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Once upon a time, there was a chap. He played GT2 a lot but was bad at it. But he was in uni and decided to learn more about GT2 using Uni's internets. To get better. He found one good site (still exists) and then found another site, which was called GTPlanet.
After posting a hundred times, this chap could get a new user title AND a new avatar; how sweet was that! But posting so much in the GT2 forum was hard, as not many other people posted that much there.
So this chap clicked 'forums' at the top of the page and alas! Moar..moar.. everything!
So he got into an argument with Sandstorm (
), found the Test forum and spent the best part of 2 years talking about the Color Blue 👍 (in this chap's defence, his first job out of uni was bollocks so it was time begging to be used constructively), started a few auto clubs, got into a few stoushes and got stuck into the Music forum.
F.Zamataki was a hoot, as was the 133t h4x0rn3zz dor1ft0 phase. The 'Jokes and Funny Pictures' forum was a riot, and so was the 'Guess that Plane' thread. Fatmouse was unmoved, multiple times, and remains to be. Luckily, the Chancellor of the Fatmousery is still shuffling about the shed out back. milefile crushed Tercel_Driver a few times, Rumple_Foreskin was borderline and we still miss klostrophobics avatar's.
Then because life and a molehill, said chap walked away from it all and 4 years went by. Such is life sometimes.
Then GT5 was about to come out and so began the momentous challenge of figuring out a 4 year old password, because there is only one place to learn about GT.
Return as anything other than his old profile? Never! But this chap is passable as intelligent and cracked the case of the lost password. Victoire!
Return accomplished! But so many new faces, and so many old ones vanished. Happily, so many old faces still about and many new faces who uphold what GTP is all about.
And so this chap got back into the swing of things, and made new friends and banned new twits and got brought back into the fold.
Ay GTP, it's a good place to be.
Here is to another 10 years, Your Crotch
After posting a hundred times, this chap could get a new user title AND a new avatar; how sweet was that! But posting so much in the GT2 forum was hard, as not many other people posted that much there.
So this chap clicked 'forums' at the top of the page and alas! Moar..moar.. everything!
So he got into an argument with Sandstorm (
), found the Test forum and spent the best part of 2 years talking about the Color Blue 👍 (in this chap's defence, his first job out of uni was bollocks so it was time begging to be used constructively), started a few auto clubs, got into a few stoushes and got stuck into the Music forum. F.Zamataki was a hoot, as was the 133t h4x0rn3zz dor1ft0 phase. The 'Jokes and Funny Pictures' forum was a riot, and so was the 'Guess that Plane' thread. Fatmouse was unmoved, multiple times, and remains to be. Luckily, the Chancellor of the Fatmousery is still shuffling about the shed out back. milefile crushed Tercel_Driver a few times, Rumple_Foreskin was borderline and we still miss klostrophobics avatar's.
Then because life and a molehill, said chap walked away from it all and 4 years went by. Such is life sometimes.
Then GT5 was about to come out and so began the momentous challenge of figuring out a 4 year old password, because there is only one place to learn about GT.
Return as anything other than his old profile? Never! But this chap is passable as intelligent and cracked the case of the lost password. Victoire!
Return accomplished! But so many new faces, and so many old ones vanished. Happily, so many old faces still about and many new faces who uphold what GTP is all about.
And so this chap got back into the swing of things, and made new friends and banned new twits and got brought back into the fold.
Ay GTP, it's a good place to be.
Here is to another 10 years, Your Crotch 
Congrats to your first decade on the Planet. 
rocks. 
