Audi R8 e-tron Vision Gran Turismo Quickie Impressions
Audi is the first manufacturer to adopt a "halo car" approach to their entire lineup of cars. The original Audi R8 was that car, and what a stunner it is. I think it's one of the most recogniseable cars from a distance, and yet it looks so understated, self assured, and mature. Rear mid engine, all wheel drive is such a perfect setup for a car in the real world, and I'm surprised it hasn't been used more. I don't think it can be overstated how big a deal the original R8 is.
Of course, because it's the halo car, it sets the styling theme of the entire Audi range. Every car in their lineup looks like a cheap R8 knockoff, in the name of "sharing family DNA" or "cost cutting" or something. With every automaker following the trend Audi set, every car from a manufacturer looks the same, except stretched or shrunk in a photocopier.
Vision Gran Turismo (VGT) cars are supposed to be a car designer's wet dream; manufacturers get to design what they want, how they want, when they want, with no restrictions on cost, ergonomics, or even any basis in reality. Even Audi's VGT car looks like an R8 in terms of shapes and proportions. There's a saying that goes, "don't fix what isn't broken". But, there also is a saying of "too much of a good thing is a bad thing". With the e-tron, I'm not sure which of the two statements apply more than the other. Compared to the other VGTs in the game, this is among one of the most sane and plausible looking, yet it doesn't seem to spark any excitement or wonder looking at it, aside from that GINORMOUS NACA duct on the roof that presumably cools the batteries behind the driver. It does hold the distinction of being the only real, functioning VGT that was built and ran in the real world, however, which easily makes it the single most distinct and noteworthy VGT in the game, in my opinion. (EDIT: I was corrected by Nismonath after posting. The e-tron isn't the only existing and running VGT; so is Fittipaldi's)
The e-tron produces 815PS combined from its three electric motors, one of which powers the front wheels. Given that it looks like an R8, has gigantic ducts leading to the rear of the car, and has two electric motors presumably aft the cockpit to drive the rear wheels, this car gives off a vibe like it leans heavily on its rear; yet, mass distribution is claimed to be a "perfect" 50:50 (if it were so perfect, why would you make R8s and Huracans rear mass biased?). Behind the wheel though, the car handles starkly neutral. I don't want to say a monkey could drive a car that does 0-100km/h in 2.5 seconds, but a monkey with The Rock's Size 14 Boot up it's butt can drive this thing; that was essentially what I was when I was forced to drive on my DualShock 4 for this week's races, due to complications involving my cat sleeping on my wheel.
Driving it on a wheel for this quick review, though, it was astoundingly easy. On trail braking, the front end never complained. There was never any under or oversteer; just grip for days, even on the downhill trail braking points like Turn 1 of Suzuka, which usually unsettles MR cars. There was never any skidding or tyre scrubbing that is usually associated with front heavy AWD cars on braking, nor was there any understeer rattle through the wheel. The rear never steps out on power, nor does the front end feel loose on corner exit. The only thing to really watch out for when driving this thing is the understeer that comes from the car gaining so much speed so quickly when powering out from an apex, which drastically increases turning radius. A way too heavy right foot will send this car missiling off the track, a testament to how unbelievably well this thing puts power down. This thing handles so neutral, it somehow seems to blend the strongest points of each drivetrain configuration while filtering out the cons. It grips like an AWD. It turns in so precisely and effortlessly it feels like an MR. It's a thoroughly impressive package that's hard to find fault with. It's easy to chalk this performance up to being a fantasy car, until you realise that it isn't a fantasy car.
Pure EVs are traditionally known to have very good torque from standstill, and the e-tron is no exception. Even with AWD, you'll need a slight moment of TCS from a standstill to get an ideal launch; scary, considering this thing's lean mass of just 1450kg. From there, there is simply no letup in the pull from the three motors until you're well over 300km/h. EVs are also traditionally known to not have very high top speeds, but the e-tron caps off at an ample 370km/h (~186mph), rev limited, which you'll almost reach at Mulsanne Straight before the first chicane. To be fair, at speeds in excess of 300km/h, any car, IC or EV, would struggle. It's insane to even think an EV would have comparable speeds to a hybrid LMP1 car.
