Anything Sasha Bognibov. Moldova's favorite pOp StAr!
Believe it or not, one of my closest friends is from Moldova. When I saw this video, I asked her about him. This is obviously an English dub; the original is in the Moldovan language. It was originally written in Cyrillic, but about ten years ago, they switched to the Latin alphabet (since the language itself is much closer to Romanian than Russian or other traditionally-Cyrillic languages). The net result is that a lot of grammar and syntactical rules are quite complex, and difficult to translate into English. You usually have to translate Moldovan into either Romanian or Russian, and then to English if you want to stand any hope of actually retaining meaning (I know, because I used to have to help my friend rewrite her essays). Bognibov has gone straight from Moldovan to English in order to preserve the poetic structure of the verse, but he has lost the meaning. And imbued it with another. If you watch the video of
Knocking On Julie's Heart, Bognibov is dressed as something that is supposed to be a vampire (which is consistent with
his Facebook page, where he describes his music as "Emo-Gothic Love Rock").
So I don't think
I Love The Girls Of Thirteen Years Old is about being a pedophile. It's about virgins, the traditional prey of vampires. Vampires form quite a significant part of Romanian-Moldovan culture, since the Romanians were the ones to basically invent them. It is however, somewhat strange the way Bognibov has modelled himself, because it doesn't fit with the classical interpretation of vampires. But the point is that I don't think he's a pervert. He's made some decisions to translate his songs for the sake of keeping the poetic verse, unaware of the implications the translation has.
I've said this before - this is actually an obscure parody. "Zlad!" is actually Santo Cilaruo, an Australian comedian and writer. The song is actually a tie-in to
Molvania - A Land Untouched By Modern Dentistry, which is a parody of the Lonely Planet travel guides (it, and its two sequels, are wickedly funny).