Britain - The Official Thread

[Famine]

Good luck to him. Hope he had a wicked time. At least he's not shagging one of his relative's like plenty of his predecessors did.

He might be - we don't know who they are.

 

[axletramp]

It's OK, I've just checked and none of them appear to have hooves.

 

[homeforsummer]

He might be - we don't know who they are.

Given some of his previous misdemeanors I'm certain he must be at least in some way related to Prince Philip. It's just too much of a coincidence otherwise.

 

[Famine]

I've just realised why the papers won't publish the pictures.

Prince Harry's knob looks like the prophet Muhammed.

It's the only logical explanation.

 

[axletramp]

Plausible. Was Mohammed a one-eyed ginga?

 

[Keef]

"Even though they don't want to admit it, they depend on the United States of America to lead and to bring moral purpose to the globe."



@ 9:30

**** yeah.

Just a friendly reminder to you all that you are dependent upon us and we'd appreciate it if you'd sit down, be quiet, and do as you're told. What sort of animal hath the King wrought!

 

[dhandeh]

Just a friendly reminder to you all that you are dependent upon us and we'd appreciate it if you'd sit down, be quiet, and do as you're told. What sort of animal hath the King wrought!

 

[Grand Prix]

just a friendly reminder to you all that you are dependent upon us and we'd appreciate it if you'd sit down, be quiet, and do as you're told. What sort of animal hath the king wrought!

'k

 

[kk20]

Prince Harry's knob looks like the prophet Muhammed.

Excuse me? Are you stupid? How dare you say that?

 

[Pagey279]

I've just realised why the papers won't publish the pictures.

Prince Harry's knob looks like the prophet Muhammed.

It's the only logical explanation.

Plausible. Was Mohammed a one-eyed ginga?

• You will not post or link to content that is obscene or sexually oriented.

Huh?

I was just browsing around and couldn't help but notice these two posts.

 

[kk20]

Huh?

I was just browsing around and couldn't help but notice these two posts.

You have no idea how pissed off I am.

 

[Tornado]

Have to imagine making a penis joke isn't the same thing as linking or posting something sexually explicit or obscene; and that Famine (who is a site administrator) is likely well-versed in the AUP over such matters; so your outrage (while entertaining as far as gross overreactions go) is unwarranted.

 

[Sphinx]

Just a friendly reminder to you all that you are dependent upon us and we'd appreciate it if you'd sit down, be quiet, and do as you're told. What sort of animal hath the King wrought!

Not while we have gorgeous george around to teach you guys a few things:






Getting back to the UK;

Whenever I think of our current government I can't stop myself thinking about this:

 

[Famine]

Excuse me?

Duly excused.

Are you stupid?

Not even slightly.

How dare you say that?

Quite easily.

Unless you're a newspaper editor, you're not in a position to be offended (and even if you were, your offence is your own problem, not mine). If not, perhaps you should familiarise yourself with the Jyllands-Posten before raging at what you perceive to be an insult that is, in fact, nothing of the sort.

 

[kk20]

Unless you're a newspaper editor, you're not in a position to be offended (and even if you were, your offence is your own problem, not mine). If not, perhaps you should familiarise yourself with the Jyllands-Posten before raging at what you perceive to be an insult that is, in fact, nothing of the sort.

Now you're telling me what position I am in and arent?

You saying 'your offence is your problem, not mine' is probably the dumbest thing I've read on GTP. If I was to say a comment about your wife, gilfriend, partner etc and you obviously will be offended, and I was to say 'your offence is your problem and not mine' I would most definetely be banned.

Let me tell you something, I am a muslim, and you saying our prophet looks like a prince's knob is offensive. Ask any muslim you know. Who the hell you think you are? I dont care if this is a joke. I suggest you apologise.

Its because of stupid people like you and the makers of that danish cartoon that give islam a bad name. You know nothing about islam. You dont even know what the word 'Islam' even means.

Have to imagine making a penis joke isn't the same thing as linking or posting something sexually explicit or obscene; and that Famine (who is a site administrator) is likely well-versed in the AUP over such matters; so your outrage (while entertaining as far as gross overreactions go) is unwarranted.

Hold up, a penis joke was made, about my prophet. And you're saying im overreacting?? What has the world come to.

 

[Zenith]

Post of the Year 2012

 

[NLxAROSA]

Its because of stupid people like you and the makers of that danish cartoon that give islam a bad name.

