Confession Booth

[newnikita]

On Christmas I bought a relative expensive mobile telephone with more megapixels than a human eye and more options than Inspector Gadget

In the end, I only use it for calling people and sending SMS's. Great for me

 

[Legendary]

On Christmas I bought a relative expensive mobile telephone with more megapixels than a human eye and more options than Inspector Gadget

In the end, I only use it for calling people and sending SMS's. Great for me

What phone is that? Sony cybershot?

 

[newnikita]

What phone is that? Sony cybershot?

Nope, an HTC. I think the poor device is depressed for not using properly all its PDAs features.

My next phone will only have two bottons: Call ON, Call OFF. Cheaper and enough for me, as you can see

 

[Jondot]

Nope, an HTC. I think the poor device is depressed for not using properly all its PDAs features.

My next phone will only have two bottons: Call ON, Call OFF. Cheaper and enough for me, as you can see

Mmm, although some sort of number pad might come in handy too

 

[Omnis]

My first alcoholic beverage was a tequila. Which I'm ashamed to have drink.

On the good side, drinking an alcoholic beverage just once is one thing less in my list of Things that I should do only once. Smoking is not there, though.

What's wrong with tequila? It makes you do things that you normally wouldn't do. Like skiing.

 

[McLaren]

My first alcoholic beverage was a tequila. Which I'm ashamed to have drink.

On the good side, drinking an alcoholic beverage just once is one thing less in my list of Things that I should do only once. Smoking is not there, though.

There's nothing wrong with alcohol as long as you, as the companies always advise, drink responsibly.

 

[bergauk]

Urines fairly clean too. Sterile for a few seconds or something I believe. But before we go into too much detail I believe we should cut this discussion short.

As for my confession. I've been leading this girl on that likes me for quite a while. I don't know how to tell her that I don't like her as much as I initially did without hurting her feelings. Shes fairly fragile mentally and I don't want to see her do something stupid.

Disregard this last part as its no longer valid shes back with her horrible ex bf. Oh well.

 

[Danny]

I nearly drove into an innocent bloke in a Peugeot 307 yesterday.

I call paradox.

There are no innocent blokes in 307s. 307's were made by God solely for the purpose of punishing people for leading impure lives.

 

[mustangGT90210]

What's wrong with tequila? It makes you do things that you normally wouldn't do.

And it tastes like gasoline...

Like skiing.

Disregard this last part as its no longer valid shes back with her horrible ex bf. Oh well.

You've just been saved. You don't have to handle that situation now

 

[orimarc]

Are you ready...to rock?

- I can burp anytime. Like, on command. *BURP* There you go.

- I tried to learn real guitar after playing Guitar Hero/Rock Band almost 3 years. I sold the guitar. (And I got some XBLA games with the money.)

- My catchphrase after singing in Rock Band is "Thank you Cleveland!"

- When I have a free night, I try to read a webcomic from first to lastest strip. And I usually do it. *BURP* Sorry.

- I swear all the mother(piiii) time. (Piii) yeah.

- I sing loud. Sometimes badly.

- I tend to do things in a prefectionist manner. I remember making an Excel file of the Manufacturer decals in Need For Speed: Pro Street.

- I like Need For Speed: Pro Street. And I (CENSORED) hate Underground, UG2, Carbon and Undercover. *BUUUURP* Ups, sorry again.

- I got a 1st place score on a score-tracking web for Rock Band. Problem? Nobody else had submitted a score for that instrument/song combo. So, theorically, I'm first AND last.

- I've been addicted to Mc Hammer "Can't Touch This". I just...that dance and those pants, are hypnotic.

 

[Glanza-V]

Are you ready...to rock?

- I can burp anytime. Like, on command. *BURP* There you go.

-

I can fart on command.

 

[mustangGT90210]

I hooked up with my sisters friend last night. She's 2 years younger than me, I'm 16

 

[TB]

 

[TsukubaTrueno]

Dude, I'm 15 and I think thats kind of weird.

 

[Glanza-V]

I hooked up with my sisters friend last night. She's 2 years younger than me, I'm 16

Ive been with 15 year olds when I was 13, no big deal.

 

[Rykon Zero]

You're a guy.

That's kind of creepy, if one of my friends went out with someone who's two years older than them, especially if they're a girl, I would be very distrustful.

 

[Glanza-V]

I know birds that are 14,15 goin out with 17,18 year olds, its not really that weird over here.

 

[Sureboss]

Um, illegal in the UK. My ex was a few years my senior though. About 5 iirc. Mind you, I was 20, so a bit different.

 

[Joey D]

I know birds that are 14,15 goin out with 17,18 year olds, its not really that weird over here.

No that is weird, I didn't know birds dated.

 

[Danny]

I've been unknowingly been driving around in a car without tax and no MOT.

Eek.

Should be fixed soon.

 

[Lucas]

Ive been with 15 year olds when I was 13, no big deal.

You are a guy, and they were girls... unless you are not that kind of guy.

