A.R.C#2 (Round 3 - Swiss Alps)

[Mr P]

A.R.C#2
Round 3

Round 3 will be run at Swiss Alps
Using the SIM Version Rally car of your choice from the 10 above Using STAGE1 Turbo.

Your Round 1+2 cars are now gone please choose from your remaining 8 cars 👍

You have 1 week to get a clean 3 Lap Race

PM me or Email times to.... GT3ARC@aol.com
Deadline = 12.00 hrs GMT Monday 22nd March

Feel free to post ALL Sectors ... excluding Total time's and indiviual lap times ! ....
" Drive clean and have Fun "

click here >>Rules<<click here ​

 

[phattboy]

DOH!!! My worst track!!!

(All the more reason to run it my dear)

Your Round 1+2 cars are now gone please choose from your remaining 8 cars

Does that mean I can't run the phattmobile this week too (That tidbit in the other post was pretty clever of you BTW Mr. P)

phattboy

 

[Kelly]

A few laps in free run on DS2 and a 34.4 T2 so far.

This week should be better for me

 

[Werner Winkels]

My first T Times in free run :
T1 = 16.403
T2 = 34.097
T3 = 53.369
T4 =

I Love Swiss Alps,
but thee clean and fast laps are not easy

 

[Gt3Emperor]

Before I get back to the important business of embarassing myself.....

Lotus350 & Mr.P....I took the liberty to check out Lotus's website, very nice human interest bits that you don't see enough of....I enjoyed seeing the family photos, pictures of Max E., and others.

It's really nice to have a visual picture of people you've come to know only by a fictitious moniker. I have to say that everybody looked pretty much like I'd imagined.

Lotus350: attractive mother and homemaker with beautiful kids, possibly all with dangerous racing genes percolating just below the skin.

Mr. P: Tall, with fire red skin...horns sticking out of his head, forked snake tongue....and a pointy tail of reddish yellow exhaust flames blowing 4 feet out of his butt.

Yeah, he looks just like I'd imagined....."What the heck did Lotus 350 see in a guy like that?"

I enjoyed it...Thanks

 

[Kelly]

Originally posted by Gt3Emperor
Lotus350: attractive mother and homemaker with beautiful kids, possibly all with dangerous racing genes percolating just below the skin.

Mr. P: Tall, with fire red skin...horns sticking out of his head, forked snake tongue....and a pointy tail of reddish yellow exhaust flames blowing 4 feet out of his butt.

Yeah, he looks just like I'd imagined....."What the heck did Lotus 350 see in a guy like that?"

I enjoyed it...Thanks

Thanks for the kind words Emp

As for what I saw in him...
it was many years ago and after many lagers he had a six pack back then too! now it's a barrel

He could probably say the same about me mind you!!

 

[Venom77]

LOL
20 gallon drum

 

[phattboy]

The phattboy has gotta address this...

My daddy used to tell me...

If ya got a good tool... ya gotta build a shed for it

 

[Venom77]

Never thought that a beer belly was called a tool

 

[phattboy]

Actually, the beer belly would be the shed in this instance

Ya park the tool under the shed... It's a farm thing... or... maybe just a bad joke

 

[Venom77]

Sorry man just misunderstood

 

[Werner Winkels]

I hope my drawings are better than my english

 

[Mr P]

Stop talkin about ma tool


for the record wes has a flat tummy obviously no need for a shed

 

[phattboy]

I've noticed that something gets lost conversationally via typing on the internet in chat rooms and such...

(I think that is why they came up with emocons and smileys)

Then, factoring in the international differences of colloquialisms...

I end up misunderstanding a lot...

 

[phattboy]

Originally posted by Mr P
Stop talkin about ma tool


for the record wes has a flat tummy obviously no need for a shed

Man am I glad I'm not on the receiving end of this

 

[Kelly]

Originally posted by Werner Winkels
I hope my drawings are better than my english

Nice drawing Werner 👍 got all the lines spot on

 

[phattboy]

Originally posted by Werner Winkels
I hope my drawings are better than my english

Your drawings are excellent and helpful...(So is your English BTW... you should hear my German)

Take this drawing for instance. All the red dots at the bottom indicate clearly the spots of blood where I have killed myself trying to get around those corners and failed

 

[Venom77]

Originally posted by phattboy
Man am I glad I'm not on the receiving end of this

There is always a time for that mate

 

[phattboy]

Originally posted by Venom77
There is always a time for that mate

 

[Mr P]

Best sectors in free run so far...

16.0 / 33.3 / 51.9

I'm sticking with this car .... cant wait to try it on the wheel now 👍 I hate time restrictions due to noisy force feedback

Good luck on the Alps to all ..... Yoddellaaaaayehooooo

 

[phattboy]

@Werner

Originally posted by Werner Winkels
I hope my drawings are better than my english

Ihre Zeichnungen sind ausgezeichnet und hilfreich. ..(So ist Ihr Englisch übrigens... Sie sollen mein Deutsch hören)

Nehmen Sie diese Zeichnung zum Beispiel. Alle roten Punkte am Boden zeigen deutlich die Flecke des Bluts an wo ich habe getötet mich selbst versuchend, um die Ecken zu erhalten, und habe versagt

phattboy

Deutsch-Englisch und Englisch zum Deutschen transkribiert nicht..., Manchmal ist er mehr einer Kontextsache

 

[Max E.]

i'm going to suck moose kak here as well

 

[phattboy]

Originally posted by Max E.
...moose kak...

Alaskan delicacy???

 

[Arwin]

16.1
34.0
52.7

Room for improvement spotted ...

 

[Werner Winkels]

@ Phattboy
Nice Job , Your German is understandable !
Thanks



@ Race
Whats wrong with me
I'm to think it was a good race
Lap1 = 21.367 / 39.228 / 57.944
Lap2 = 16.574 / 34.605 / 53.257
Lap3 = 16.592 / 34.551 / 53.441

I must urgent check my parts, or find a better Setup for the Car .
Otherwise I have no chance .

 

[phattboy]

@Werner...

Es ist eine kleine Welt. Mein Sohn verläßt im Juni, um zu Germany/Austria auf einer orchestral Konzerttour zu kommen. Ich denke, daß sie die meisten ihrer Zeit im südlichen Teil verbringen.

@Werner's race...

I look at your time in the race and don't really think it is so bad You are beating me... so far

phattboy

 

[Gt3Emperor]

Thanks for the fine maps Werner Winkels....armed with that map, even I might find my way around here without getting lost.

I'll just try to go faster every time....faster, faster.....must go faster!


Moose Kak: I think that's some kind of New York style fast food....it's an aquired taste. I hear that the more of it you eat....the faster you get! (that way you can avoid eating it)

 

[phattboy]

Originally posted by Gt3Emperor
Moose Kak: I think that's some kind of New York style fast food....it's an aquired taste. I hear that the more of it you eat....the faster you get! (that way you can avoid eating it)

 

[Venom77]

Moose Kak: I think that's some kind of New York style fast food....it's an aquired taste. I hear that the more of it you eat....the faster you get! (that way you can avoid eating it) [/B]

It might mean going out the other end

 

[Mr P]

Originally posted by Werner Winkels


@ Race
Whats wrong with me
I'm to think it was a good race
Lap1 = 21.367 / 39.228 / 57.944
Lap2 = 16.574 / 34.605 / 53.257
Lap3 = 16.592 / 34.551 / 53.441

I must urgent check my parts, or find a better Setup for the Car .
Otherwise I have no chance .

you need to pick another car if you wanna keep up with me on the alps