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It seems like, recently, there's been a massive push to make everyone drive hybrids and electric cars, as if everyone will die if we don't. But what all the ads fail to mention is that they don't work. Not yet, at least. Let's see...
Chevrolet Volt - LOL UR BATTERY ASPLODED. UMAD BRO?
Nissan Leaf - Even a year after beginning production (according to a cheesy advertisement with singing electical outlets), they're in such short supply that you can't even view colors and options (I checked) without registering first - and you can only get it in certain states, and there's no word that I can see about how long it'll take the get one. You'd think it was a new Ferrari or something.
Aptera 2h - Company went bust, probably because a. the car looks like something out of a cheesy movie and b. no one with any sense buys electric cars anyway.
Coda EV - Wait, what?
Fisker Karma - Significantly slower than other cars in its segment at only 125mph in the top end.
Tesla Roadster - significantly slower than the Elise it was based on, both on the straights and in the corners. Doesn't that kind of defeat the point of a sports car?
Now let's look at some hybrids.
Toyota Prius - Has nothing resembling fun to drive or handling. Also attracts more hate than Justin Bieber himself, and the extra initial cost over a similar pure-gas car will overshadow fuel savings for years. CVT just makes it even more horrible. What a waste of a 0.25 CD.
Toyota Camry Hybrid - Honestly, you could have stopped reading at "Camry" and still have seen the whole story.
Toyota Highlander Hybrid - This does nothing a midsize station wagon couldn't do just as well or better. With that in mind - it ain't green. Of course, considering the type of fake Mother Earth Heroes that buy Highlanders in the first place, the existance of a hybrid version isn't surprising.
Ford Fusion Hybrid - Heavier and more expensive, with a CVT to complete the misery.
Ford Escape Hybrid/Mercury Mariner Hybrid - See Highlander.
Porsche Cayenne Hybrid - See Highlander, but this one is really comical. Also possibly better offroad, but probably not enough to justify buying one.
Hyundai Sonata Hybrid - Heavy, expensive, and completely purposeless. Uncomfortable too.
Honda Insight - Honda makes a few good cars. This is not one of them. Teaming an uncommonly underpowered electric motor with an uncommonly underpowered engine ensured the car would have no or very little acceleration, but plenty of coarse, loud four-cylinder noise to remind you how slow you're going. That's not even getting into the stupid dashboard that glows blue when you drive in slow motion, the erratic auto-stop, or the interior so uncomfortable even an early J-Body could probably do better.
Chevrolet Tahoe Hybrid/GMC Yukon Hybrid - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So, why? Mazda already proved with the HydrogenRE that an internal-combustion engine can run on both hydrogen and gasoline, changing between the two with a switch. So why not do that? You may point out that we already have hybrids in production, and they're similarly unaffected by lack of infrastructure. But I still see a few reasons as to why gas-electric hybrid is a sub-ideal power system for a car. For example, the batteries, and all the electronics needed to make the whole thing work, could possibly weigh more than an extra fuel tank and whatever else is needed to manage a dual-fuel system. Then there's the issue of regenerative braking and how it messes with the car's braking ability, possibly in a dangerous way depending on the situation and how the car's braking ability is modified. If you go the plug-in hybrid route to avoid regenerative braking issues, you get about 40 miles of full power (less when you're actually using full power), and it takes the better part of a day to recharge. Then there's batter disposal - when the car is wrecked, or thrown aside because it's no longer new enough, what kind of evil toxic contaminants will it leave behind? And safety, and long-term reliability, and just plain longevity. Bottom line, it just doesn't work.
Plus, hydrogen is literally everywhere. There is no way we could ever run out. Why not use it?
Or, why not use Smokey Yunick's hot-air engine? Back in the mid-80's, when he built a running prototype, it was already a mind-blowingly good idea. Stock, a Pontiac Iron Duke 4cyl had something like 80-90 horsepower and, in the Fiero, was rated at something like 30mpg. With Yunick's equipment installed, it gave something like 250hp and 50+ mpg. With the more advanced computers and materials now available, the potential is even better. Why haven't we heard more about that?
