Any pros on GT2?

[Skid Mark 33]

Actually, i don't know what we're supposed to do in this thread. I guess if you're a pro, just say cheese or something!

Chesse!

 

[Gil]

OUr host hasn't been back. I hope he's getting hors douvres.
I'm feeling a bit "peckish".

 

[SportWagon]

Prose on GT2?

No, but here's attempted poetry on GT3 . . .

http://www.geocities.com/gt2toxs/gt/diary/2004-01-13.html

 

[TheBook]

VERY COOL! We got some Puff Daddy. Some Weezer. Some pretzels. Some punch and we got a dog who ate all our popcorn but Sucahyo has brought some Champagne!!! Now we gots a party folks!

But hmmm I'm sick of waitin around. LET'S BREAK IN THE CABINET...

...and uh, see if GT3 A-spec has some video games!!! Let's see. We got "Kill all the Humans". Sims2!!!???!? BURNOUT REVENGE 3????!!!

...oh i give up! Anyone up for a game of Burnout? Can't find a copy of GT2!!!

Sorry I was gone for so long, but I ran home and got a pizza,with MY copy of GT2...who's up first?

And SportWagon, is a 92% win percentage too much?

 

[superberkut]

Sorry I was gone for so long, but I ran home and got a pizza,with MY copy of GT2...who's up first?

And SportWagon, is a 92% win percentage too much?

Well, ty00123, I am not SportWagon, but I'm up for some GT2! What say, some DB7s on Eigen Loop? Or Palm (Read: Plam) Strip? Decisions, decisions!

As for GT3 A spec, I received word that he officially canceled this party...How sad.

No matter what, though, I'm staying put to have, er... would you believe a good time? Yo, pass the pizza! Pepperoni? Hope not; I'm allergic! Ack, it is! *choke*

...I...never saw...a...CLK Race Car...or *sniff* that money...from...selling...my Midget...

*drops dead*

 

[Gil]

Well, ty00123, I am not SportWagon, but I'm up for some GT2! What say, some DB7s on Eigen Loop? Or Palm (Read: Plam) Strip? Decisions, decisions!

As for GT3 A spec, I received word that he officially canceled this party...How sad.

No matter what, though, I'm staying put to have, er... would you believe a good time? Yo, pass the pizza! Pepperoni? Hope not; I'm allergic! Ack, it is! *choke*

...I...never saw...a...CLK Race Car...or *sniff* that money...from...selling...my Midget...

*drops dead*

bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
(21 gun salute for superberkut)

 

[TheBook]

*drops dead*

What the....wait. NOBODY EAT THE PIZZA!!!!! Someone get over here and find out what's in it, NOW!!! Or at least before we lose anybody else....

 

[Parnelli Bone]

hey, can i join?? i am not really a pro though, i can not get all gold on any license .., hey, here are the guys that post replies on my thread, parnelli, ty00123 and sucahyo, hello..,

i wish i could upload a video of me playing GT2, but my PS1 is broken *sigh* ..,

hello to all of you, i am =drifting24/7=, a recent member here on GT Planet..,

I dont think this thread has any criteria!! It's basically a massive hijack!!! Without knowing it, GT3 A-spec has just created the BEST THREAD EVER AT GT PLANET!!! Newbs accepted! Vets accepted! Even the dog is accepted!

=

By the way, where is gt3 a spec? I have a host gift for him... A bag of popcorn and a copy of GT2!

Ha ha.....just don't let the dog have any! Poor dog just puked all over the lawn1!!

100% Winning Percentage indicates you might know how to avoid saving your game after losses.

A real pro should lose every now-and-then, trying to win with disadvantaged cars. (Especially given the tendency of the AI, if you don't simply overpower them, to stay in a pack nipping at your heels, willing to barge past if some unknown timer suggest to the handicap algorithm that you are going too slowly).

Agreed...i dont' know how anyone could drive in gT2 in underpowered cars (as GT2 Vet claims) and not lose a race ever. but whatever. i've heard of stranger things...like threads that get started and have no purpose yet everyone posts on them anyways!

So, when does the party start? I've been here for 4 days already, the time it took to find the Eigen Loop! Ha ha! Or was it the time it took to coax my Aston Martin DB7 to 60km/h?

