Attention Stinky People

[Pupik]

Please listen to this simple De La style I'm gonna sing
It's strongly directed to all the misery you're bringing
Now I'm not all about dissing someone else personnel
But there's no quota on your odor
That's right, you smell
Now you might feel a little embarrassed, don't take it too hard
And don't make it worse by covering it up with some Right Guard
Before you even put on your silk shirt and fat gold rope
Please take your big ass to the bathroom
And please use
A little bit of soap....​

Just as bad are those who wear a pint of cologne before hitting the town...obnoxious. As I live just a stone's throw from Omnis, there isn't much room for racism in South Florida. But high humidity can occasionally bring out the malodorous emanations from even the nicest people.

After a day of work, I've been told I smell like tires, but only by pretty ladies.

 

[Omnis]

Yeah, and this song is perfect too:

 

[Pantri]

I am an Indian who eats Indian food twice a year and on both occasions, shower at least twice afterwards. North Indian food intake definitely demands great pranayama skills in the bystanders. Omnis, your description is hilarious. It was a long time I didn't have a hearty laughter as while reading it.