Disaster In The Bathroom

[Solid Lifters]

What has yet to be confirmed is, "What hurts more? Shampoo in your eyes, or shampoo in your weiner-hole."

Shampoo on your nipples that have a 3rd degree nipple rash caused by your wet suit. You surfers know what I'm talking about.

 

[Kylehnat]

Shampoo pretty much burns any open wound (and, um, orifice). I had a tiny cut on my hand a couple weeks ago, and it stung like a mofo when I foolishly put shampoo on it one morning. I had to go lefty for a couple days...

 

[GM]

Is it worse than lemon juice in a paper cut?

 

[GT4_Rule]

It's not that bad when I use it, and I get cut easily.

I think it's the type of the shampoo - like the pH.

 

[Powripper]

Shampoo on your nipples that have a 3rd degree nipple rash caused by your wet suit. You surfers know what I'm talking about.

Try shampoo on you nipples after they have been peirced. Ouchies.

 

[Danny]

I'm scared to go into the bathroom now.

Thanks, guys.

 

[Silverzone]

Man.. I may just have to go hippie now. Damn them showers. They are good for nothing but injuries.

 

[Sakiale]

Shut Up Hippie!

Couldnt resist...

Anyway, seeing as I use baby shampoo, it doesnt hurt that much WHERE I put it, unless I drink it.

 

[Silverzone]

To add to the whole Baby shampoo/ grown-up shampoo argument. It wont hurt you if you only apply to your hair what you need. If you use more than that, their is a possibility you can't keep track of it all and it will end up in your eyes, or worse And it does hurt like a mofo. Shampoo also tastes nasty..unfortunately I know that from experience too.

 

[TopHat]

One time i swallowed shampoo, and when i exhaled slowly, i could blow bubbles!

 

[Kesmai]

And no, there is no toilet involved.

Ok, I'm bored, so I'm going to tell you all about the disaster I had in the shower today, don't worry, it is'nt rude.


I step into the shower, it's warm enough, I put the shampoo on, oh no, it's either Head and Sholders or Loreal Kids, I go to H+S.

I put it in my hair then, disater! a bit goes in my eye, arhhhhhhh, it stings, I jump out of the shower and run to the nearest towel, phew, it felt alot better now.

I resume my washing in the shower, but, noooo, it goes in my eye, again!

I jump out, I wipe my eye on the towel, my eye felt puffed up now, I knew it was'nt though.

And as it could'nt get worse, well, the same thing happend for a third time, this time, I slip on the bathroom floor, I landed on my finger, it still hurts a bit.

After that, I given up, turned of the shower, I walked out, eye and finger hurting.




Moral of the story, never use Head And Shoulders 'Anti Dandruff' Shampoo...... ever!




True Story

Hate to say it... but the H+S isn't to blame