Bacon or women?

[exigeracer]

Well lets see here..... No Women = Nobody to make my bacon, so yeah...

Bacon is the single easiest food that you can prepare. You literally just put on heat and wait. That's it.

 

[Serge.D]

You can allways replace bacon with other meat,so no problem.

 

[Gil]

You can allways replace bacon with other meat,so no problem.

True, But Bacon is about half meat, and half fat.
Women=God gift to man, no need to shoot, butcher, and cook to enjoy.
Women, or in my case woman FTW.

 

[Metar]

True, But Bacon is about half meat, and half fat.

As are women.

 

[Gil]

But woman "fat" is so much more glorious (in proper proportions, before some of you go posting a bunch of BUFFS) than that of bacon.
And that girl in post #46:
I like "healthy" corn fed girls, but damn!
That girl needs a personal massuese, and bra straps as wide as Pako's bass guitar straps!

 

[Metar]

But woman "fat" is so much more glorious (in proper proportions, before some of you go posting a bunch of BUFFS) than that of bacon.

Also true.

Personally, though, I can't stand the look of fat dripping off foods.

 

[Gil]

And, as I said earlier, Women don't need to be killed, butchered, and cooked to be thoroughly enjoyed.
They may tempt you to do all those things, but it isn't neccessary.

 

[SolidSnake15]

No real man doesn't eat meat.

True there.

But a REAL woman would!👍

 

[Year.Zero]

And, as I said earlier, Women don't need to be killed, butchered, and cooked to be thoroughly enjoyed.

Mine d—err, oh . . . s***.

 

[TopHat]

But a REAL woman would!👍

I'm not sure to be offended or to laugh my ass off....

 

[Gil]

Mine d—err, oh . . . s***.

Okay professer Lechter. Let me just tighten these straps..
Is the mask comfy?...
Good.

 

[TheCracker]

And, as I said earlier, Women don't need to be killed, butchered, and cooked to be thoroughly enjoyed.

And bacon doesn't have to be wined and dined and listened to to be enjoyed.

 

[Gil]

And bacon doesn't have to be wined and dined and listened to to be enjoyed.

Neither do a lot of women.
That wining and dining is a "sometimes thing".
Hell, if you cook for her, and I don't mean fancy, your "stock" goes up exponentially.👍