There are no words I can use to adequately express my utter contempt and loathing of the Die Another Day theme.
You're not alone. It (and the film) are almost universally despised among Bond fans.There are no words I can use to adequately express my utter contempt and loathing of the Die Another Day theme.
The problem was that EON signed away far too much creative control to Madonna far too early in the process. As a general rule, they go about getting the title performer in one of two ways: either they will open up submissions from interested parties, and use the demo tapes they provide to find someone they like; or they will decide in advance who they want to perform the theme and approach them directly. In the case of Die Another Day, they went with the latter. They had wanted Madonna for years, but had never been able to get her. With 2002 being the 40th Anniversary of James Bond films, and the film itself being the twentieth installment in the series, EON were considerably more flexible about the process, because they really wanted Madge. They basically gave her a blank cheque to do whatever she wanted, and nobody from EON - not even David Arnold, the composer - had any input in the song (which Madonna insisted had to fit in with the American Life album or else she would not do it) until she delivered it to them at the very last minute. They were then stuck with that piece of trash.Madonna can sing, but DAD is autotuned to oblivion. It's like watching Rudolf Nureyev dancing Gangnam style.
Still, if you want a farcical history of a theme song, look no further than Another Way to Die (in fact, the entire production of QUANTUM OF SOLACE was marked by mistake after mistake). EON wanted Amy Winehouse for the project, and David Arnold got her producer, Mark Ronson, involed very early on. But Winehouse couldn't get into the song and there were constant delays and then she had her meltdown on-stage in Serbia and the whole thing fell through. Arnold had to go to the back catalogue of demo tapes to find a workable theme, and while nobody will say anything one way or the other on the subject, the commercial sponsors - like Coke - got a huge say in which theme was selected.
I've noticed that most people who did like it moved on once they became exposed to the wider Bond canon. Those who still like it are those who did not respond positively to the older films.
DIE ANOTHER DAY was probably the first film that a lot of kids who grew up with gaming consoles were exposed to, as well, which might explain their liking it.
Ugh. That just reeks of fan-service, and the last time EON indulged in fan-service, the result was DIE ANOTHER DAY.Part of me wishes that to celebrate 50 years of Bond, they have her sing the credits song to Skyfall. Too late now probably, but would have been a nice touch.
The besttwothree bond themes:
Goldfinger.
Live and Let Die.
You only live twice.
Ugh. That just reeks of fan-service, and the last time EON indulged in fan-service, the result was DIE ANOTHER DAY.
Technically, We Have All The Time In The World is the film's secondary theme (a bit like k.d lang's Surrender, which was intended to be the TOMORROW NEVER DIES title theme, but was moved to the back of the film).1. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (We Have All The Time In The World - Louis Armstrong)
Tina Turner did GoldenEye.
And you also committed an error. You forgot "James Bond Has Returned" by John Barry. That theme was actually used in the opening of FRWL.
Technically, We Have All The Time In The World is the film's secondary theme (a bit like k.d lang's Surrender, which was intended to be the TOMORROW NEVER DIES title theme, but was moved to the back of the film).
The actual theme is this instrumental by John Barry, which is considered by many of his fans to be the finest piece of music in the series' history
We remember the Goldfinger theme with rose-tinteds.
Because it's so boooring. Partially because I'm not sure Lazenby was actually awake when he did all of the scenes.I actually don't get the hate for OHMSS. Some aspects of the plot don't make much sense and there's weakness in the acting, directing, editing and effects, but for the most part it's reasonable Bond fare.
I agree with all of this though.But then unlike most Bond fans, I don't treat the six actors as the same character in the same continuity. I treat "James Bond" as an honorific name given to any MI6 with the 007 rank - like Agent Lynch in the CIA of the A-Team, or the initialisms of MIB's agents. It's not the guy's real name, it's his status. Unless the 30-something guy who stopped a SPECTRE guy with robot hands from disrupting the Mercury launches in 1961 is supposed to be the same 30-something guy who helped capture a 1980s drug baron (who then escaped custody when his van fell off a part of the Overseas Highway that hadn't been built in 1961)... Lazenbond's "This never happened to the other guy" is merely an expression of that - though the desk clearing muddies those waters.
