COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!! You want scores? I got 'em. You want 'em? I'll meet you in the End Zone. Yeah. Try and stop me. Make your secondary earn their stripes. I'm coming at you full-on with college football scores. Let's get this rock rolling.
Scores for Thursday - August 30, 2007
--- Division 1: Football Bowl Subdivision ---
Did you know that the NCAA changed rules so that kickoffs now come from the 30-yard line? Let's begin with SEC action.
Dogs are Better Than Cats... or at Least Mississippi State Thinks So...
* #2 LSU {Tigers} at Mississippi State {Bulldogs}
Let's kick off college football with a game in Starksville, Mississippi. It must be a football Summer. You got a drought. It may be hot already... but it's going to get hotter as Starksville are ready to get off their bums and cheer on their hometown puppies. A pretty balmy night under cloudy skies greeted Mississippi State and LSU. The Mississippi State Bulldogs may be a football cupcake unlike another bunch of SEC doggies (guess who), but they are wanting to make a huge comeback. Mississippi State isn't afraid of a little purple and gold. LSU can be like Dale Earnhardt Sr.- pure intimidators. They are easily the best team in Louisiana with some of the biggest talent. Great backs and receivers, big and nasty defensive players, LSU's nobody to mess with. The Tigers are ready to give Mississippi State and Sylvester Croom some early sweat. There was a chance of rain for this game. Nothing says football like rugged football players playing in rain. The rain intensified with about 2:42 left in the 1st Quarter. LSU coasted with a 17-0 cushion after one half of play. Van Chancellor (former LSU women's basketball coach as well as former coach of my Houston Comets of the WNBA) was in the house. He went to Mississippi State, but supports LSU since LSU's paying him. All the LSU points heading into the fourth quarter came on turnovers. Can you believe it?
LSU got it done in a beatdown and a shutout. Same thing, right? (45-0; #2 Louisiana State)
DID YOU KNOW... ...that LSU's landscape design program is the best in the nation? This was according to an LSU commercial marketing the school.
Allow me to introduce "Old School" to my reports. These are simply look backs at past football moments. Some of which usually pertain to certain teams. Check this:
Old School: Mississippi State's First Two Games in 2006
Think the Bulldogs are crap? Think back to last season. Mississippi State failed to score in two straight games. Mississippi State is not as good as their basketball program, but they stumbled twice in succession. And I believe both schools were SEC schools last season.
Tulsa Ready to Rampage Louisiana-Monroe
* Tulsa {Golden Hurricane} at Louisiana-Monroe {Warhawks}
Tulsa will be without the services of Steve Kragthorpe. Kragthorpe is out trying to make a name for himself at Louisville (next game in order). Tulsa remains a talented team, but how talented are they when Tulsa goes to Monroe, Louisiana? Read on with me. Tulsa has two real major universities. You have the University of Tulsa and the non-football school known as Oral Roberts University (a talented men's basketball program). Tulsa was a WAC school before going to Conference USA. The Golden Hurricane are ready to head into Louisiana to meet a team with a new mascot. The University of Louisiana-Monroe was known as the Indians. Thanks to NCAA rules regarding team mascots of Native Americans and/or hostile names, they had to make a change. And so, ULM chose the Warhawks as their nickname. They aren't the only school with Warhawks as their nickname. In fact, the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater (Division 3) are known as the Warhawks. Surprisingly, the Warhawks lead 17-14 over Tulsa.
Tulsa came back to blow the Warhawks out of the air. Upset averted. (35-17; Tulsa)
Murray State Ready to go Gran Turismo All Over Louisville[/I]
* Murray State {Racers} at #10 Louisville {Cardinals}
FoolKiller's least favorite team is playing at home. It's Louisville taking on Murray State. Murray State could upset Louisville in mens' basketball. Murray State isn't exactly a football power. Or let's look at it like this from their perspective. This is Step 1 of Louisville trying to go 2-0 until they go to Lexington in two weeks. GTP's own (and my friend)
FoolKiller calls Louisville the University of Running Up the Score. Let's see if they'll run her up when Murray State comes to town. There's reason to believe that Louisville may lose here. Louisville's men's basketball team almost lost an exhibition game against Georgetown College, an NAIA school from Georgetown, KY. But this is football. And for a while, Louisville's been known as a basketball school while Kentucky's been whipping people's butts. In recent times, there's been a role reversal. The city of Louisville is excited that their Cardinals can win in more than just basketball. People in Lexington can only hope Murray State gets Wildcat fans reason to laugh their butts off while enjoying a beer. Murray State is known as the Throughbreds in a few sports. Kentucky is known for horse racing. And if you're trying to make a name in horse racing in the Bluegrass State, you'd better win the Kentucky Derby. The Racers are ready to ride their horses into Louisville. Will they be as great as Secretariat... or will they stumble like Barbaro? Louisville were motoring away from Murray State. The Racers didn't seem to have enough horsepower to overtake Louisville. Murray State knows that Louisville has to play absolutely BAD for the Murray crew to win. Louisville led 49-10. This is like a basketball blowout. This is Connecticut hammering Savannah State in basketball.