Nope, it's hotheads like you that demand apology (or worse) when someone makes a joke (that was not even directed at your prophet to begin with) that give islam a bad name.

 

[Sphinx]

And there was I feeling all offended that the joke was about our prince Henry.

I feel better now.

 

[TyrrellRacing]

Post of the Year 2012

+1.

Laughed so hard at the reaction, surprised it didn't come sooner.

 

[TheCracker]

Never could get my head around that whole 'can't look at the prophet mohammed' bollocks

Reminds me of Spinal Tap:

 

[Tesla]

Its because of stupid people like you and the makers of that danish cartoon that give islam a bad name. You know nothing about islam. You dont even know what the word 'Islam' even means.

Funny how you say stupid people like Famine and the cartoonists are what give Islam a bad name, but the people who were marching around with signs saying "behead those who insult Islam", "massacre those who insult Islam" and the extremists are fine and dandy.

 

[dhandeh]

I had a feeling this would be the outcome.

 

[kk20]

Nope, it's hotheads like you that demand apology (or worse) when someone makes a joke (that was not even directed at your prophet to begin with) that give islam a bad name.

Directed? Dude, he said prince harrys dick looks like prophet muhamed, Are you seriously saying this is not offensive? So saying his dick looks like the prophet is an insult to harry and not an insult to the prophet?

Wow, glad to see the true meaning of offence.

Funny how you say stupid people like Famine and the cartoonists are what give Islam a bad name, but the people who were marching around with signs saying "behead those who insult Islam", "massacre those who insult Islam" and the extremists are fine and dandy.

I never said they're fine and dandy. Islam has two meanings. Peace and submitting your will to allah. Putting them together makes peacefully submitting your will to allah. Do the extremists abide by this meaning? Im not conding their acts at all but if there are no cartoons then is there any need for these extremists to march?

Im just shocked to see some of ya'll responses saying im overreacting.

 

[Zenith]

Reread what Famine said. Think about what Famine said. Think about what Famine said with a less combative state of mind. Think about how what Famine said applies to the photos of Prince Harry. Repeat as necessary.

I'd advise doing the above before posting again.

Once you're seen as an unrepentant ass on the Internet, you'll always be an unrepentant ass on the Internet.

 

[kk20]

Reread what Famine said. Think about what Famine said. Think about what Famine said with a less combative state of mind. Think about how what Famine said applies to the photos of Prince Harry. Repeat as necessary.

I'd advise doing the above before posting again.

Once you're seen as an unrepentant ass on the Internet, you'll always be an unrepentant ass on the Internet.

Bravo mate. Bravo.

If any of ya'll know any muslims and he/she happen to have any spare time. Ask them whether this is offensive or not.

 

[dhandeh]

Im not conding their acts at all but if there are no cartoons then is there any need for these extremists to march?

Im just shocked to see some of ya'll responses saying im overreacting.

That is one hell of a but.


Also your Psn name, makes your standpoint even more flawed. Go get 'em killa.

 

[kk20]

That is one hell of a but.

Also your Psn name, makes your standpoint even more flawed. Go get 'em killa.

Now you're just taking things out of context. You didnt see the _kandy?
What has my PSN got anything to do with ? If you are to see images from my childhood then you would understand why my PSN is killa_kandy. Kandy being key.

Scenario. Theres a rat in your house, the extreme thing to do here is move out over this one rat. The sensible thing would be to get mousetraps etc.

Moving out of the house is extreme but its because of the rat that the person is considering moving out of the house in the first place. No mouse=no extreme thinking. Thats the point im making. Not condoning extreme methods in any way shape or form.

 

[dhandeh]

But you have your little argument, all planned out. It seems you are condoning other methods though.

As for the mouse, I would get in touch with Rentokil.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Directed? Dude, he said prince harrys dick looks like prophet muhamed, Are you seriously saying this is not offensive? So saying his dick looks like the prophet is an insult to harry and not an insult to the prophet?

Wow, glad to see the true meaning of offence.

In the context that the only other image that's created such controversy in the British press over its publication was that of the Muhammad cartoons.

You must have realised this.

 

[Zenith]

Bravo mate. Bravo.

If any of ya'll know any muslims and he/she happen to have any spare time. Ask them whether this is offensive or not.

It has nothing to do with what Famine said being offensive or not. It has to do with you completely missing the joke.

You know what the best part of this is?

In these past few posts you have demonstrated that you are a quarrelsome and irate Muslim.

You are the butt of the joke.

Edit: tree'd