Biggest "I'm an idiot" thing you've done in GTA Online

Every day this gets me... I usually have several seconds to walk by and ignore them before they open fire... Then I get my tank
Me too, I hate the f:censored:rs who fires their gun at you while I don't show any signs of hostility towards them. Stupid :censored:es.

P.S: These idiots also destroy my beautiful dark blue bike. :banghead:
 
Just found a glitch to get a tank before your level 70. Killing me for no reason now results in being spammed by my tank, then when I get bored,I drive away after setting a 9k bounty on them :D

Thank me now. (Not my vid.) :)👍
 
Just found a glitch to get a tank before your level 70. Killing me for no reason now results in being spammed by my tank, then when I get bored,I drive away after setting a 9k bounty on them :D

Thank me now. (Not my vid.) :)👍


This glitch also works with the Hotknife, I saw a tutorial on that particular car earlier today. I sold it back, though, as I didn't personally find it as exciting as I did find the Rat Loader.

WHICH I HOPE RETURNS IN 1.09.
 
This glitch also works with the Hotknife, I saw a tutorial on that particular car earlier today. I sold it back, though, as I didn't personally find it as exciting as I did find the Rat Loader.

WHICH I HOPE RETURNS IN 1.09.
Aswell as the chameleon, carbon rs, and if you want your own cargobob, do the same thing as the tank, but use "5"
 
Biggest duh moment so far:
I decided I would be nice and pick some newbs up in my rocotto and show them a few spots I know where you can get out of the map (useful for bounties/hiding)
So I showed them 5 places and at the last one they decided to gang beat me :lol: and steal my car, but little did they know I had an ignition bomb recently installed so they went boom and I left the session.
 
I like to investigate when other players are 'off the beaten path'....those who migrate away from the chaos that is Los Santos. See what they're attempting at the main airport, over at Sandy Shores or trying to steal a Lazer.

I notice yesterday someone was way off just South of the city in the ocean, and take off on a Buzzard. For some reason this person took off way out there in a jet ski. I did a few fly bys and attempted to fly the copter in reverse but ended up sinking. Luckily this wayward sailor was kind enough to let me board his vessel and we ventured just a little farther until the sea churned up some impressive swells. If you're in the adventurous mood, go check it out its quite awesome. Eventually we headed back to shore and went on our own way.
 
walk close to any one *cough* @xXKingJoshXx @BradTC *cough* who's shooting and get whacked in the face.

The 'OHKO punch anyone if you try to aim while next to them' is literally the dumbest mechanic in the game, even beating out the actual dumb mechanic.

I can only imagine it from the perspective of the poor GTA online characters:
Guy 1: 🤬 man, I'm pinned down! Come on, help me out here!
Guy 2: Right! Coming!
*Guy 2 runs next to Guy 1*
*Guy 1 is suddenly overcome with psychotic rage for Guy 2 and stands up*
Guy 2: Hey, what are you doi-*KNOCKOUT PUNCH*
*Guy 1 is then shot because he went out of cover*
 
Getting a Sentinel XS - but not buying insurance on it. ;/
I feel your pain, dude. Some f:censored:g squeaker wrecked mine, and when I called the insurance company and went to go get a new one, it didn't appear on the map!!!! Looks like I'm going to start searching through every single bit of west Vinewood to find one. AGAIN. :grumpy::banghead:
 
Yeah, just start an invite only session and usually they're all over the place, especially around Vinewood Hills :) Now the Sentinel Cabrio...

Those things only spawn on one street on the whole map, same with the Intruder, I happen to know them both :D
 
I feel your pain, dude. Some f:censored:g squeaker wrecked mine, and when I called the insurance company and went to go get a new one, it didn't appear on the map!!!! Looks like I'm going to start searching through every single bit of west Vinewood to find one. AGAIN. :grumpy::banghead:

Join an invite-only lobby. A crazy driver in a black Sentinel XS will always spawn near you when you enter the session.
 
This isn't really an idiot moment but I can't stand it when your just driving passed someone of walking passed or whatever and they decide they want to kill you... then they hunt you down about 693789245 times.

P.S Sentinel XS is rare/good? well dayum I should swap one for my Vacca ;)
 
This isn't really an idiot moment but I can't stand it when your just driving passed someone of walking passed or whatever and they decide they want to kill you... then they hunt you down about 693789245 times.

P.S Sentinel XS is rare/good? well dayum I should swap one for my Vacca ;)
I wouldn't replace a vacca for one, but if you have a car you never use, definitely replace it. I sold mine and I have regretted it ever since.
 
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