You've probably heard "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus a few times. You know, butterflies flying away and playing her song. Well, there's a party in the USA alright, and the only music filling the air is the screaming fans, the marching band, the players ready to tackle each others' brains out, the coaches cursing out whoever, and things like that. No butterflies in this report. And no Miley Cyrus either, even though this is a song of hers I actually like. Secretly. Okay, enough about me. Let's see who all won.
--- Division FBS Scores ---
The GAME OF THE WEEK is in Dallas. I thought the new Cowboys Stadium was going to be used, but we're back at the Cotton Bowl.
Dallas, Texas - Mid-South Pride on the Line
* #20 Oklahoma {Sooners} at #3 Texas {Longhorns} --- GAME OF THE WEEK ---
The battle for Mid-South pride begins Saturday afternoon under mostly sunny skies. The sun hasn't shone too brightly on Oklahoma as the Sooners are looking for a big win to propel themselves up the rankings. Texas dropped down to #3, but the Longhorns still have a case that they should be #1. Despite Texas' inability to really get anything going offensively, they still managed to get a win. The Golden Hat will remain in Austin.
FINAL:
#20 Oklahoma - 13
#3 Texas - 16
Now let's move on to other matches. We go from appetizer to main courses.
Ann Arbor, Michigan - Wolverines Play Target Practice With Some Hornets
* Delaware State {Hornets} at Michigan {Wolverines}
Hosting Appalachian State didn't work well two years ago. The Wolverines will try to get their offense going when they host Delaware State. Delaware State University is a MEAC school and is
the only(?) HBCU (historically-black colleges and universities) in Delaware. The Hornets are buzzing around the Big House thinking upset. [COLOR"Orange"]
After some sad losses in the past this season, Michigan will gladly take this win in hopes they can beat up on other teams as bad as they did in this match. (63-6; MICHIGAN)
South Bend, Indiana - The Legendary Power from the West Meets a Legendary Midwestern Power
* #6 USCal {Trojans} at #25 Notre Dame {Fighting Irish}
In one of the most unique rivalries in college football, the cardinal and gold will play against the blue and gold of Notre Dame. The Trojans are ready to head into South Bend to either slap around Notre Dame... or get slapped around BY Notre Dame. At least that's what the Fighting Irish would GLADLY do to USCal.
They'll have to wait until next year as Notre Dame fails... again... to USCal. (34-27; #6 Southern California)
Tuscaloosa, Alabama - If the Gamecocks Can Stun Mississippi, Can They Stun Alabama in THEIR House?
* #22 South Carolina {Gamecocks} at #2 Alabama {Crimson Tide}
NASCAR at Charlotte was on ABC, so this was the match on ESPN Saturday Night. The Gamecocks are thinking upset, while lots of Crimson Tide fans are hungry for fried Gamecock meat.
The Gamecocks had a chance to win, but didn't make enough strides to pull off any kind of late heroics. (20-6; #2 ALABAMA)
Auburn, Alabama - Kentucky Wildcats Ready to Roar Louder Than Tigers
* Kentucky {Wildcats} at Auburn {Tigers}
All about Auburn. Auburn, Alabama is home to one of the proudest pack of kittens anywhere. The Auburn Tigers are ready to bite into 2-3 Kentucky. But the Wildcats are ready to go wild on Auburn. I got confused a lot hearing of Auburn's Wildcat offense against... the Kentucky Wildcats. Time to see if I can make
FoolKiller happy with good news.
Kentucky finally solved the puzzle known as the Auburn Tigers. My mother was a teenager when Kentucky last won against Auburn. (21-14; Kentucky)
DID YOU KNOW...
...that Kentucky has never beaten Auburn since 1968(?) prior to this victory?
West Lafayette, Indiana - Boilermakers Would Love to Overrate Ohio State
* #7 Ohio State {Buckeyes} at Purdue {Boilermakers}
Welcome to West Lafayette, Indiana. The boys from Purdue University are ready to bedazzle Ohio State in black and gold goodness. The Boilermakers will make their case known to the boys from Columbus, Ohio. After the Michigan Wolverines were done cleaning up their outfits from eviscerating Delaware State, they kicked back and hoped Ohio State got a dose of reality from Purdue.