Chevrolet Volt - LOL UR BATTERY ASPLODED. UMAD BRO?
Nissan Leaf - Even a year after beginning production (according to a cheesy advertisement with singing electical outlets), they're in such short supply that you can't even view colors and options (I checked) without registering first - and you can only get it in certain states, and there's no word that I can see about how long it'll take the get one. You'd think it was a new Ferrari or something.
Aptera 2h - Company went bust, probably because a. the car looks like something out of a cheesy movie and b. no one with any sense buys electric cars anyway.
Coda EV - Wait, what?
Fisker Karma - Significantly slower than other cars in its segment at only 125mph in the top end.
Tesla Roadster - significantly slower than the Elise it was based on, both on the straights and in the corners. Doesn't that kind of defeat the point of a sports car?
Now let's look at some hybrids.
Toyota Prius - Has nothing resembling fun to drive or handling. Also attracts more hate than Justin Bieber himself, and the extra initial cost over a similar pure-gas car will overshadow fuel savings for years. CVT just makes it even more horrible. What a waste of a 0.25 CD.
Toyota Camry Hybrid - Honestly, you could have stopped reading at "Camry" and still have seen the whole story.
Toyota Highlander Hybrid - This does nothing a midsize station wagon couldn't do just as well or better. With that in mind - it ain't green. Of course, considering the type of fake Mother Earth Heroes that buy Highlanders in the first place, the existance of a hybrid version isn't surprising.
Ford Fusion Hybrid - Heavier and more expensive, with a CVT to complete the misery.
Ford Escape Hybrid/Mercury Mariner Hybrid - See Highlander.
Porsche Cayenne Hybrid - See Highlander, but this one is really comical. Also possibly better offroad, but probably not enough to justify buying one.
Hyundai Sonata Hybrid - Heavy, expensive, and completely purposeless. Uncomfortable too.
Honda Insight - Honda makes a few good cars. This is not one of them. Teaming an uncommonly underpowered electric motor with an uncommonly underpowered engine ensured the car would have no or very little acceleration, but plenty of coarse, loud four-cylinder noise to remind you how slow you're going. That's not even getting into the stupid dashboard that glows blue when you drive in slow motion, the erratic auto-stop, or the interior so uncomfortable even an early J-Body could probably do better.
Chevrolet Tahoe Hybrid/GMC Yukon Hybrid - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So, why? Mazda already proved with the HydrogenRE that an internal-combustion engine can run on both hydrogen and gasoline, changing between the two with a switch. So why not do that? You may point out that we already have hybrids in production, and they're similarly unaffected by lack of infrastructure. But I still see a few reasons as to why gas-electric hybrid is a sub-ideal power system for a car. For example, the batteries, and all the electronics needed to make the whole thing work, could possibly weigh more than an extra fuel tank and whatever else is needed to manage a dual-fuel system. Then there's the issue of regenerative braking and how it messes with the car's braking ability, possibly in a dangerous way depending on the situation and how the car's braking ability is modified. If you go the plug-in hybrid route to avoid regenerative braking issues, you get about 40 miles of full power (less when you're actually using full power), and it takes the better part of a day to recharge. Then there's batter disposal - when the car is wrecked, or thrown aside because it's no longer new enough, what kind of evil toxic contaminants will it leave behind? And safety, and long-term reliability, and just plain longevity. Bottom line, it just doesn't work.
Plus, hydrogen is literally everywhere. There is no way we could ever run out. Why not use it?
Or, why not use Smokey Yunick's hot-air engine? Back in the mid-80's, when he built a running prototype, it was already a mind-blowingly good idea. Stock, a Pontiac Iron Duke 4cyl had something like 80-90 horsepower and, in the Fiero, was rated at something like 30mpg. With Yunick's equipment installed, it gave something like 250hp and 50+ mpg. With the more advanced computers and materials now available, the potential is even better. Why haven't we heard more about that?