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ROUND TWO
Round Two - Submitted Entries
Round Two - Submitted Entries
AVETTEL: I'm holding my breath 'till I get a good car!
BVettel attempts to find alternative methods of completing a race...
CVettel entertains the reporters during the second half of the Australian GP, by playing his invisible flute.
DBeam me up, Scotty!
EVettel explains how he also grabbed a rather different sort of pole during qualifying
FJournalist: They say “There’s never two without three” right, so what are your feelings about next race?
Sebastian: A second dumb question like this, and I swear you won’t be able to ask for a third.
GSeb is slightly bemused to discover that Red Bull's reliability issues are a consequence of the team spending no money on the car, instead electing to blow the budget developing an invisible pipe he can smoke at press conferences.
HInterviewer: Seb, can you explain your hand 'injury'?
SV: I have many pine needle like splinters in my hands, err,...I don't know how I err...got them
IInterviewer: So Seb, how were the brakes today?
Sebastian: ...
Interviewer: Har har!
JInterviewer: What are you going to say to Adrian Newey the next time you see him?
Sebastian: *murmur* *clenches fist*
KReporter: So what's your opinion of Jenson Button?
Vettel: Total wanker. Here, I'll show you how much of one he is.....
LWell, at least there are two extra races this year.
M`Well this suck's '
NNext time I'm just going to thumb a lift from Button
OReporter: "Sebastian, what did you think of Lewis' driving?"
SB: *Hand Gesture*
SB: "... Oh, you mean in the race..."
PSV: When the hell are we going to finish this press interview?
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Interviewer: When are you going to finish a race?
QAdrian Newey is such an wanker he designs a less reliable car than virgin
RVettel uses sign language to describe his feelings about Adrian Newey after the race.
SInterviewer: So Adrian Newey's revolutionary car seems to be working well for you on Saturdays but not on Sundays. Why is that then Vettel?
Vettel: Don't mentions that guys name at the moment. I am so going to squish him when i see him that total wanker who can't even design a car to end a race
TFollowing Michael Schumacher's example, Kimi Raikkonen makes his Formula 1 comeback at the age of forty.
UUnfortunately, I will be dropping out of the Grand Prix. As you can see, my teammate's pet kangaroo took off some of my fingers. I thought Mark Webber was making shrimp on the barbie for us.
VReporter: Where's Adrian?
Seb: Back there.
Reporter: And what's he doing?
Seb: I sent him a travestite to have some...fun. He doesn't know it has a member, but when he does, I told the travestite to say "Now you know how Vettel feels when he's winning and then YOUR car fails."
WHang on, I'm confused, I though only the first 3 got to do interviews.
I finished out the back.
XReporter: So braking issues today Seb making your car hard to stop?
SV: Yes
Reporter: Care to respond to comments that that is the case with the women in your life as well?
SV: (gives reporter the wanker sign)
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