You know the scenes when a pretty lady is tied to train tracks with an advancing train set to hit her (unless a hero comes along)? Well, Ohio State got run over by the Boilermakers. There was no hero in this one. (26-18; PURDUE)
Gainesville, Florida - Gators Ready to Chomp Into Some Hogs
* Arkansas {Razorbacks} at #1 Florida {Gators}
The Gators had a close shave in taking down the Razorbacks of Arkansas (13-10; #1 FLORIDA)
Boulder, Colorado - Kansas Ready to Dance With Some Buffaloes
* #17 Kansas {Jayhawks} at Colorado {Buffaloes}
Beautiful Folsom Field, but
an ugly night for the Jayhawks as they fell against the Colorado Buffaloes. (34-30; COLORADO)
Atlanta, Georgia - Tech Will Win, but Virginia's Tech or Georgia's Tech?
* #4 Virginia Tech {Hokies} at Georgia Tech {Yellow Jackets}
The Yellow Jackets stung Virginia Tech hard in an epic struggle. The Hokies couldn't fight back hard enough to defend their top 5 ranking. (28-23; #19 GEORGIA TECH)
New Orleans, Louisiana - Cougars Play Football Against Struggling Tulane
* #23 Houston {Cougars} at Tulane {Green Wave}
You have to feel for Tulane and all the struggles they've put forth, but
the Green Wave were taken for a ride they want to forget. The Cougars were too much after the first half. (44-16; #23 Houston)
I was trying to do more scores, but failed to complete my report overnight. So I'll breeze through these scores.
--- RAPID FIRE ---
* Texas A&M at Kansas State (62-14; KANSAS STATE)
* Illinois at Indiana (27-14; INDIANA)
* #18 BYU at San Diego State (38-28; #18 Brigham Young)
* Colorado State at #12 TCU (44-6; #12 TEXAS CHRISTIAN)
* New Mexico State at Louisiana Tech (45-7; LOUISIANA TECH)
* Arkron at Buffalo (21-17; BUFFALO)
* California at UCLA (45-26; California)
* Minnesota at #14 Penn State (20-0; #14 PENN STATE) <<< sorry,
Justin...
* Wake Forest at Clemson (38-3; CLEMSON)
* Louisville at Connecticut (38-25; CONNECTICUT)
* Northwestern at Michigan State (24-14; MICHIGAN STATE)
* Mississippi State at Middle Tennessee State (27-6; Mississippi State)
* Miami University at Ohio (28-7; OHIO)
* Army at Temple (27-13; TEMPLE)
* #9 Miami at UCF (27-7; #9 Miami)
More scores:
http://www.ncaa.com/teams/m-footbl/scoreboards/all/all-d-fbs-scoreboard-week-10-12-2009.html
--- Division FCS Scores (RAPID FIRE) ---
More scores:
http://www.ncaa.com/teams/m-footbl/scoreboards/all/all-d-fcs-scoreboard-week-10-12-2009.html
* #1 Richmond at Main (38-21; #1 Richmond)
* #22 Florida A&M at #12 South Carolina State (35-20; #12 SOUTH CAROLINA STATE)
* #10 Appalachian State at Wofford (44-34; #10 Appalachian State)
* Tennessee-Martin at #23 Eastern Kentucky (23-15; #23 Eastern Kentucky)
* #17 Eastern Washington at #2 Montana (41-34; #2 MONTANA)
* #4 New Hampshire at #20 Massachusetts (23-17; #20 MASSACHUSETTS) <<< UNH upset (then) #2 Villanova last week
* #21 Stephen F. Austin State at #8 Central Arkansas (33-30; #21 Stephen F. Austin State)
* Northwestern State at #11 McNeese State (51-23; #11 McNEESE STATE)
* Fort Valley State at Southern (55-23; SOUTHERN)
* Texas Southern at Jackson State (19-17; Texas Southern)
* Campbell at Old Dominion (28-17; OLD DOMINION)
* #5 Southern Illinois at #3 Northern Iowa (27-20; #5 Southern Illinois)
* Northern Colorado at Idaho State (30-7; Northern Colorado)
* North Dakota State at #14 South Dakota State (28-13; #14 SOUTH DAKOTA STATE)
* Murray State at Tennessee State (9-6; Murray State)
* Sam Houston State at Southeastern Louisiana (37-21; SOUTHEASTERN LOUISIANA)
* Winston-Salem State at UC Davis (45-14; CALIFORNIA-DAVIS)
* Southern Utah at #19 California Polytechnical (24-23; #19 CALIFORNIA POLYTECHNICAL)
--- Division 2 Scores RAPID FIRE ---