You call Louisville the university of running up the score. I think Louisville likes it that way. Just ask Murray State. (73-10; #10 LOUISVILLE)
OFF-TOPIC:
I mentioned Kentucky. Bad news for the Wildcats is that Wide Receiver Steve Johnson was charged for resisting arrest. He was driving without his seatbelt buckled in. He was also going to be arrested by an officer for having unpaid parking tickets. Kentucky meets Eastern Kentucky this Saturday in Lexington. Remember, boys and girls: click it... or ticket. Don't find out the hard way.
Also, Mr. Mabry (Kentucky linebacker) is out indefinitely with some thumb troubles. He'll need surgery for his thumb. So the 'Cats will be perhaps two guys short in their game against the Eastern Kentucky Colonels.
Boise State Tries to Continue Their Winning Streak
* Weber State {Wildcats} at #21 Boise State {Broncos}
Someone on CSTV or ESPN said that the 2007 Fieta Bowl would be the most uninteresting BCS Bowl Game. Who would have known that Boise State would knock off Oklahoma in Arizona? Boise State may not be the most talented team in the WAC for this year. Reason being is because Hawaii's been getting a lot of love by prognosticators and analysts. Before Boise State makes ready for Hawaii later this year, they have to worry about Weber State. Boise State was part of the Big Sky Conference before moving on to the WAC. So you could say that this is a family reunion of sorts. The Broncos were unbeaten all last year. They are trying to prove that they aren't the only team west of the Rocky Mountains that can play some pigskin. Weber State can be found in Utah. The city of Ogden, UT, to be exact. The Wildcats are ready to get wild playing on the blue field. Weber State wears purple or indigo. They don't wear Boise State blue. And when you don't wear BSU blue, you're going to get smacked up real bad. It ain't gonna be pretty, player. So let get this one started.
This deal was over before it started. (56-7; #21 BOISE STATE)
SIDE NOTE: ESPNU's "College Football Live" asked if Hawaii and Fresno State could join the Pac-10. I think Fresno State is a good team, but I think Hawaii and Boise State would be great if the Pac-10 adds a few member schools. The deal is if both schools can meet
Cincinatti Conjures Crystal-Clear Calamity
* Southeast Missouri State {Redhawks} at Cincinatti {Bearcats}
Cincinatti wishes to creamate Southeast Missouri State. The Cincinatti Bearcats are proud to make their case clear and loud. The Redhawks aren't tough, but their battle will be mighty rough. Cincinatti, in the end, won the game and made the Redhawks' loss tough to mend. Pardon me for my bad rhyming 'cause that's not my thing; I can't do poetry nor can I sing.
Southeast Missouri State squealed like a pig; Cinicnatti wins... you dig? (59-3; CINCINATTI)
Utah State is Betting the Farm on Beating UNLV
* UNLV {Rebels} at Utah State {Aggies}
Texas A&M aren't the only Aggies. Utah State's Aggies are ready to take on the pathetic excuse of a football team known as UNLV. There are many reasons to go to UNLV. Hoping to see them make a Bowl Game isn't one of them. The Rebels are better known for shocking Duke in the 1990(?) NCAA March Madness men's tournament. But could UNLV get her done in the state of Utah against another Mountain West team? No!
The Rebels will head back to Las Vegas with a big win. Like winning it all at the Golden Nugget. (23-16; Nevada-Las Vegas)
Beavers Look Ready to Dam Up Utah's Chances of Winning
New Jersey's Only 1-A/FBS School Ready to Meet Some New Yorkers
* Buffalo (Bulls) at Rutgers {Scarlet Knights}
The birthplace of college football is ready to give birth to a new season of Rutgers football. Rutgers has been exciting for the first time in many, many years. Their outstanding run of success last season helped them to be better regarded among college football folk. Rutgers had been in the news for all the wrong reasons while the college football season was over. There were the controversial comments from Don Imus in talking about the Rutgers women's basketball team. A long number of deals were settled over the offseason. Now, Rutgers and the Scarlet Knights of the Round Table are ready to deal damage to any foe who dare detest Rutgers. One of those foes could be Buffalo. The city of Buffalo didn't like that the Buffalo Sabres of the NHL weren't Stanley Cup champs. The Buffalo Bills still lack any real pop in the NFL. Buffalo seems like a lifeless sports city. The University of Buffalo may not make things any better. The Bulls are ready to give it another go after a pretty horrid season last season. Is this reborn Rutgers team good enough to take down the Bulls?
11:15 left in fourth, it's 35-3 in favor of the Scarlet Knights. That margin would be uncontested as Rutgers motors away to a 1-0 win-loss record. (38-3; RUTGERS)
Golden Flashes End up Being Red-Hot Flashes!
