Caption this GTP pic...

[Omnis]

"Dear Mrs. Queen, don't worry about our affair. I won't remember a thing."

 

[Touring Mars]

"There's nothing on this menu One wants. Just get me a bag of chips."

 

[PureAwesomeness]

Even in the presence of Her Majesty, Ronald couldn't resist the urge to play with himself.

 

[Omnis]

"One empathizes with President Reagan. I too was subject to an assassination attempt, but since we don't have guns in England the would-be regicide smashed a trash bin over my head."

 

[Legendary]

Who's Tom?

No idea, first name that came to mind.

 

[homeforsummer]

"It says in this telegram from Polyphony Digital that Gran Turismo 5 will be in the shops by Christmas 2009."

I think we have a winner...

 

[Daniel]

You are right, you don't start a game by going anywhere other than in the middle. But then again why would they even be playing it, it is such a rubbish game, if you know what you are doing you will never lose, therefore if your opponent knows what to do too, no one will ever win, so what's the point in it. On the photoshopping, why do people go to such effort just to fool people, it's just not worth it. I suppose it's the same type of people who write viruses just because they can.

What? I almost always put O or X into a corner and win take that ASH and TM .

anyway:
"Ha, Ha... the Queen farted! Shame!"
yes, cheezy, but that's me

 

[Danoff]

Thanks to Alex. for posting this in the "Amazing and Cool Photos Thread"...

"One's queen is not merely a figurehead for one's amusement. She has real meaningful duties, and the power to accomplish them."

or

"Upon further review, the colonies' request for sovereignty remains denied. We expect you to pay all owed taxes and duties with interest."

 

[JER_CREST]

Your laughing now, but you did not save on 15% of car insurance by switching to Gieco.

 

[Mr.Skyline09]

Gran Turismo 5 is released FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!​

 

[seanyb505]

This thread hasnt had much attention lately, heres a little something for everyone to play with:




Ugh, just wing it

 

[Dragonistic]

McLarens attempts to emulate the downforce of Ferrari have gone to far this time...

 

[Touring Mars]

If it's a wing you're after, I hear Red Bull is giving them away

 

[Blitz187]

Downforce? PPPFFFTTTTT.... How needs downforce?? I want to FLY!

 

[TB]

"Well, we did do the nose."

 

[TheCracker]

Psssst, Elton. What have you been feeding David? he's put some right timber on!

 

[Solid Lifters]

"This is your new F1 car. I got it at Michael Jackson's estate sale. The guy just didn't like noses."

 

[wfooshee]

When's the race start? Seems like we've been sitting here in the paddock for years!!!

 

[Irons]

"Doc? Are we back in 1985?"

 

[Touring Mars]

Someone missed Issue #34 of DeAgostini's "Build Your Own Classic F1 Car"

 

[Neal]

I think we need to have a word with Bernie about the speed bumps, not his best safety idea so far.

 

[Slick Rick]

If it's a wing you're after, I hear Red Bull is giving them away

👍

har har we have a winnar

 

[Speedy Samurai]

"When I said the car needs downforce I meant a wing. Now stop pushing down on my head!"

 

[TheBook]

"Wait, wait, wait... I thought this was a Ferarri, not a Mercedes CLK-GTR."

 

[livemusic]

"Get off the grass, idiot!"

 

[mafia_boy]

Someone missed Issue #34 of DeAgostini's "Build Your Own Classic F1 Car"

WIN!!

 

[Neal]

^ +1. I must admit this one did make me laugh...out loud. Nice one TM

 

[Touring Mars]

cheers guys

 

[Jump_Ace]

"I shave mine...do you shave yours?"

What else can you guys come up with? 👍

Jerome

 

[TB]

"What... What is that on your lip stomach? It's like a discoloration. It's white. You'd better get that checked out."

or

"I knew I shouldn't have drank the OZAKI [Nuke]."