That's kind of creepy, if one of my friends went out with someone who's two years older than them, especially if they're a girl, I would be very distrustful.

Tell me! I consider myself an old fashioned kind of guy when it comes to these kinds of things. I have a friend (girl) that dated a 21-year old guy not long ago.








She was 15, now she's 16. If she's not stupid, I don't know what she is...

By the way, he had a PS3. 👍

I know birds that are 14,15 goin out with 17,18 year olds, its not really that weird over here.

"Weird" may mean "not common". But here's the deal: it's a freaking creepy thing.

Um, illegal in the UK. My ex was a few years my senior though. About 5 iirc. Mind you, I was 20, so a bit different.

I wish it was illegal here too.

This comic comes to my mind when I think of the subject:

 

[McLaren]

You're a guy.

That's kind of creepy, if one of my friends went out with someone who's two years older than them, especially if they're a girl, I would be very distrustful.

How is that creepy? Someone in the relationship has to be younger, so why can't it be the guy?

Hell, from my experience, I've always been attracted to women older than me. Maturity & intelligence levels are usually higher.

 

[TB]

if one of my friends went out with someone who's two years older than them, especially if they're a girl, I would be very distrustful.

Good thing I'm not one of your friends, then. Not only did I date her, but married her, as well. It is, without question, the best decision I have ever made.

 

[Rykon Zero]

How old were you? When you are old enough to take care of yourself, I'm fine with it, but I was more reffering to people my age- if my friend, who is 13, was dating a 16 year old. I would be very protective and cautious, and wouldn't be surprised if he had ulterior motives.
Now then, if you are, say, 19, and are dating a 22 year old, I'd be fine with that. And when you get to about 25, then the world is yours.

Oh, also, I'm speaking as if the girl is the younger one, if the guy is younger, then I will be mostly indifferent. Yes, that is a bit of sexism on my part.

 

[Lucas]

My reasons are that young girls can't really defend themselves against older boys. Besides, what do you think most young boys think of? A good relationship? Or is it something else?

Just looking at some of the pics posted in the Funny Pics Thread and Funny Gifs Thread gives you an insight of what younger kids think of most of the time.

As a kid myself, I think I'm qualified to say that most of the kids my age think the same thing.

 

[Glanza-V]

I wouldnt minde being with someone a year, but its nice to get your "bit".

 

[Sureboss]

Good thing I'm not one of your friends, then. Not only did I date her, but married her, as well. It is, without question, the best decision I have ever made.

TB = ToyBoy?

 

[Barracuda]

I've been smoking for a little while now. I don't know why I do it, at first I kinda just wanted to do it every now and then, but it's becoming an issue.

Here are the main details, I've hid them so you can choose to read them or not.
I started off buying a pack of Djarum Blacks (my friend gave me one, I liked it, although they seem a bit girly) and had one every week or two, then I gave it to my friend to wait till my birthday. I had only had three but my goal was to try and only have one every month, yeah right. I got them back on my birthday and I had let my friend have nine so I had eight left. It started alright, had one on my birthday, but from there it got bad. I found reasons to have one just about every other day last week. Monday came and I set apart time to have one in a private place like I was doing before I picked up my sister, but today I found myself parked to pick up my sister and deciding to go for a small drive and have one in my car (Absolute no-no for me). I've been a bit down over something really stupid lately and tonight I just snapped. I went for an hour walk in the rain and had two right after each other. I don't want to do this anymore, it's just ridiculous. I don't even really get any enjoyment out of it, the nicotine rush knocks me out of the park and I end up feeling like complete crap for a good 20 minutes afterward. I only have two left, but I'm too reluctant to throw them away. If I keep them I'll probably end up having them tomorrow, and if I give them to my friend for a while I'm just going to feel the same way later on. I know the general opinion will be to throw them away and stop, and I agree, but I also don't want to stop. I have terrible self control, I'm such an idiot.

 

[Joey D]

If you are ashamed of doing it then you should just give it up, never do anything you are ashamed of. I smoke and I don't see anything wrong with it, I used to be sort of on the fence about it but I just got used to it and I have no problem telling someone now that I like to have the occasional cigarette or cigar. However, if someone wants to quit I'll give them all the encouragement in the world.

Based on what you've said it sounds like you like the act of smoking rather then the effects it has. I honestly can not stand smoking kretek (clove cigarettes), they make me feel a bit ill. You best bet is to replace the act of smoking with something else, chewing bubble gum seems to work or even chewing on toothpicks, straws, whatever. It occupies your mouth and mind so you don't want a cigarette. I'd give that a try and see how that works for you.

 

[TB]

I'm such an idiot.

Obviously you're not an idiot, as an idiot wouldn't be concerned with stopping. I agree with Joey's advice of keeping your mouth occupied. It's worked for others, maybe it'll work for you, too.

Also, if you need a bit more incentive, cigarettes are expensive and that shaking like hell drive shaft isn't going to fix itself.