F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1 

ROUND TWO - Voting
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  • You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)​
  • Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  • Please read all entries before voting
  • Deadline for voting is Thursday 18th April 2000 BST
  • Good luck! :)

Submitted Entries
A:
Pierre finds a gasly ahem ghastly surprise in the cockpit, while Brendon scampers away snickering .
B:
Pierre Gasly ponders whether his suspicions of favouritism in the Red Bull programme are founded as he is given a new engineer.
C:
Hey guys, there is a button here marked 'turbo on', you think Mclaren knew?
D:
Pierre: What's the big deal about the halo? I don't even notice it!
E:
The Toro Rosso mechanics debate whether the lighter weight of a baseball cap outweighs the aerodynamical and safety related disadvantages it possesses against a helmet.
F:
Still more leg room than Ryanair
G:
Guys, I think the pedals are a bit too close.
H:
Engineer on the left: According to my tattoo, I should be working for Daniel . . .
Gasly: Wait, what?
I:
And your sure that Jenson hasn't been sitting in here ?
J:
"Wow, it really does get cold in the desert at night."
K:
Trust us, Pierre, that NAWS bottle will come in handy.
L:
The Toro Rosso engineers deactivate the on/off switch behind Gasly's head so they can put him into the cockpit.

Sorry for the delay, I forgot I was running this :lol:
 
ROUND THREE - Voting
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  • You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)​
  • Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  • Please read all entries before voting
  • Deadline for voting is Thursday 18th April 2000 BST
  • Good luck! :)

Submitted Entries
A:
The Ferrari mechanic was soon to discover that using a wave motion gun to kill a mosquito was indeed overkill.
C:
"Aww, look at this lovely good luck message on my wheel gun from Hugh Grant: 'Break a leg'; so sweet..."
D:
"To Ferrari, we share everything, love from Haas"
E:
Mechanic: Ah so that's the button that switches it to undo the wheel.
F:
Where is the focus on this thing?
G:
With this gun we won't have to switch sides in every war.
H:
"I wheelie like this gun!"
I:
Mechanic: On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off......................
J:
So this is the fuse we remove before Kimi's pitstops.
K:
The new Judge checks the settings on his lawgiver .
L:
"Windows Updating: 3 of 27 Updates installed."

@Touring Mars entered two captions without mentioning which was his final entry, so I have put the first one in.

Edit: B removed but letters not adjusted
 
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ROUND FOUR - Voting

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  • Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  • You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  • Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  • Please read all entries before voting
  • Provisional deadline for voting is Monday 14th May 2000 BST (all votes will be counted up to when the results are posted)
  • Good luck! :)

Submitted Entries

A
I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control my feet......

B
You put your right arm in, you put your left arm out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about...

C
You get the runs when you let your team mate prepare lunch.

D
*record scratch*
Max: Yeah, that's me, and I bet you're probably wondering how I got here.

E
"Really need to pee!"

F
Max: Quick Daniel! Run before Helmut gets his hands on us!!!

G
Exit stage left... no wait, right...

H
Max: I knew buying shares in that website was a good idea!

I
Maxie gets the shoey where the sun don't shiney.

J
"What!? You can't finish the race like this!?"

K
Max: And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight; Will you pardon me? And tiptoe through the tulips with me (song credit: Tiny Tim).

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Please note that some entries may differ slightly from original posts as formatting of text is removed in the process of compiling the poll. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.​
 
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