Deport Bieber Pertition has 100,000+ signatures

[Zenith]

If you think you can deport somebody with a petition, I've got bad news for you...

 

[Azure Flare]

Think Bieber is bad? What about these juvenile delinquents?

Did the person who wrote the article know that Grease is a movie?

 

[CodeRedR51]

If you think you can deport somebody with a petition, I've got bad news for you...

Technically he's not a citizen and is here on a Visa, right? Should be easy to kick him out.

 

[Dotini]

The apple does not fall far from the tree.

It seems to me, the father of the pop star is at least as interesting. What is known of him?

 

[Slash]

Beiber needs to get out.

 

[frenzal]

Well, then I guess he has nowhere to go but Australia

Don't even 🤬 think about it !!!!! At least those who were originally deported here to kick start our nation were sent for good reason...stealing a loaf of bread, bad haircut, etc.

My emotions are still very raw over this pill as my daughter (who has previously been well educated musically) spent good money to go and see this untalented tawt.

 

[Doodle]

To be honest, I just ignore the celebrity news. No matter how stupid it may be.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

To be honest, I just ignore the celebrity news. No matter how stupid it may be.

You mean you don't tweet and facespace every time Miley Kutcher and Ashton whateveranothercelebritysnameis break up?!?!? like zomg y wtf @rlly #omgsrsly

 

[Doodle]

You mean you don't tweet and facespace every time Miley Kutcher and Ashton whateveranothercelebritysnameis break up?!?!? like zomg y wtf @rlly #omgsrsly

Yeah I hate social networking. GTPlanet is all I need.

 

[Slash]

You mean you don't tweet and facespace every time Miley Kutcher and Ashton whateveranothercelebritysnameis break up?!?!? like zomg y wtf @rlly #omgsrsly

#omgnoonegivesaratsassaboutanythingthathastodowithcelebritiesonadailybasis

 

[laserviper3]

can we pay you guys in the states to keep him down there somewhere? Maybe shove him somewhere in the everglades and leave him there

 

[Slash]

can we pay you guys in the states to keep him down there somewhere? Maybe shove him somewhere in the everglades and leave him there

Sure, you can make the check out to me. That will be $15 billion kind sir.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

can we pay you guys in the states to keep him down there somewhere? Maybe shove him somewhere in the everglades and leave him there

Alligator says no...

http://[domain blocked due to malware]/instances/500x/45497033.jpg

 

[Tornado]

Sheesh. Just shoot him and be done with it.

 

[Slash]

Sheesh. Just shoot him and be done with it.

 

[Grayfox]

Alligator says no...

http://[domain blocked due to malware]/instances/500x/45497033.jpg

But Alligator can get a good meal.

 

[MOPARbarrett5]

Ship him to rehab, (by rehab I mean jail) and keep him there.

 

[Keef]

Bieber is in the USA on an O-1 visa, specifically an O-1B, for which the conditions arepen and shut case for its revocation there.


Also, "Ehrmagerd! Pertition!"

He's not American? Is he Canadian or something?

EDIT: Read the first post, learned something knew. I had no idea he was Canadian.

 

[Grayfox]

He's not American? Is he Canadian or something?

EDIT: Read the first post, learned something knew. I had no idea he was Canadian.

He is like Celine Dion.

Those two can sing together all they like under the maple trees.

 

[Keef]

Except that there's nothing wrong with Celine Dion. There's everything wrong with Justin Bieber.

 

[Joel]

Yeah, Bieber grew up about an hour and a half away from where I did, in Stratford, ON. A small city known for its Shakespeare festival.

Hence why he has serious street cred, obviously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratford,_Ontario

 

[Tornado]

"I'm from the streets. In fact, there was one in front of my house!"

 

[Joel]

"I'm from the streets. In fact, there was one in front of my house!"

It's seriously the most white bread middle class town there is.

 

[Grayfox]

Yeah, Bieber grew up about an hour and a half away from where I did, in Stratford, ON. A small city known for its Shakespeare festival.

Hence why he has serious street cred, obviously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratford,_Ontario

Will they make a sign like this

Total signatures so far: 237,205

 

[sumbrownkid]

Sheesh. Just shoot him and be done with it.

Language warning though.

 

[Johnnypenso]

It's seriously the most white bread middle class town there is.

It really is. I used to live in Kitchener just down the road and visited there many times. It's the kind of town you see on postcards Please send Bieb's back to Canada though..we could use his millions to stir up the economy

 

[Sage Ages]

Language warning though.

Is it wrong that I found this funny? Mostly because of the scenes from other movies.

 

[The Stig Farmer]

Language warning though.

This one is much better.

 

[mister dog]

 

[eran0004]

This is just in from the oval office:

Edit: "White house staff", does that mean they can send the janitor out to tell them? Like: "Gee, I agree guys, but sadly I'm just the janitor here, so I don't really have a say in this matter."