Confession Booth

[AlvaroF]

I like to yawn.

I hate yawning. My jaw is super wonky and sometimes it cramps my chin muscles. Yes, really.

 

[FoRiZon]

I care.

Well you live there obviously.

 

[kolio]

Well you live there obviously.

I meant, about other countries.

 

[Spacegoat]

sometimes it cramps my chin muscles.

I get that on occasion too. Really painful when it happens,

 

[FoRiZon]

Its funny that people who I thought not to be my friend or closer to myself tend to be much friendlier, whilst the ones I thought it was tend to be not.

 

[fortbo]

I may or may not have revved my engine at a cop who was pulling someone over...

 

[stonesfan129]

I find it satisfying when I poop. Getting all that 🤬 out is like big sigh of relief

It sucks when you have to stop to catch your breath in the middle though.

 

[MoLiEG]

My Girlfriend (I still think she is) paints. She has made around a 100 of them during her lifetime.

Back when I met her, when we were 18, 19 years old, her dream was to become a recognized artist. I've always supported her and said to her they were beautiful and that I loved them...

Truth is... I HATE them all.

All but ONE, I hate them all.

 

[W3H5]

Truth is... I HATE them all.

All but ONE, I hate them all.

That's true love, man.

It's a shame that you have to lie about it, but sometimes little lies are for the best.

 

[SlipZtrEm]

I didn't mean for it to happen, but I've become a Starbucks person.

It's mostly for the easy availability of the breakfast sandwiches, but I tend to get a drink too. None of that twenty-syllable nonsense, just a grande latte (can't stand coffee without copious amounts of milk). But damn, it's happened.

 

[MoLiEG]

That's true love, man.

It's a shame that you have to lie about it, but sometimes little lies are for the best.

Yeah, it's a real shame. I know the hard work she put in all of them but... I have no eye for contemporary art...

The only paint I like from her is a replica of Gustav Klimt's Kiss she made on one of the walls of her room...

She has also made a few Dali replicas, but overall, this is the only one I like...

 

[fortbo]

I didn't mean for it to happen, but I've become a Starbucks person.

It's mostly for the easy availability of the breakfast sandwiches, but I tend to get a drink too. None of that twenty-syllable nonsense, just a grande latte (can't stand coffee without copious amounts of milk). But damn, it's happened.

Hey, they're not all that bad. I fequently get their food and the occasional drink.

 

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

I pretend to be a bad liar when it comes to trivial things, so that when I lie about more important matters, nobody suspects its me.

 

[Akmuq]

I tend to use the work bathroom a lot as I like getting paid to poop.

 

[W3H5]

I tend to use the work bathroom a lot as I like getting paid to poop.

Old colleague of mine did the maths on half an hour per day spent in the toilet on work time added up to some serious amount of money for pooping.

 

[axletramp]

Half an hour! Sure he was pooping?

 

[W3H5]

Half an hour! Sure he was pooping?

Half an hour of total toilet time in one day, not necessary all at one time. Though, now that I think about it, he did spend a lot longer in the bog than anyone else.

 

[kolio]

Old colleague of mine did the maths on half an hour per day spent in the toilet on work time added up to some serious amount of money for pooping.

I usually try to get at least one poop in a day at work.

I tend to use the work bathroom a lot as I like getting paid to poop.

Isn't pretty cool though!? I mean seriously, you are getting paid to sit on the toilet. Pretty awesome in my books.

 

[FoRiZon]

Be honest here. I think the main reason I join this forum is that I can shout out my things that's too embarrassing, controversial, or too "racey" for social medias. Maybe thats why some people may disagreed with me and its allright, honestly.

 

[ScottPuss20]

I've only played one Pokemon game in my life - I think it was Pokemon Pearl for the Nintendo DS - but shockingly, it's had a massive impact on me because it got me into the TCG and the Anime. For a while there, Pokemon wasn't on my mind, but it's had a resurgence as a result of Pokemon Go. Now I can't stop thinking about it. And I may have a slight obsession with Mewtwo...

 

[AlvaroF]

Me and my mates from university have kinda of stolen a boat while drunk. I've also stolen a few golf pot flags when drunk with my boy scouts friends. This goes to show that I either can't have any friends or I can't be drunk.

 

[Akmuq]

I consider myself better than everyone in my workplace and treat it as a necessary stop-gap as I go through college and work somewhere less 🤬.

 

[Com Fox]

I'm they guy who, when someone online post themselves about "being ugly", I'll agree with them if I really do think they're ugly.

 

[Vince]

I'm they guy who, when someone online post themselves about "being ugly", I'll agree with them if I really do think they're ugly.

At least you're being honest.

 

[ScottPuss20]

I like to watch Pokemon, duh!

 

[W3H5]

Last night I was a bit drunk and went trolling on Facebook. I no doubt upset a lot of people over some serious social issues and I just don't care.

I've done it a few times.

 

[spunwicked]

It was after dark a few nights ago, and I was locking up the house. Went to let my pooch back in, shut the door only to be met with a tiny bit of resistance. Not unusual, my dog often leaves little sticks or toys everywhere. So, I push a little harder, only to hear a gristly crunching sound. Alarmed, I put the porch light on to inspect. I had crushed the right hind leg of a visiting frog Man, I feel bad.

 

[titleguy1]

I consider myself one who is fairly knowledgeable about anime but I've only really watched 6 or 7 so far in the past 5 years.

 

[1241Penguin]

Earlier today a lady approached my friends and me asking if we could spare a dime. My initial impression of her was 'sketch' seeing how she had a cigarette in her hand and how there has been a plague of donation scams in my area. Quickly I deducted that she was probably a scammer as well and had declined her request. It wasn't until the end when she thanked us anyhow for trying to help that I realized that she was probably in actual need of some help. On the way home, I considered how scammers would usually try to guilt trip you like by saying stuff like "you don't care about the children" or just rudely walk away from you. This lady on the other hand seemed fairly genuine and thinking back, I could sense some pain in her speech. It was at that point that I regretted not helping someone in actual need of help when I had a few dollars to spare.

 

[Vince]

I'd like cigarettes to not be looked down upon as much as they are now. I miss bring able to buy them occasionally without extra guilt from everyone around me on top of the guilt I already have naturally.