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Nope, not harsh at all. His self-esteem/mental problems are not yours to solve, or even facilitate. Maybe he'll learn not to be a jackass. Or maybe not.

I agree. He'll be a jackass whether he's depressed or not. Or he could be faking it.
 
Am I being mean here?

A guy who was part of our circle of friends last year said some really nasty stuff about me to some other people, assuming it wouldn't get back to me. This was around April-time, I haven't spoken to him properly since. But I digress, he's always trying to woo my friends, as he seems to fancy them all. But none of them are going to give him the time of day while I still hate him.

Anyway, he asked me yesterday to give him another chance, quite blatently so my friends will give him a proper shot. I told him to go fornicate himself and now he's apparently 'depressed'. I don't actually think he has many friends outside of our group, so I'm wondering if I'm being a bit harsh. He's still a grade-A tit, though.

Give him the middle finger... If your anything like me, you keep a grudge and people who screw up enough don't deserve your sentiments or time. If their dumb enough to do it once, what makes you think they wont do it again. I've been in similar situations where one kid who multiple times attempted assault on me with failing miserably. Junior year back in high school he tried to make friends with me. Unfortunately for him that was the year that I was a complete anti-social jackass. So he got an ear full and the next year he changed schools. The funny thing is, I got kicked out at the beginning of my senior year and the school I went to after that I was next to the school he went to. The best part is... Their whole family are complete asshats... His sister (a year older then me,) threatened that she was going to get her boyfriend to beat me up... The dad and mom are the same way.. In fact the dad has openly cussed me out on multiple occasions for an unknown reason.. Its quite hilarious really, and I savior ever word that comes out of all their mouths.

I don't know if this "dude" is similar in anyway, but he likely will go back to old habits if you give him any kind of chance.
 
I'm listening to The Devil Wears Prada - Still Fly and I actually quite like it, someone help me :guilty:

I think it's because I used to listen to the original version back when I was going through my wigger phase and it brings back some memories, albeit mostly embarrassing ones, but memories nonetheless. Plus they did a pretty good job.
 
They did a rad job on that song, best cover song ever, especially at the break down they made into the song ( as far as a metal band doing a rap song goes ). DWP's 2nd album was pretty good too, no crazy covers...just good jams.
 
I'm listening to GWAR and thoroughly enjoying it for some odd reason. I scared one of my friends the other day by telling her to look up the lyrics to their songs.
 
This isn't a confession so much as a charming tale.

I was with friends at Canal Street last night, and I seperated off to go get cash out. Upon which, I met a homeless lady. She was very nice, and gave me a peanut. Then I hugged her and gave the peanut to a man who said I reminded him of a parrot that won't shut up.
 
This isn't a confession so much as a charming tale.

I was with friends at Canal Street last night, and I seperated off to go get cash out. Upon which, I met a homeless lady. She was very nice, and gave me a peanut. Then I hugged her and gave the peanut to a man who said I reminded him of a parrot that won't shut up.

A blue-headed macaw, right?
 
I'm listening to GWAR and thoroughly enjoying it for some odd reason. I scared one of my friends the other day by telling her to look up the lyrics to their songs.


Scum Dogs of the Universe FTW
 
I'm listening to The Devil Wears Prada - Still Fly and I actually quite like it, someone help me :guilty:

I think it's because I used to listen to the original version back when I was going through my wigger phase and it brings back some memories, albeit mostly embarrassing ones, but memories nonetheless. Plus they did a pretty good job.

Now really ever since Eminem does that word really MEAN anything?...pff Just because you listened to hiphop and happen to be white dont make u a wigger, little do you know, a white man(Rick Rubin) was responsible for some of the most memorable songs by RUN-DMC, LL COOL J and Beastie Boys(who were white too).
 
When I was a teen I came home and all the chickens we kept (about 15-20) were scattered across the driveway, dead. The stray dog we adopted some months earlier had gotten into the pen (coop?) and killed them all with glee. Nobody else was home at the time. My confession is: (and it pains me to type it) I went inside, got a shotgun, called the dog to follow me to the arroyo area where we burned trash, ..and you know what happened next.

Now, looking back, the dog had to go. Is it fair to take him to the humane society and let him be given a lethal injection instead? I dont know. But I dont like that I killed that dog. Maybe.. crap, maybe just wait and let my dad deal with it however he wanted to. They werent my chickens. Maybe I thought its just what country people are supposed to do when a dog kills chickens. But what the hell did I know-- I didnt even LIKE living in the country!

Sad.

p.s. theres a place in chicken heaven where my portrait hangs; apparently i'm something of a hero there.
 
p.s. theres a place in chicken heaven where my portrait hangs; apparently i'm something of a hero there.
Well, to make you chuckle. At least it isn't in hell where Link's picture is at. ( if you get the reference) But, you were naive back then and acknowledge what you done wrong. I say you haven't dont anything wrong.
 
Now really ever since Eminem does that word really MEAN anything?...pff Just because you listened to hiphop and happen to be white dont make u a wigger, little do you know, a white man(Rick Rubin) was responsible for some of the most memorable songs by RUN-DMC, LL COOL J and Beastie Boys(who were white too).

I don't mean wigger as just listening to rap, I was a class A chav (If that's the correct use of the term). I'm talking baggy pants hanging off my ass, shirts two sizes too large, bling (I had a few really long chains, one with a spinner hanging off of it), and murdering the english language like it killed my parents. Luckily I snapped out of it, I'm surprised my dad didn't punch me in the face, I would have.

Little do I know? I like the Beastie Boys even now that I don't like rap. I was never disputing that white people can't rap, in fact all I said was wigger. I don't know what the word means to you, but to everyone that I know a wigger is exactly what I just stated.
 
I don't mean wigger as just listening to rap, I was a class A chav (If that's the correct use of the term). I'm talking baggy pants hanging off my ass, shirts two sizes too large, bling (I had a few really long chains, one with a spinner hanging off of it), and murdering the english language like it killed my parents. Luckily I snapped out of it, I'm surprised my dad didn't punch me in the face, I would have.

Little do I know? I like the Beastie Boys even now that I don't like rap. I was never disputing that white people can't rap, in fact all I said was wigger. I don't know what the word means to you, but to everyone that I know a wigger is exactly what I just stated.
wigger- White being ignorant of the actual term of being ignorant.

don't know if it is the style but I still wear baggy pants, shorts but I kept my hiphop clean, instead of a necklace, a silver watch or a black one to match my kicks.
 
I don't know what the word means to you, but to everyone that I know a wigger is exactly what I just stated.

Uh, yeah...thanks for stepping back into reality.

When I was a teen I came home and all the chickens we kept (about 15-20) were scattered across the driveway, dead. The stray dog we adopted some months earlier had gotten into the pen (coop?) and killed them all with glee. Nobody else was home at the time. My confession is: (and it pains me to type it) I went inside, got a shotgun, called the dog to follow me to the arroyo area where we burned trash, ..and you know what happened next.

Now, looking back, the dog had to go. Is it fair to take him to the humane society and let him be given a lethal injection instead? I dont know. But I dont like that I killed that dog. Maybe.. crap, maybe just wait and let my dad deal with it however he wanted to. They werent my chickens. Maybe I thought its just what country people are supposed to do when a dog kills chickens. But what the hell did I know-- I didnt even LIKE living in the country!

Sad.

p.s. theres a place in chicken heaven where my portrait hangs; apparently i'm something of a hero there.


Sounds like a reasonable response to me. What would be the point in taking the dog somewhere else and paying money to have someone do the same thing? Now if you would have just tortured the dog to death then that wouldn't have been the correct way, shooting it was. Instant death, well if you had the right shot....hopefully you didn't try with bird shot:dopey:
 
Now if you would have just tortured the dog to death then that wouldn't have been the correct way, shooting it was. Instant death, well if you had the right shot....hopefully you didn't try with bird shot:dopey:

Alternatively I could have eaten the dog after I shot it; theres organic justice in there somewhere. Dinner table conversation: "I hate that dog that killed our chickens!" .."shut up and eats whats put in front of you"

And chickens?? Its not like we care about life forms that are good to eat.
BTW: no he went quick. but you know, you have to look as you aim, and then you look to verify your shot.. revolting !