What's your opinion on Never Say Never Again? I know, unofficial and bleh and inferior to the original and so on, but I'm curious anywqay (even if you did put the best one all the way down in 16th).Themes
1. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (We Have All The Time In The World - Louis Armstrong)
2. The Spy Who Loved Me (Nobody Does It Better - Carly Simon)
3. From Russia With Love (Matt Monro)
4. Live and Let Die (Wings)
5. You Only Live Twice (Nancy Sinatra)
6. The Man With the Golden Gun (Lulu)
7. The Living Daylights (A-Ha)
8. For Your Eyes Only (Sheena Easton)
9. Diamonds are Forever (Shirley Bassey)
10. Octopussy (All Time High - Rita Coolidge)
11. Casino Royale (You Know My Name - Chris Cornell)
12. Goldeneye (Tina Turner)
13. Goldfinger (Shirley Bassey)
14. Thunderball (Tom Jones)
15. A View to a Kill (Duran Duran)
16. Licence to Kill (Gladys Knight)
17. Moonraker (Shirley Bassey)
18. The World is Not Enough (Garbage)
19. Tomorrow Never Dies (Sheryl Crow)
20. Quantum of Solace (Another Way to Die - Jack White & Alicia Keys)
21. Die Another Day (Madonna)
But then unlike most Bond fans, I don't treat the six actors as the same character in the same continuity. I treat "James Bond" as an honorific name given to any MI6 with the 007 rank - like Agent Lynch in the CIA of the A-Team, or the initialisms of MIB's agents. It's not the guy's real name, it's his status. Unless the 30-something guy who stopped a SPECTRE guy with robot hands from disrupting the Mercury launches in 1961 is supposed to be the same 30-something guy who helped capture a 1980s drug baron (who then escaped custody when his van fell off a part of the Overseas Highway that hadn't been built in 1961)... Lazenbond's "This never happened to the other guy" is merely an expression of that - though the desk clearing muddies those waters.
I think OHMSS is actually a pretty good film. The plot is pretty good, the music is excellent, and most of the actors give good performances. The problem is George Lazneby. He simply cannot act worth a damn. He ruins just about everything he is in, and drags everything kicking and screaming down with him.I actually don't get the hate for OHMSS. Some aspects of the plot don't make much sense and there's weakness in the acting, directing, editing and effects, but for the most part it's reasonable Bond fare.
For me the worst part of the film isn't the line "This never happened to the other guy" but the combination of that line and Lazenbond clearing his desk of things Connerbond collected in the previous five films - the two things contradicting each other.
I think you're reading far too much into those comments.
I've read the interviews with Mendes, and from what he has said, my understanding is that he would not have made a Bond film were it not for THE DARK KNIGHT. Until Nolan came along, films were either big-budget popcorn flicks or low-key, serious drama films, and the two were moving further and further apart with each passing day. Love him or hate him, Christopher Nolan proved that you could make a big-budget film that dealt with serious themes and explored darker characters. He demonstrated that audiences are a whole lot smarter than most studios and producers give them credit for.
Because Nolan had demonstrated this, Mendes was attracted to SKYFALL. THE DARK KNIGHT meant that Mendes could do things with Bond that weren't possible before THE DARK KNIGHT - he could explore actual themes and fill the world of the film with interesting characters. He wouldn't be making a vomit-inducing candy-coloured kaleidoscope that was essentially a glorified video game like DIE ANOTHER DAY. Nor could he make a schizophrenic pseudo-arthouse mess with political statements that undermined a lot of the characters like QUANTUM OF SOLACE (in a nutshell, Bond is critical of imperialism in South America; Fleming's original creation supported imperialist policies - having Paul Haggis write the screenplay was a mistake).
No, I haven't seen the film. I have to wait a month so that B-grade celebrities can have their fifteen minutes being seen attending the premiere. But I have been following production, and while I'm avoidng spoilers, I have noticed a correlation between what Mendes has said he wanted to bring to the film and what the critics have to say about the film. From the sounds of things, he has actually delivered what he promised, and I can't remember the last time a Bond director did that.