* Kent State {Golden Flashes} at Iowa State {Cyclones}
Time for some midwestern football. We go to Ames, Iowa for this one. Kent State will meet Iowa State on the road this week, then meet Kentucky the week after. The Golden Flashes of Kent, OH is famous... but for the wrong reasons back in the 1960s. It was the place where students were killed in the time where students were protesting the Vietnam War as soliders came in to eliminate the protesters. Kent State wants to beat Iowa State... in a flash. The Cyclones couldn't muster enough offense to beat the footballers from Ohio. (23-14; Kent State) *** disappointing loss nominee ***
*** Other 1-A Scores ***
* Southeastern Louisiana {Lions} at New Mexico State {Aggies} (35-14; NEW MEXICO STATE)
* Miami University {Redhawks} at Ball State {Cardinals} (14-13; Miami University)
* Utah {Utes} at Oregon State {Beavers} (24-7; OREGON STATE)
--- Division 1: Football Championship Subdivision ---
Time to start a new season. Right? So let's do this.
Golden Eagles Ready to Fly Against Eastern Illinois
* Tennessee Tech {Golden Eagles} at #17 Eastern Illinois {Panthers}
This is an Ohio Valley Conference match. Who's the most popular alum of Eastern Illinois as of late? Tony Romo, maybe? Plays for the Dallas Cowboys (the team who my Texans beat on Saturday)? EIU are ready to rock. They have a target on their backs even with Tennessee Tech trying to take down the kitties of Charleston. Charleston, Illinois is home to Eastern Illinois and their #17-ranked team. These Panthers are clad in blue with white numbers and silver helmets. They are ready to greet TenTU. Tennessee Tech is somewhat of a historically-black school. This is an Ohio Valley Conference school based in Cookstown, TN. The Golden Eagles are all ready to fly above Illinois with their purple and gold colors. The Golden Eagles weren't as golden in the first half as they trailed after 30 minutes to the Panthers. EIU coach, Bob Spoo, is looking to keep a good thing going. EIU was motoring along into the 4th Quarter.
*** Other 1-AA/FCS Scores ***
(NOTE: I may just let you know who won if I have no scores to share)
* Missouri-Rolla at Missouri State (62-17; MISSOURI STATE)
* Western New Mexico at Northern Arizona (47-0; NORTHERN ARIZONA)
* Quincy at Southern Illinois (SOUTHERN ILLINOIS)
* South Dakota State at Western Illinois (WESTERN ILLINOIS)
* Minnesota State at Northern Iowa (41-14; NORTHERN IOWA)
* Ursinus (D3) at La Salle (28-0; Ursinus) *** disappointing loss nominee ***
Extra: Can Appalachian State Shock Michigan?
Right. Most people will normally say that this is a total mismatch. Appalachian State are the two-time defending 1-AA/FCS champions. Is it possible for the boys from North Carolina can beat Michigan... at the Big House? The Mountaineers know they have their work cut out for them. Can these boys take down Michigan? The odds are severely NOT in their favor. GTPlanet's Joey D loves his Wolverines. I'd hate to break the bad news if Michigan ends up losing. If you ask me, I don't think this will be close for Michigan. Michigan's going to have to be bad while Appalachian State will have to be great for this win to happen. Appalachian State may well make their plans to play in Division 1-A/FBS if they get her done at Ann Arbor.
--- Division 2 Scores ---
They chose Division 2. Let's see if their choices really mattered.
* St. Joseph's (College?) {Pumas} at #1 Grand Valley State {Lakers} (42-14; #1 GRAND VALLEY STATE)
* Sacred Heart (Div.3) at Assumption (41-20; Sacred Heart (Division 3)) *** upset nominee ***
* Virginia Union at Lenoir-Rhyne (28-13; Virginia Union)
* Angelo State at Sam Houston State (17-13; SAM HOUSTON STATE)
* West Alabama at Samford (23-21; SAMFORD)
[COLOR]* Wisconsin-Eau Claire at Southwest Minnesota (42-13; Wisconsin-Eau Claire) *** disappointing loss nominee ***[/COLOR]
* #9 South Dakota at #15 West Texas A&M (55-45; #15 WEST TEXAS A&M) *** upset nominee ***
* Seton Hill (NAIA) at Slippery Rock (51-24; SLIPPERY ROCK)
--- Division 3 Scores ---
Some people chose not to play in glamorous locales. Let's see how these folks in Division 3 play football.
* Millsaps {Majors} at Mississippi College (27-26; MISSISSIPPI COLLEGE)
* Tri-State at Manchester (14-9; Tri-State)
* Moravian at Susquehanna (34-27; Moravian)
--- Extras ---
The extras are all about off-topic news and notes including some random stuff.
World Wrestling Entertainment to Suspend 10 Wrestlers for Substance Abuse
I personally watch the WWE. It isn't a traditional sport, but the wrestlers are tough. I have no word on which specific ten wrestlers will be suspended, but it looks like the cat's coming out of the bag for some. Don't forget about the death of the awesome Chris Benoit due to this "'roid rage." A hearing by two boards of Congress is slated for late September. The names of the superstars are undisclosed.
And that's all for Thursday. Get ready for more action later tonight!