You gotta help us find Plam STrip first! *hic* damn, that champagne is good, Sucahyo! Now, let's get some .. *hic* Burnrout revenge going here guys!! What? NOBODY wants to play burnout???? what kinda part y is[/b] this???? *hic* ah....bubbles!!

Well, ty00123, I am not SportWagon, but I'm up for some GT2! What say, some DB7s on Eigen Loop? Or Palm (Read: Plam) Strip? Decisions, decisions!

As for GT3 A spec, I received word that he officially canceled this party...How sad.

No matter what, though, I'm staying put to have, er... would you believe a good time? Yo, pass the pizza! Pepperoni? Hope not; I'm allergic! Ack, it is! *choke*

...I...never saw...a...CLK Race Car...or *sniff* that money...from...selling...my Midget...

*drops dead*

Ah dude...don't be dead! Whos' got GT2???!! Who's up for some Bubbles?? !!! Who's up for some Burnout? Anyone up for a beer run?? *hic* this champagne is makeing me too tipsy to drive!

*flips on TV*

*puts in very scratched copy of Burnout Revenge 3!*

....

 

[Parnelli Bone]

That...is the smell of rice. In cars. You know, things you don't want to be seen in? *cricket chirps*

i missed this joke!

 

[Orion]

Ah dude...don't be dead! Whos' got GT2???!! Who's up for some Bubbles?? !!! Who's up for some Burnout? Anyone up for a beer run?? *hic* this champagne is makeing me too tipsy to drive!

*flips on TV*

*puts in very scratched copy of Burnout Revenge 3!*

....

Not right now, I got a terrible itch around my crotch.

 

[TheBook]

i missed this joke!

I wondered if anyone would find it...And I'll make your beer run. Where is it, Turn 5 of Midfield?

 

[Parnelli Bone]

Yuengling!!! get me some Yuengling!!!

Uh oh....how come Burnout Revenge 3 is glitching?? *on TV screen there is a scantily clad-lady talking about how hot she is for some man-meat!*\\

uh oh..i think somebody burned some X-rated material on the Burnout Revenge disc!!

hey guys i got an idea! 💡 LETS ALL GIVE GT3 A-SPEC +REP FOR CREATING THIS AWESOME THREAD!!!! *runs back to page 1....

 

[TheBook]

hey guys i got an idea! 💡 LETS ALL GIVE GT3 A-SPEC +REP FOR CREATING THIS AWESOME THREAD!!!! *runs back to page 1....

That'll be the fastest anybody got a Quality Posts badge...and yep, I did it.

Wait a minute...how old is GT3 A-spec?

 

[Orion]

Yuengling!!! get me some Yuengling!!!

Guiness! Brilliiaannt!

Uh oh....how come Burnout Revenge 3 is glitching?? *on TV screen there is a scantily clad-lady talking about how hot she is for some man-meat!*\\

Give her the SmackDown!

uh oh..i think somebody burned some X-rated material on the Burnout Revenge disc!!

Give her all the Boost you gotz! 💡

hey guys i got an idea! 💡 LETS ALL GIVE GT3 A-SPEC +REP FOR CREATING THIS AWESOME THREAD!!!! *runs back to page 1....

My lazy american ass can't go all the way back to page one.

 

[Gil]

Leave your ass here, and take the rest of you back to page one.
I'm still sober. I'll make sure no one takes it!
You could reset your preferences to show 40 or 100 posts per page.
Ya lazy bastid!

 

[Parnelli Bone]

Yea i know...that would just about kill me if GT3 A-spec getts Quality Posts!!! hee heee!

 

[Gil]

Yea i know...that would just about kill me if GT3 A-spec getts Quality Posts!!! hee heee!

Especially as he only has about 6 posts total at this time, and 3 of those are in locked threads!

 

[Orion]

Leave your ass here, and take the rest of you back to page one.
I'm still sober. I'll make sure no one takes it!
You could reset your preferences to show 40 or 100 posts per page.
Ya lazy bastid!

Brilliant! But I have to do all of that clicking...

Well fine I will go plant my ass on this chair and go to page 1.

 

[Gil]

Brilliant!

And I don't even have a Guiness!

 

[Orion]

And I don't even have a Guiness!

Brap! May I offer you some e-Guiness?

e-Peer Pressure FTW!

 

[Parnelli Bone]

Bleccch!! Guiness. Heavy. DARK. That 🤬 gives me a headache! * 65 That's why i prefer ambers!!! like Yeungling...i mean Yuengleen. Dman, cna't spell

....where is ty00123?!!?? I'm gettin thirsty!! and HACKr, give me some of that stuff you "smelled" earlier!

