If this isn't too much to ask, could I get a time to race with you as well? I'd love to join the normal lobbies, but this Portuguese time system doesn't lend itself well to 'Murican time lines, if you know what I mean...
I don't think it'll be a problem, but keep in mind (
@BAP_Shockz you'll need to pay attention to this part, too) that nearly every TV in my house is spoken for prior to 10p CST (Central Standard Time). I do have one in my office, but the extra internet security measures means that the lag on normal nights could be doubled if not tripled, so after 10p is best as that's directly to the modem, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. Also... despite being the mega F1 fan, I'm terrible at converting time zones, so when you guys pitch times,
please do so in my time zone so I have no excuses or room for error. I promise, it's easier that way. As usual, anyone else online will be free to join us.
Oh yeah, forgot about that. Michael Bay movies at least have pretty explosions and Linkin Park playing during said explosions, so they are (slightly) interesting.
No amount of lens flare, no Hollywood special effects or insane budget could save this car from being bland. It's almost as if this car puts everyone to sleep by trying not to offend anyone, yet manages to offend everyone. Like I said last night, this car should feature an Assisted Suicide option as standard equipment.
Then again, I suppose that was left out because it'd be something worth mentioning... and we can't have that!
This is the equivalent of watching a documentary about snail racing; slow, plodding and about as exciting as one would expect. And I'd rather spend my money on Mcdonalds meals than spending it on a Vectra. 'Nuff said.
Mr. Ryan Reynolds is not happy about this, as he starred in
THE quintessential snail racing documentary,
Turbo. Now he's playing
Deadpool, so I'd start looking for a new residence. When filming wraps up, he might come looking for you. He just killed Mario Lopez for christ sake!
Oh curse you and your ten gallon hat. I can't just have trips to Monza and meetings with F1 legends like you, Rich Mcmoney. The best I could afford is meeting Markku Alen in person during a car for a few seconds (and "scolding" my father for speaking Portuguese to him, since you know, he doesn't really speak English...), and going to Boavista to watch the WTCC races.
FIA regulations supercede the American Imperial form of measurement, and even then this hat is no where near the 37.8541 liters that you claim. It's more of a traditional cowboy hat. Sadly, I didn't get the hat at Monza, Mario gave each of the teams 4 hats as a gift from Circuit of the Americas (COTA), and the team was more than gracious to send it to me before the race in Austin
so that I could use it for their recap video. About a week before, their media crew contacted me and had it delivered by mail. I'd love to claim that I'm McRich, but I'm not even McMiddle Class... I'm McNoClass with fries (think
Nappy Meal), but I am trying to scrape a few pennies so that the Google+ fans can all meet next year at COTA face-to-face, and you guys are also welcome to join us! If you need help finding a hotel just let me know (I am a former travel agent and am looking at bulk discounts), when I went in 2012 I paid $46 per night, whereas people staying in Austin paid upwards of $600 per night. I'm also working on getting tons of really, really cheap champagne for us to spray on Sunday night, our own private Podium Party.
But of course, thanks to the Portuguese government, I can't even have the pleasure of watching WTCC in Boavista again, because apparently money over everything else...
Multiply that by 10-20 and you'll understand what life is like in the United States.
No wonder they tasted like used Action Man figures... Trusting you is a dangerous task, it seems.
"Duh" seems like an understatement, but then again it worked on Sauber F1, Google+ and here, so ask yourself if the risk is worth it. Even if my actions/choices/philosophies backfire in the worst possible way, you won't get an STD. And that's more insurance that you'll find anywhere else in this world.
At least until the test results come back.
But you are right, a plastic egg offers more colour and flair than both Vectras combined. And children will like the eggs more. It is a well-known fact that Vectras make children cry, just like the Boogeyman and Disney movies.
Let's just run through the list: Shogun of Harlem, Ryan Reynolds, and now
David Spade is third in line! And I thought I was edgy and offensive! I tip my hat to you, sir. I won't tell The Mouse if you don't, cause his beatings are delivered by lawyers... plural.
Eh, chest hair? It could be manly or not. It depends on how well you sell it to the ladies... I'll find that out when I get old enough to reach the "Middle age crisis" and buy a Corvette or something.
Two things: 1. Hopefully by then you'll have taste and realize that every other pensioner with mommy issues already has one, and 2. By the time you're able to get one it'll be recalled.
Yay, what prize does that give me?
........
Oh god damm you, Mcclaren.
I think the No Prize should replace the Nobel Prize.
A man that speaks his own mind... Just be careful if you ever wind up working for the BBC, you never know if you'll punch one of your colleagues over how overcooked your steak was. Or something like that...
#bradfearsnothin
I just call 'em like I see 'em. If you want the cream of the crop, find the posts of me taking on the Giedo van der Garde trolls that went after Sauber after the settlement. There's gold in them-there posts.
Cliffs Notes: Marcus and Felipe have Championship points, GVD has a forklift. I scored that as a KO in the first round.
I also maintain that he (the producer, and GVD for that matter yet unrelated) had it coming and I will gladly do it again simply to provide symmetry to his horrid face.
Oh, that's a pity, but at least your baristas respect you. Probably a good thing, as being a F1 fan requires being unable to sleep during the Asian GPs, which happen at the most unhealthy hours when it comes to other countries...
Kids say YOLO, and I look at them and say "If you only live once, you're doing it wrong." Sleep is for cowards.
Ah, another car that is so memorable, that I completely forgot about that. Remember when the Viper wasn't the only interesting car that Dodge made?
Are you not aware that
Shelby had a line of Chryslers in the 80's? Before you get excited, they were FWD and mostly forgettable... yet there they are.
Because I sure don't. By the way, that dude on the picture... He looks just like the right type of person that would be Vectra owner; cheesy haircut, pulled-up sleeves, the whole lot. And he'd probably be an Avenger owner as well, it's like they were made for each other...
90% of American Muscle car fans do nothing but spout large horsepower figures from the 60s. While this is nice on paper, they have absolutely no grasp of gross vs net horsepower, let alone the importance of power-to-weight ratios. This explains the entirety of the Fast and the Furious franchise, and why I refuse to support it.
Do you know what the difference is between a Toyota Supra and a Porsche Carrera GT?
Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Supra.
Today's race just cemented the fact, that I 🤬 hate the Vectra.
Next time cement the Vectra and we'll go find it a nice, new home... with the fishes.
, it just makes me don't want to come back to this thread 
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