IROC Z (525 - Ford Mustang Transcammer (585)
QuietStorm: ---------------(525) - -------------- (585)
NickTune: Chevrolet Camaro Z28 - Dodge Challenger R/T (585)
MoperLover: -------------- (525) - ----------------- (585)

Imports:
Albtifosi: TVR Tamora (525) - Ferrari F430 (585)
WolfSatz: Lotus Esprit V8 GT (525) - Aston Martin DB9 (585)
VagStar: Nismo Superleggera (525) - Nissan Skyline GT-R (585)
DriftAssassin: Nissan 300SX (525) - Efini FD Rx7 (585)
DaPandaBear: Acura NSX (525) - Jaguar XKR Coupe (585)
Schmiggz: RUF 3400S (525) - Pagani Zonda C12S (585)
Adventuruss: ----------------- (525) - ---------------- (585)

If i get all the missing info until tomorrow early afternoon the event can take place friday at 7:00 Pacific-10:00 Central (Usual S.N.A.I.L. racing schedule)

 

[Wolfsatz]

R U FASTER THAN A REDNECK UPDATE:


Since i didn't get any feedback regarding track choices, the event will take place at the TOP GEAR TRACK.

I think I am in Love already!

But a few did provide feedback on the track. Armed proposed SPA I think.

I would propose Cape Ring Inside... has similar attributes to the TV show track.

 

[qwietstorm]

I vote for Clubman Route 5 for RUFTARN. Long straight, a few fast corners and a few technical sections.

 

[zer05ive]

Practice went well till GP/D room filled up and we had someone (random) with dial up I'm sure. Caused me to lose traction and frame rates. Disconnected side monitors twice. Kicked them out before last race and lost a few others. Room was back to normal. GT5/PD/Sony couldn't host a game with 16 people if their lives depended on it. Hopefully GT6 solves that. It's truly a game killer.

So what are the latest rumors on GT6? It's slated for the PS3 instead of the PS4, right? Has anyone heard any rumors of GT6 launching for both the PS3 and the PS4?

On a good note. I clicked off a 1:50.8 in the RX7. hopefully this means I've found my groove again.

👍

Lap count btw

Laguna - 6 laps

GP/D - 7 laps

Thanks! The lineup has been updated.

 

[Oshawa-Joe]

I may be down for some. I've only hopped into one a couple of times, but they are freakishly fast and that makes them fun.

Only used them a couple of times? Are you ok running them on tracks like Tokyo, Suzuka, Spa...stuff like that? Next time we are on, let's practice a bit of touge and then do a few laps of X1 at Spa.

 

[zer05ive]

Hey zer0!! Sorry it took so long to get this up but I thought your idea of "Sexy Pics" to enhance post #2 was pure genius!! It must have been one of those face palm moments... Should have been done a long time ago. It just makes so much sense! Now, I am not even close to what the GT5 photo rock stars can do, once I quit tripping over my distended lower lip tonight, I did what I could to come up with what I thought were some sexy pics... Don't be to harsh everyone, remember that I am old and a Viagra and a warm jar of liver is sexy in my world!!

Thanks for the pics, Exo! I've incorporated them into the linuep post. I still need to tweak it a little bit, but let me know what you think. In the meantime, I'll let you get back to your warm jar of liver.. ..

 

[Oshawa-Joe]

Your Steward Report for the Week​

Division 4

mopar fan / moperlover

• Race 2 Incident Level 1 Penalty -3 points halved to -1.5 for concession made.
• Race 4 Incident Level 1 Penalty -2points .
  Total of -3.5 points and 1 week probation.

Thank you everyone that helped out with the uploading and reviewing of replays. Your efforts are important to the operation of the league, and greatly appreciated.

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These changes affect the final standings.
Full final results can be found here.
***If you were penalized and would like further explanation regarding the incident, just PM your Division Steward and they will let you know what the stewards saw and our opinions on it.***

 

[DrKronin]

So what are the latest rumors on GT6? It's slated for the PS3 instead of the PS4, right? Has anyone heard any rumors of GT6 launching for both the PS3 and the PS4?

I've seen a couple of rumors pointing at a November release date for the PS3, based on placeholder box art and one short-lived pre-order page on Internet retailer websites. Of course, none of this is very reliable information. Retailers often create placeholder pages and fake box art ahead of time so it will be ready to go at a moment's notice in case they get a date before they get proper marketing materials from the publisher.

But that stuff, combined with the Sony exec's tongue-slip earlier make a bit of a case for a winter release on PS3. And that does seem to make sense. The GT6 effort is older than most of the dev tools for the PS4, and if past Playstation releases are any indication, there won't be a huge difference in quality between the last PS3 games and the first PS4 games.

And there's also the fact that there have been 2 GT games for each of the first two Playstations, and this would fit that pattern.

But don't hold me to any of this, it's just speculation

 

[kcheeb]

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The GranStand Challenge points spreadsheet has been updated. We're now 1/3 of the way through the Challenge 👍

I've checked the totals and new S.N.A.I.L.s but, if you find an error or omission, please let me know!

 

[OwensRacing]

Anyone interested in meeting in D1 to tune and practice our RUFTAR cars?

Also is the TC and RM cars off limits?

 

[LondonDTM]

I would Owens, but I have to keep practicing this Rx7 TC. I'm sooo slow with it and can't get faster ugh it's killing me.

Yes they are, no race cars allowed. We're keepin it street

 

[OwensRacing]

I would Owens, but I have to keep practicing this Rx7 TC. I'm sooo slow with it and can't get faster ugh it's killing me.

Yes they are, no race cars allowed. We're keepin it street

S2000 GT1 I see in the import stable. Is that not a race car? How about no adjustable front aero cars to keep it level.



I'd practice the RX-7 TC if you wanna join.

 

[LondonDTM]

I'm Just Passing On Schmiggz Regulations. I Consider TheFord Gt A Race Car Too, But Seems To Be In The Red Neck Line Up.

K, I'll Be There.

 

[Schmiggz]

S2000 GT1 I see in the import stable. Is that not a race car? How about no adjustable front aero cars to keep it level.



you have a point there I'll change it.


...... Done. I'll drive a Zonda.

 

[dabneyd]

S2000 GT1 I see in the import stable. Is that not a race car? How about no adjustable front aero cars to keep it level.



I'd practice the RX-7 TC if you wanna join.

The S2000 GT1 is considered a race car. Well, that's what I say anyway, and this list (that I created) agrees with me. Reason is just what you said, adjustable aero.