Right-wingers: "We passed a law banning abortion regardless of age unless there's an immediate risk of death or a diagnosed medical condition causing a complication"
Lawyers: "That means a 10-year-old would have to stay pregnant until she's about to die"
Right-wingers: "Nuh-uh, because being pregnant at 10 is risky"
Lawyers: "Statistically, very, but the law says you can't do anything until the abortion is immediately necessary to prevent death, not to prevent an unrealized future risk"
Right-wingers: "No, that'd be bad"
Lawyers: "We agree, that's why the law itself is bad"
Right-wingers: "No, the law doesn't do that, it would allow this."
Lawyers: "Where does it do that?"
Right-wingers: "IT SAYS IF THERE'S A RISK WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NITPICKY ABOUT THE WORD IMMINENT?"
Lawyers: "I mean... Because that's what the law says and a doctor isn't going to risk committing a felony"
Right-wingers: "If it's an imminent risk next week it's an imminent risk now"
Lawyers: "That's... No, that's not how imminence works."
Right-wingers: "You're saying you want this rape victim to remain pregnant, that's why you're saying the law requires it because you want the law to require it."
Lawyers: "We're telling you what the law says, we don't want this law to exist"
Right-wingers: "Your accurate legal analysis is why the law leads to outcomes I don't like. If you told me the law works the way I want it to, it would work that way."
Lawyers: