Confession Booth

[VEXD]

I don't know what Tree'd means....

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[TB]

I don't know what tree'd means.

Edit: Damn. VEXD beat me.

 

[Jetboy.]

I don't know what tree'd means.

Edit: Damn. VEXD beat me.

This is why I didn't even bother answering, I knew someone would tree me.

Meanwhile, I'm blowing all of my money on my car and haven't bought the mrs a random gift in months..

 

[Joey D]

Tree'd?

 

[mustangGT90210]

@ joey's pic

Confession:

I REALLY want someone to hit me while I'm driving the 740. Nothing too crazy, just total it.

I'm completely done with this ridiculous Volvo, the previous owners treated it like crap and I was too stupid to listen to the voice in the back of my head saying "this is going to have a ton of problems." I could have easily gotten a nice blue 91 740 GLE, but I just had to have the turbo

Why not just sell it? Maybe you'll find some other kid just like yourself?

 

[Barracuda]

Why not just sell it? Maybe you'll find some other kid just like yourself?

Because it's hard to make it seem like there's nothing wrong with it when there is clearly something majorly wrong with it (2k rpm parked idle, fun)

Even if I had money I have to go to college, and the Barracuda is off the road, so I'd have to sell the volvo, find something else, buy it, then register it all in one weekend. New car registration is also pretty damn ridiculous so even if I got what I payed for it I'd be deep in the red. I could always use the cuda but she makes terrible gas mileage for her engine size (I have to drive about 60 miles total two days a week to go to the other campus) and I'd really like to fix a few things before I think about putting her back on the road. If things get better my mom has agreed to help me out so I can get a better beater, and this time I'm going to ask GTP for suggestions (Oh great, another suggest me a car thread).

I'm just looking at it as if someone totals my car the insurance money will probably be better than what I'd get trying to sell it, plus I loathe it. Sometimes she can be good, but other times she's just a total bitch.

 

[CarBastard]

I must confess today is when I was finally able to get silver on the B class Evo IX time trial at Eiger while playing GT5P. Furthermore, my excitement was a loooooooooot .

 

[mustangGT90210]

Because it's hard to make it seem like there's nothing wrong with it when there is clearly something majorly wrong with it (2k rpm parked idle, fun)

Even if I had money I have to go to college, and the Barracuda is off the road, so I'd have to sell the volvo, find something else, buy it, then register it all in one weekend. New car registration is also pretty damn ridiculous so even if I got what I payed for it I'd be deep in the red. I could always use the cuda but she makes terrible gas mileage for her engine size (I have to drive about 60 miles total two days a week to go to the other campus) and I'd really like to fix a few things before I think about putting her back on the road. If things get better my mom has agreed to help me out so I can get a better beater, and this time I'm going to ask GTP for suggestions (Oh great, another suggest me a car thread).

I'm just looking at it as if someone totals my car the insurance money will probably be better than what I'd get trying to sell it, plus I loathe it. Sometimes she can be good, but other times she's just a total bitch.

Man, we're complete opposites. The one car(truck) I didn't ask GTP about is the one I got, that doesn't break and I love it to bits

I see what you mean. Maybe find someone tailgating you, be in a wooded area, and wait for a deer, so you can slam on the brakes, get rear ended, and get a new one? It's tough coming up with ways to get your car wrecked and not have it be your fault

 

[buickgnx88]

You could always try like on the Simpsons, when Moe had Homer wreck his car and Homer ended up going down with the car!

 

[GT Pro]

edit.

 

[Prince.M5]

Just something here.

I always get nervous when my phone rings. Sometimes, I wanted to throw my phone away ...

 

[Danny]

I had another charming AA man come change my wheel this morning.

 

[Jondot]

I had another charming AA man come change my wheel this morning.

When I had a flat a few weeks ago, my friend kindly changed it for me. Well y'know, I didn't like to stop her.

 

[TheCracker]

What's with you guys not being able to change your own wheels? Has it something to do with being from/living in Leeds?

 

[Jondot]

I'd say there are more plausible links than that.

In my defense, the friend in question is German. And is therefore (in my mind at least) Sabine Schmitz.

 

[Northstar]

I'd say there are more plausible links than that.

In my defense, the friend in question is German. And is therefore (in my mind at least) Sabine Schmitz.

So a girl changed your tire?

Sir, I'm going to need to see your man card.

 

[Jondot]

It was revoked a while ago.

 

[TheCracker]

I'd say there are more plausible links than that.

That's an excuse for buying a Jeep Wrangler, not for been unable to change your own car wheel.

 

[Jondot]

That's an excuse for buying a Jeep Wrangler, not for been unable to change your own car wheel.

, fair point.

 

[Danny]

In all fairness, I discuss manly stuff while he's doing basic manual labour for me.

If they ask, I support Totten Ham, and the referee is always foolish.

 

[Sureboss]

If it's that basic, why can't you do it? Does your chin fluff get in the way?>

 

[Danny]

I don't have 'working' hands (as opposed to not having working hands).

 

[TheCracker]

I don't have 'working' hands (as opposed to not having working hands).

And that's why you were ejected from the Amish community i guess. Those barns won't build themselves.

 

[GaryyC]

I feel like a complete idiot for what i did. Basically i spoiled everyones night when i decided to go emo on them when i got drunk before any one of my friends. From what i remember, they were worried as hell about me. I regret ever drinking so many shots in such a short period of time. I think its time to lay off the alcohol once more...

 

[mustangGT90210]

Nah, just lay off till they're too drunk to remember

 

[bergauk]

I feel like a complete idiot for what i did. Basically i spoiled everyones night when i decided to go emo on them when i got drunk before any one of my friends. From what i remember, they were worried as hell about me. I regret ever drinking so many shots in such a short period of time. I think its time to lay off the alcohol once more...

Knowing your limits with alcohol is one of the most important things to remember. Honestly I drank a few weeks ago at my house cause my friend left some at my house, I don't remember a thing from that night and ended up asking everyone I knew if I talked to them and what we talked about and apologized to them for anything I might have said. Even though I was just at home. If I were out on the town I'd be screwed. I was stumbling drunk and it wasn't good at all. Lesson is. Know your limits and stay inside them to have a good time. No one likes dealing with drunk people.

 

[GaryyC]

^^yea i apologized to everyone already...im definitely laying off the alcohol for a while

 

[Public'sTwin]

I helped make a royal ass out of a local politician today; in my defense, all I was getting out of him was circumlocution.

 

[Rykon Zero]

I helped make a royal ass out of a local politician today; in my defense, all I was getting out of him was circumlocution.

How many million are you getting this time?

Actually, I have no idea what that means, mind enlightening me?

 

[Jondot]

I undertook a normal Ka going up one of the M62's notorious inclines earlier; simply because I could. Well that and he had shot past me 5 minutes previous doing about 100, and was now refusing to move from the fast lane struggling to get past 70.

Have to justify the extra insurance and petrol costs somewhere, y'know...