Interesting side note:
In that same era we were riding into town for school. My sisters friend was driving. Three dogs who were messing with each other ran in front of the car. They all got hit. We got out of the car, and the sight of those badly injured dogs had us all instantly crying like babies.
 
So you killed the chicken killing dog but you didn't put down the 3 badly injured ones? lol
 
Did I 'put down' the badly injured dogs?

Who am I, Dr. Death all of a sudden??


'Dogs tasting like chicken' = great timing. My eyes watered from laughing. Or was it from sadness? lol
 
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Well, you shot the one dog that wasn't hurt so I figured you would do the kind thing for the dogs that needed a slug each. Just strange that you shot one that got into the coop and not the ones that were dying slowly after the car you were in plowed them.
 
Well I find it strange that you think I travel to school with a shotgun handy.

Oh, I get it now... my bad.
You think we should have gotten back in the car and ran over them repeatedly until the job was done.
 
When I was a teen I came home and all the chickens we kept (about 15-20) were scattered across the driveway, dead. The stray dog we adopted some months earlier had gotten into the pen (coop?) and killed them all with glee. Nobody else was home at the time. My confession is: (and it pains me to type it) I went inside, got a shotgun, called the dog to follow me to the arroyo area where we burned trash, ..and you know what happened next.

Same would've happened had that occured on a farm. Part of the farm I occasionally help on has a public footpath running through one of the fields, alongside a large pond. Early in the year we had pregnant sheep in the field, with signs at each gateway stating "Please keep your dog on a lead. DOGS WORRYING SHEEP WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT." As I was checking the sheep that day, I saw a family with a dog not on a lead. Dog promptly chases a ewe into the ice-covered pond. Luckily for the family, I was checking the sheep and not the normal farmer - otherwise the dog would've been dead, regardless of who was watching. We have 5 heffers on that land now that aren't bothered by dogs. The only difference between your situation and the same happening on any livestock farm anywhere is that it was your dog, not anyone elses.

The ewe was fine once I'd fished it out, incidentally.
 
Whatever works, I have my gun with me at all times, not really for dogs but for whatever needs to be shot. But I guess you could have tried repeat back and forth :)
 
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Same would've happened had that occured on a farm. Part of the farm I occasionally help on has a public footpath running through one of the fields, alongside a large pond. Early in the year we had pregnant sheep in the field, with signs at each gateway stating "Please keep your dog on a lead. DOGS WORRYING SHEEP WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT." As I was checking the sheep that day, I saw a family with a dog not on a lead. Dog promptly chases a ewe into the ice-covered pond. Luckily for the family, I was checking the sheep and not the normal farmer - otherwise the dog would've been dead, regardless of who was watching. We have 5 heffers on that land now that aren't bothered by dogs. The only difference between your situation and the same happening on any livestock farm anywhere is that it was your dog, not anyone elses.

The ewe was fine once I'd fished it out, incidentally.


I bet that Ovlov was involved in that rescue....
 
..not really for dogs but for whatever needs to be shot.

^^^
This thread is confession booth. So theres a Marlon Brando western where he's in a mexican confession booth, and he says, "father, I've killed a lot of men and I've sinned with a lot of women..but..uh, them men all needed killin, and them women all wanted sinnin' "

yeah :)
 
To put my confession into context it finally cooled down to the 60s today from like 90 a few days ago.

I went outside to have a smoke and I started shaking uncontrollably. It's 51 degrees out and I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt, but still, 51 degrees isn't that cold. It seems living down here in hell for the past four or five years has turned me into a pussy to the cold, I knew this day would come :grumpy:
 
Could have been the cig causing you to shake too.

It happens even if you live in cold weather though. Our winters are miserable here every year, but still around October/November I am always cold until I start to get used to it.
 
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