More scores: http://www.ncaa.com/teams/m-footbl/scoreboards/all/all-d-ii-scoreboard-week-10-12-2009.html
* Hillsdale at #23 Northern Michigan (28-17; Hillsdale) <<< Hillsdale beat (then) #1 Grand Valley State last week
* #24 Wayne State-NE at Winona State (48-25; #24 Wayne State of Nebraska)
* Western New Mexico at #16 Nebraska-Kearney (65-30; #16 NEBRASKA-KEARNEY)
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* West Texas A&M at #1 Abilene Christian (32-21; West Texas A&M)
* #12 Edinboro at CUP (38-14; CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA)
* #7 Texas A&M-Kingsville at #22 Midwestern State (38-7; #22 MIDWESTERN STATE)
* Ferris State at Wayne State-MI (45-7; WAYNE STATE-MI)
* LIU-C.W. Post at Millersville (35-3; Long Island University-C.W. Post)
* Glenville State at West Virginia State (28-17; Glenville State)
* Slippery Rock at Gannon (51-48; GANNON)
* Assumption at St. Anselm (45-12; Assumption)
* IUP at Lock Haven (45-0; Indiana University of Pennsylvania)
* East Stroudsburg at Kutztown State (27-20, OT; East Stroudsburg)
* Benedict at Kentucky State (28-14; Benedict)
* Texas Lutheran at Incarnate Word (53-18; UNIVERSITY OF THE INCARNATE WORD)
* Morehouse at Lane (35-33; Morehouse)
* Bacone at Panhandle State (69-38; PANHANDLE STATE)
* Nebraska-Omaha at Fort Hayes State (31-20; FORT HAYES STATE)
* Ouachita Baptist at Southern Arkansas (15-7; SOUTHERN ARKANSAS)
* Michigan Tech at Indianapolis (38-20; INDIANAPOLIS)
* Shaw at Chowan (53-20; Shaw)
--- Division 3 Scores (RAPID FIRE) ---
More scores: http://www.ncaa.com/teams/m-footbl/scoreboards/all/all-d-iii-scoreboard-week-10-12-2009.html
* #22 Wittenburg at #10 Wabash (10-7; #22 Wittenberg)
* #3 Mary Hardin-Baylor at Mississippi College (17-14; MISSISSIPPI COLLEGE)
* #1 Mount Union at Heidelberg (44-14; #1 Mount Union)
* #15 St. Thomas-MN at #6 St. John's-MN (20-17, OT; #6 ST. JOHN'S OF MINNESOTA)
* Grove City at #17 Thomas More (17-7; #17 THOMAS MORE)
* #14 North Central at Carthage (63-48; #14 North Central)
* Chapman at #24 Occidental (20-14; #24 OCCIDENTAL)
* Massachusetts-Dartmouth at Salve Regina (49-14; SALVE REGINA)
* Rowan at Morrisville State (67-0; Rowan)
* Albion at Adrian (17-16; Albion)
* Bridgewater-MA at Coast Guard (27-6; Bridgewater of Massachusetts)
* Kenyon at Oberlin (21-9; Kenyon)
* Juniata at Gettysburg (59-14; GETTYSBURG)
* Shenandoah at Methodist (17-14, OT; METHODIST)
* Ursinus at Johns Hopkins (16-14; Ursinus)
* Washington and Lee at #21 Hampden-Sydney (38-31; #21 HAMPDEN-SYDNEY)
* Ohio Wesleyan at #11 Case Western Reserve (55-7; #11 CASE WESTERN RESERVE)
* #7 Washington and Jefferson at St. Vincent (21-7; #7 Washington and Jefferson)
* Trinity-CT at Tufts (10-3; Trinity of Connecticut)
* Hanover at Mount St. Joseph (28-13; MOUNT ST. JOSEPH)
* Birmingham-Southern at Austin (35-28; Birmingham-Southern)
* Wisconsin-La Crosse at Wisconsin-River Falls (49=47, OT; # Wisconsin-La Crosse)
* Beloit at Illinois College (50-42; ILLINOIS COLLEGE)
* Wisconsin-Platteville at Wisconsin Eau-Claire (34-26; WISCONSIN-EAU CLAIRE)
* Westfield State at Framingham State (21-2; Westfield State)
* Knox at Lawrence (17-13; LAWRENCE)
* Chicago at Macalester (28-24; Chicago)
* Sewanee at Trinity-TX (40-0; TRINITY OF TEXAS)
* Wisconsin-Stevens Point at Wisconsin-Oshkosh (24-17; Wisconsin-Stevens Point)
* Claremont-MS at California Lutheran (21-14; CALIFORNIA LUTHERAN)
* New Jersey at William Patterson (43-28; WILLIAM PATTERSON)
* Whitworth at Puget Sound (24-15; Whitworth)
* Lewis and Clark at #9 Linfield (59-14; #9 LINFIELD)
* East Texas Baptist at Louisiana College (42-28; LOUISIANA COLLEGE)
That's it for this post! Winners and losers coming up.