....see, HACKr is a man who truely deserves Quality Posts. Same goes with Sportwagon! 👍 So i'm giving them both some + rep1!! 💡 beer & +rep....a powerful combinashunn...*hic*

'

...okay i 'm bakdc now!! + rep for EVERYBODY!! OPAAA!!!

 

[TheBook]

Bleccch!! Guiness. Heavy. DARK. That 🤬 gives me a headache! * 65 That's why i prefer ambers!!! like Yeungling...i mean Yuengleen. Dman, cna't spell

....where is ty00123?!!?? I'm gettin thirsty!! and HACKr, give me some of that stuff you "smelled" earlier!

....see, HACKr is a man who truely deserves Quality Posts. Same goes with Sportwagon! 👍 So i'm giving them both some + rep1!! 💡 beer & +rep....a powerful combinashunn...*hic*

'

...okay i 'm bakdc now!! + rep for EVERYBODY!! OPAAA!!!

Im back...here you go Parnelli...

There, I gave you beer. Where's my +rep?

Wait...who's driving him home after this?

 

[Orion]

....where is ty00123?!!?? I'm gettin thirsty!! and HACKr, give me some of that stuff you "smelled" earlier!

Share some of that E-Crack. My Nickname is Mr. KoKaNe.

Let me tell you one thing though, never apply beer to eye. It make you eye burn like ICE!

Parnelli, be right back homeboi, I got a hangover. I'm not so Brilliant!™ after all.

Wait...who's driving him home after this?

Don't worry, Bob from GT4 will!

 

[TheBook]

Don't worry, Bob from GT4 will!

Wait...why didn't you send HIM for the beer? I want some gas money out of this!!! Oh, never mind, I'll just have a few (cases of) beers for my tip.

 

[Orion]

Wait...why didn't you send HIM for the beer? I want some gas money out of this!!! Oh, never mind, I'll just have a few (cases of) beers for my tip.

I'm sick of racing, I do all this work and the A-Spec driver never rewards me with anything. WTF. I sit there driving 24 hour races, paying for gas, and I don't even get an effing credit! Then the A-Spec driver always telling me what to do, because I mess up on one turn he yells "2!!!! Cruise!!! Damn you can't drive for 🤬!!" All because I slip up on one damn turn. The A-Spec driver most of the time even falls into the dirt and I don't say a word. This is bull:censored:!

🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 I BLAME SOCIETY!

What's got into him? The other day he used to do the DTM 7 times in a row and didn't say a word.

 

[Parnelli Bone]

Share some of that E-Crack. My Nickname is Mr. KoKaNe.

Let me tell you one thing though, never apply beer to eye. It make you eye burn like ICE!

Parnelli, be right back homeboi, I got a hangover. I'm not so Brilliant!™ after all.

Don't worry, Bob from GT4 will!

Ha haa, that's so classic. So brilianT!!!! BOB CAN GET US BEER!!!! from now on, Bob is our "Designated Dave" u.hh...Bob the beer boy!!! BBB!!!!

Wait...why didn't you send HIM for the beer? I want some gas money out of this!!! Oh, never mind, I'll just have a few (cases of) beers for my tip.

YES. poor gT3 Aspec...his place will soon be trashed unless he gets back soon!!! (hint hint)_

 

[TheBook]

Oh, come on....nobody noticed that instead of a case of beer, I brought you the whole truck? Now that's Brilliant!

And I thought we already trashed GT3 A-spec's place. Or, what HAVEN'T we done to it yet?

 

[Orion]

Oh, come on....nobody noticed that instead of a case of beer, I brought you the whole truck? Now that's Brilliant!

And I thought we already trashed GT3 A-spec's place. Or, what HAVEN'T we done to it yet?

We need some porn in order to complete this party. Ohh wait, damn AUP.

 

[TheBook]

We need some porn in order to complete this party. Ohh wait, damn AUP.

Weelllllllll......get Parnelli to tell you what we found on the Burnout Revenge disc....it was the Burnout Revenge disc, right? Parnelli? You still alive?

 

[Gil]

Thanks for the beer.
UH!!! we still have a body to worry about before you start thinking about watching porn!
I'm not going back to prison, just cuz we're watching any kind of movie with a dead dude!