A Funny Site For The Car Enthusiest

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oh so you like the del sol with the fake disc brakes and the civics with the rear spoilers that aply pressure to the back wheels even though its a front wheel drive car
 
So I like them. I don't care whats real and whats not. So fake discs. I don't care. And the Silver Civic hatch is rather nice looking.
The wings flow with the car.
 
you are just another rice boy with a slow civic that has the body kit with the wing so it looks fast but in realality couldnt beat a geo metro
 
hmmm......Well I can beat a few cars. I have beaten mant Eclipses, old RX7's, and others. My car runs high 13's and low 14's which isn't bad for a 17 year olds car.

Plus do you know anything about "Street Cars"?

Working on cars is my hobby plus its my job. I work at a place called FN Customs.
 
Originally posted by streetracer780
hmmm......Well I can beat a few cars. I have beaten mant Eclipses, old RX7's, and others. My car runs high 13's and low 14's which isn't bad for a 17 year olds car.

Plus do you know anything about "Street Cars"?

Working on cars is my hobby plus its my job. I work at a place called FN Customs.
You say your running 13's and 14's??
Ok, unless youve done the b16 or b18 swap, Im calling bull.
Only other scenario is your running nitrous and thats limiting.
All motor is the way to go and unless youve done some extensive head work and lots of boltons, your running 16's or at best high 15's.
I know, I drag race and see what the competition is at the track.
Now, what kind of times you running again? Please prove me wrong and lets see that timeslip. :D
Misnblu
Oh, on the subject, the rice boy pages make fun of useless mods which do nothing but upset the balance of nature. ;)
That Civic with the gawdy wing is the ugliest, most useless addition to that car and makes a mockery of the driver. I mean, be real, how much power is that hideous thing going to make.
Not dissing import, I was the proud owner of a Honda for 16 years and will buy another, but there is just as much domestic rice as there is import.
Rice will hopefully die out and real enthusiasts come out.
 
of all cars i hate civics the most because so many people buy them but an exhuast tip on it and think they could beat any thing on the road. me i am the kinda person who will put power into my car before looks and if i put a spoiler on my car i have a reason other then it looks cool. the rice boy page is only pointing out the sad attempts of people trying to make there cars look like somthing they truely aren't and the poeple on that page are a disgrace to all car enthusiest.
 
LOL...we know someone has a Type R sticker on the back of their car...


J/K Street
 
Well I have ran 14's. They were high 14's but I can run them. I usally run mid 15's. I tend to make my car better than it is. It's a racers thing to make them sound better.

Most stuff on cars have a purpose. Except aluminum racing wings. My wing is just for looks. Its not big . It's like a sports wing you can get on stock cars.
 
Your runs differ from 14,9 to 15,5? No offence but, dude, I don't think you're allowed to call yourself a "racer" anymore...

The laps that I drive on my hometrack have a maximum 0,4 margin per lap which takes 39,8 to 40,2s...
 
Well best being high 14's and usally mid 15's because I'm a terriable launcher.
 
Street, that's a Ricer thing making your car sound better than it is...

Stuff that has no purpose on cars:
Big wings on FF cars
stickers of stuff you don't have on your car
stickers of stuff you aren't sponsered for
stickers at all
Japanese letters
wrong badging
fake stuff like disc brakes, fake nitrous bottles, fake air intakes, ect.
replacement of wipers with 1 wiper or more
big exaust tips
clear tail lights
darkened lights

I could go on forever...
 
yeah the wong you have isnt too bad cause its not liek your actually using it for downforce its just for looks your car isnt bad cause you are not the kind of person to lie and say its better then it is
 
Well I do tend to say to say my cars the best around all my friends even though they all say the same thing. But we just joke around. Also me and my girlfriend think each of our cars is the best. But thats just what friends do joke around
 
Heres the thread that Street racer said he was doing 16's.
The thread!

Also, here is the quote he gave to me about his car. I still like the car, but dont like the making your car better than it really is.
*quote* Ya I go to the track every once in a while. My car isn't bad i usally run 16's or 17's. I've even broke into the 15's.Not bad for a little old Civic. I've got the stock engine in the car right now. If I get some money I'll swap it out. *quote*

Nothing against your car, I do like it and its not at all ricey. Its the driver that needs to reconsider hit attributes.
Real racers have time slips and I have mine to prove my times.
Good luck man.
Misnblu
 
I'd realllllllllllly like to know exactly what you have done to your car to make it run 14's. Other than a turbo or S/C there is only one other thing thats going to get you sohc civic into 14's, and thats some laughing gas. Other wise I'll also have to raise the BS flag. Cause if your car runs 14's, my car runs 12's.... :rolleyes:
 
Fine I run 16's!!! Are you happy? Big deal I made myself better than I am. Give me a ****ing break. Like you've never lied. It's just a racers thing to make them self sound better. It's just what we do. Me and my friends do it all the time.

I have ran a 14.920 with a heavy hit of laughing gas. That almost blew the car up. Well it also was a half ass setup that took like 2 hours to hook up. My co-works wanted to see what would happen. I don;t know how accute the time is because it was taken with a stop watch
 
Originally posted by Ser0119
I'd realllllllllllly like to know exactly what you have done to your car to make it run 14's. Other than a turbo or S/C there is only one other thing thats going to get you sohc civic into 14's, and thats some laughing gas. Other wise I'll also have to raise the BS flag. Cause if your car runs 14's, my car runs 12's.... :rolleyes:

Quit it already... what do you care?!
 
Well, maybe this got out of hand and applogize on my end.
Bragging about something that isnt is just not what I do although you may.
Again, I like your car and it is very nice and do respect the work youve put into it. :)
If this were any other performance automotive forum, (clubsi, teamslow, neon.org or any other) they would have ragged you to death about the false time.
No problem man and the case is closed.
Keep up the modding on your car and hope you DO get those times down. Its a lot of fun and can be addicting, thats why Im so broke. ;)
Have a good one.
Misnblu
Case is CLOSED!!!!!!
 
Okay, now to really close the case:

Every single one of you is a...
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Okay, maybe not everyone... :)
 
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