Elon's Antics

[05XR8]

He seriously walked in the White House and bought everything on the menu as if it's Wack Arnold's.

I'm not laughing. It's nuts.

 

[FuriousDemon]

Yep, he isn’t just running DOGE, he is the president now.

 

[05XR8]

And Dumold Trumpf doesn’t even care. Made his deal and just wants everyone to look at him while Musk does his thing.

 

[FuriousDemon]

LOL

Musk Takes $2.4 Billion Contract From Verizon To Give It To Starlink Instead, Which Definitely Isn't Blatantly Illegal Or Wildly Corrupt In Any Way - Jalopnik

Sorry, Verizon, this completely normal and not-at-all ethically-unusual business decision unexpectedly favors Elon Musk.

www.jalopnik.com

 

[GBO Possum]

Tesla has plans to invent the Uber in California...

Tesla applies for ride-hailing service in California, but with human drivers

Tesla has applied for a permit to operate a ride-hailing service in California, but it will be using human drivers...

electrek.co

 

[UKMikey]

Tesla has plans to invent the Uber in California...

Tesla applies for ride-hailing service in California, but with human drivers

Tesla has applied for a permit to operate a ride-hailing service in California, but it will be using human drivers...

electrek.co

He should call it Über Alles.

 

[Vic Reign93]

He should call it Über Alles.

Fitting tagline for it, “Über Alles, Easy travel for the Reich price.”

 

[UKMikey]

Fitting tagline for it, “Über Alles, Easy travel for the Reich price.”

I was thinking more "My car goes out to you".

 

[daan]

How would you heil one?

 

[UKMikey]

You'll have to see it coming. If you do naht, you may have to stick your arm out at a 45° angle to get them to ge-stop-po.

Rest assured, though, Musk will do everything he can to make them run on time.

 

[Famine]