Where lacking a traditional IC engine hurts the e-tron is in the braking zones, but only for the super slow corners, such as hairpins or chicanes. I think this is less the fault of the e-tron, but moreso just an inherent strength of an IC car I'm too used to. An IC car can use aggressive engine braking into these corners, and the driver will have to adapt and manage their expectations going into these super slow corners to not overshoot their braking point. It's hard to not miss the extra stopping power however, and I'm guilty of tapping a few people in this week's races, most notably at the U-turn of Tokyo East (or, the entirety of Horse Thief Mile. Can I bring that race up without being tied to a stake and shot?).
EVs are also traditionally known to be whisper quiet, and this is where the e-tron bucks the trend. The e-tron is so loud with its kettle noises, one wouldn't think it had anything other than a hulking IC engine in it. I'm not sure if the noise is authentic, or if it's played through speakers like so many of today's cars resort to. It just doesn't sound right to me. The soundtrack of the e-tron I think is easily its biggest downside. I find it to be loud and grating, and with how high it revs, it always sounds like the motors are all about to spontaneously explode. The sound isn't informative since you never need to shift it, and it certainly is far from evocative. I just wish I had a mute button on it.
One would think a 815PS EV VGT wouldn't have many peers to be compared against, but happily, the folks over at England just so happens to also have an EV VGT that caps out at... about 373km/h. Sound familiar? Yep,
Jaaaaaguar has a VGT of their own, the very creatively named "VGT Coupé". It pulls several bus lengths on the e-tron on the straights, even with the e-tron in its slipstream. But, as can be expected from the car that caused the only red flag in Gran Turismo history, that thing STANK in the corners. Even in the hands of the much more talented Vic, the
Jaaaaag (okay, last time, I swear) was a sitting brick to the e-tron controlled with the precision of a drunk duck walking on land. To help illustrate, have Waffles' video!
While it may be the car of choice for Le Sarthe, I would pick the e-tron any day, especially given the Jag's outward vision, which can only be described as "Robocop Vision".
The interior of the e-tron, while functional, appears to be an afterthought, and only begrudgingly filled to the minimum requirement because someone at PD nagged at them to or something. It looks very empty, with only some red carbon fibre pieces to make you feel aggressive like you're some psycho guinea pig.
The e-tron, given its Group X designation, is entirely useless in the game. I never would've spent my own hard earned credits to buy any Group X car not the Tomahawk X, but I was lucky enough to have both the EV and IC versions of this car from Daily Workout. I can say from taking about 2 corners in the IC version that it's irredeemable garbage and no one should drive it, but I wound up liking the e-tron a lot more than I thought I would ever like a Group X car. I didn't know this car existed for real prior today, and the seriously impressive driving dynamics of it makes it feel fictional.
In spite of the fact that it exists, it still struggles to shed that aura of "...so what?", that defines every fictional, VGT car in the game. It's hard to say for sure what it is, what it's meant to be, and what it's meant to do, and therefore is quite difficult to judge. Is it a Le Mans GTE racer? Is it more akin to LMP1? Maybe even a GT3 when de-tuned? Is it slated for production? How many elements on the car that we see on this car will be eligible, and therefore retained for the racing classes I've mentioned? If it's supposed to hint towards a future production car, will we see the same aggressive aero bits on the road car? The gigantic NACA duct on the roof? The svelte aerodynamic side mirrors? The striking stacks of lights and canards? What will the range on a triple motor car be like? Will be it an R8 derivative, or a standalone car?
Not being able to answer any of these questions, the e-tron VGT looks as much as a package of empty promises and an exercise of ego-waving as any other VGT in the game, existing or not. Coupled with its damning into Group X in this game, this is a car that's a quick hoot to drive once, and will probably never see use again after from me.
As a small aside, there's a weird oddity in how this car engages reverse that I'm not sure if it's a bug; on my Logitech G29, you can usually downshift from 1st into Reverse at a standstill, or you can press Triangle to instantly go into reverse at any speed. Oddly, pressing Triangle in the e-tron makes it drive forward. Tapping the downshift paddle does drop it into Reverse, but the moment you touch the gas, the car goes right back into Drive. The only way I've found to go backwards in the e-tron is to
hold the downshift paddle. I've legitimately never seen this before in any other car, but I can't say I actively try out each car's reverse gear, either. Can anyone else share their experiences with reversing this car?
Also, Waffles, that Horse Thief Mile is the single best race in motorsport history. Tense starts, action packed from start to end, dramatic finishes, fast cars... what more could you want? I just want to make it clear that I didn't vote for that track, and the ONE vote for Horse Thief Mile won the lottery.
I was laughing from practice to well after the race was over!