America - The Official Thread

[Blitz24]

I always believed you had to have a modicum of education in order to become a politician...


Dumber than a box of rocks.

I think the qualifications are:
1. Must be breathing
2. Must be older than 35* (for President only)
3. Must be born in the US* (again, for President only)

Explains how so many inept politicians have been chosen in the US.

 

[Keef]

Give the job to Peter Marino, dude is a national treasure.

I'm not sure Mr. Slave should be touching anything, Jesus Christ.

 

[Famine]

I always believed you had to have a modicum of education in order to become a politician...


Dumber than a box of rocks.

Could he not think of a big place in the literal state he represents that begins with a P? I mean, even El Paso at a push.

 

[TexRex]

I always believed you had to have a modicum of education in order to become a politician...


Dumber than a box of rocks.

The Paris Agreement is as much about benefitting the people of Paris specifically as The Italian Job is a movie about employing the people of Italy.

Ted Cruz is a ****ing dumbass.

 

[PeterJB]

I'm still amazed he became such an ardent supporter of Trump after he insulted his wife to his face.

 

[TexRex]

I'm still amazed he became such an ardent supporter of Trump after he insulted his wife to his face.

He's about as pathetic as pols come.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Could he not think of a big place in the literal state he represents that begins with a P? I mean, even El Paso at a push.

It's more egregious than you think.

Paris, Texas

 

[eran0004]

I think the qualifications are:
1. Must be breathing
2. Must be older than 35* (for President only)
3. Must be born in the US* (again, for President only)

Explains how so many inept politicians have been chosen in the US.

3. I think it’s about how you obtained citizenship. If you obtained citizenship at birth then you’re eligible. Ted Cruz for example was born in Canada, but obtained citizenship at birth because his mother was a US citizen.

 

[TexRex]

It's more egregious than you think.

Paris, Texas

Gotta love Harry Dean Stanton.

 

[-Fred-]

The thing his, his supporters will believe him. He knows this.

I wonder if being a bootlicking beta 🤬 ever gets tiring for him.

Of course he knows. With the orange **** out of the equation, "the room temperature IQ" crowd basically see him as the torch bearer to their cause. Only problem is:

3. Must be born in the US* (again, for President only)

Ol'Teddy was born in Alberta.

 

[Pupik]

I always believed you had to have a modicum of education in order to become a politician...


Dumber than a box of rocks.

Especially when Pittsburgh has been a model of how you can literally clean up a city of industry and turn it around profitably and economically.

 

[Touring Mars]

I always believed you had to have a modicum of education in order to become a politician...


Dumber than a box of rocks.

That is just so insanely dumb, it almost beggars belief...

 

[Blitz24]

Of course he knows. With the orange **** out of the equation, "the room temperature IQ" crowd basically see him as the torch bearer to their cause. Only problem is:



Ol'Teddy was born in Alberta.

I believe Ted's mother was a US Citizen, and for some reason the eligibility rule of "natural born citizen" has never been fully defined. Still, as of 2021, no US President (or vice president) has been born outside of the United States.*

*This ignores:
1. All born prior to 1776, when America itself didn't exist.
2. Those born in US territories, or in former Confederate States of America.

 

[Milouse]

I always believed you had to have a modicum of education in order to become a politician...


Dumber than a box of rocks.

We heard this very same argument from the Trump mouth after pulling out of the Paris agreement.

 

[McLaren]

I always believed you had to have a modicum of education in order to become a politician...


Dumber than a box of rocks.

Dammit Ted, can we go a week without you making headlines & showcasing how ****ing stupid Texas looks.

 

[Blitz24]

Dammit Ted, can we go a week without you making headlines & showcasing how ****ing stupid Texas looks.

Don't you still have Paxton as your AG? Ted is just doubling the pleasure!

 

[McLaren]

Don't you still have Paxton as your AG? Ted is just doubling the pleasure!

Not just Paxton, we have a small collection of idiots at the top of our govt.

 

[Populuxe]

As much as I hate to give Trump the benefit of the doubt (it leaves an oily residue in my mouth), his proposed redesign is not that different from the paint scheme on the Air Force One that served under Kennedy, Johnson, and Nixon, and was kept in reserve all the way through Clinton. The design was created by the brilliant Raymond Loewy. Having said that, I still don't want us to use that design, because I don't want to give the Idiot Manchild even that much satisfaction.

Ted Cruz is a ****ing dumbass.

Honestly, he's not. He's a spineless, morally bankrupt weasel of a human being, but he's smart. It's the Trump base that's dumb as an empty ice tray. He's simply playing to their stupidity. He thinks he can grab the MAGA tiger by the tail and not get mauled.

He's about as pathetic as pols come.

In this we are both in complete agreement.

 

[huskeR32]

It's the Trump base that's dumb as an empty ice tray. He's simply playing to their stupidity.

I believe this to be true of a lot of GOP politicians. If only we could get Republican voters to understand how stupid their own team thinks they are.

 

[Roo]

Air Force One, brought to you by Rothmans.

 

[UKMikey]

Air Force One, brought to you by Rothmans.

I think we have a winner. Widen that weedy central gold stripe a little and add some sponsor logos on the fuselage and we'd be good to go.

 

[Liquid]

The more I look at that Air Force One livery, the more I see an Inter City train, just with a flipped pattern.

 

[Scaff]

TERFs are going mental on Twitter with the hashtag Bidenerasedwomen, because apparently giving trans people right makes women disappear, who knew!

 

[UKMikey]

As if he didn't have enough groups of people to contend with.

 

[GTFan24]

Oh my goodness, Biden removed a DIET COKE button that Trump had in the oval office

 

[UKMikey]

TERFs are going mental on Twitter with the hashtag Bidenerasedwomen, because apparently giving trans people right makes women disappear, who knew!

I bet Biden wishes he could make the TERFs disappear from his social media feed. He already has nearly half the nation out to get him.

 

[Scaff]

I bet Biden wishes he could make the TERFs disappear from his social media feed. He already has nearly half the nation out to get him.

A fair few of them will be the same people anyway...

 

[Scaff]

I always believed you had to have a modicum of education in order to become a politician...


Dumber than a box of rocks.

Burn

 

[McLaren]

Oh my goodness, Biden removed a DIET COKE button that Trump had in the oval office

 

[Liquid]

Trump should have been impeached alone for drinking Diet Coke.