Best Pedestrian Phrases?

[skynyrd]

I don't know about you guys, but the one that really struck me as funny was the guys dressed in black that walk around liberty campus. If you aim a gun at them, some of them say "Don't shoot me, I'm gay!" and run away.

Then there's the redneck sounding guy who says "I swear I thought she was my sister", or something like that.

Then the police guy who says "Have you read the manual for this thing?"

 

[Sertsa]

There are a lot of great phrases. Here are a couple I didn't see mentioned:

"I'm a pacifict, BUT..." (A pony-tailed university guy with the sketchpad; he came at me during a rampage). Ever taken a close look at what's on those sketchpads, by the way?

The first time I heard the follow up to "Guns don't kill people.." I cracked up. "Guns help, though."

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by skynyrd
Then there's the redneck sounding guy who says "I swear I thought she was my sister", or something like that.

Actually, the quote's much worse than that - it's 'my mother's my sister!'

 

[skynyrd]

No no no, the same guy says both of those. He just says
"My mother's my sister" one more often. I've only heard that "I swear I thought she was my sister" one about 5 or 6 times in Portland near the callahan bridge and around the docks.

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by skynyrd
No no no, the same guy says both of those. He just says
"My mother's my sister" one more often. I've only heard that "I swear I thought she was my sister" one about 5 or 6 times in Portland near the callahan bridge and around the docks.

Oh, okay - hadn't haeard the other one. Generally the last thing he says if I come across him mid-rampage.

 

[danpollard]

im normally listening to music when im playing gta3 so i dont always catch everything and theres definately quite a fw ive missed

 

[CrackHoor]

I heard a hilarious one the other day, I jacked this guy's car in front of the Portland hideout and he went running towards my garage. I said, "we'll see about THAT, my friend," got out of the car, and followed him. He ran right into the save game room, stopped, scratched his head, looked around and said "Where the Hell am I?" Then I whacked him... 😈

 

[Sertsa]

Thought I'd add a few I heard while making a stand against the Army. You usually don't get a lot of time to hear their phrases. (I also found the Rhino's weakness--fire. A good blast from a flamethrower or a few Malatov cocktails will blow it up)

"Will we get medels for this?!"
"I hate civilians!"
"Tell my wife I love her!"
"This is better than training!"

 

[Tank]

I like:

'You came the wrong way homes' and 'it's gonna be your funeral' used by one of the gangs in Portland.

 

[SkylineObsession]

Originally posted by CrackHoor
I jacked this guy's car in front of the Portland hideout got out of the car, and followed him. He ran right into the save game room

That same thing happened to me.
I didn't hear him say anything though....

 

[RushNO2]

i like the rednecks there always like "i've been drinkin again" or "my mothers my sister'

 

[LordIV]

The random quotes from "In the Navy"

 

[supraking]

im hot and your not

 

[supraking]

i dont deserve this
hey baby, wanna ride
take him out

 

[Rockwallaby]

"MY BABY" (when u steal some womans car)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

my mothers my sister - thats the funniest one to me

 

[KosmikFool]

Just stand in front of a line of traffic or jaywalk and the cars will start honking their horns. in turn you flip them the birdie and tell them to:

a) **** off and die

b) Go suck c*ck in hell.

Even your character has a good outlook on life!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

i also like when you steal a cab and a Paki says " I dont deserve this!"... im like, "yes you do" and i beat the **** outta them

 

[Spock]

"hey you almost hit me"- some woman when i amost hit her

 

[RVDNuT374]

Originally posted by KosmikFool
Just stand in front of a line of traffic or jaywalk and the cars will start honking their horns. in turn you flip them the birdie and tell them to:

a) **** off and die

b) Go suck c*ck in hell.

Even your character has a good outlook on life!

 

[MazKid]

I like the when you steal a cab and the driver says

"get in the back AHHHHH"