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A:
Pierre finds a gasly ahem ghastly surprise in the cockpit, while Brendon scampers away snickering .
B:
Pierre Gasly ponders whether his suspicions of favouritism in the Red Bull programme are founded as he is given a new engineer.
C:
Hey guys, there is a button here marked 'turbo on', you think Mclaren knew?
D:
Pierre: What's the big deal about the halo? I don't even notice it!
E:
The Toro Rosso mechanics debate whether the lighter weight of a baseball cap outweighs the aerodynamical and safety related disadvantages it possesses against a helmet.
F:
Still more leg room than Ryanair
G:
Guys, I think the pedals are a bit too close.
H:
Engineer on the left: According to my tattoo, I should be working for Daniel . . .
Gasly: Wait, what?
I:
And your sure that Jenson hasn't been sitting in here ?
J:
"Wow, it really does get cold in the desert at night."
K:
Trust us, Pierre, that NAWS bottle will come in handy.
L:
The Toro Rosso engineers deactivate the on/off switch behind Gasly's head so they can put him into the cockpit.
A:
The Ferrari mechanic was soon to discover that using a wave motion gun to kill a mosquito was indeed overkill.
C:
"Aww, look at this lovely good luck message on my wheel gun from Hugh Grant: 'Break a leg'; so sweet..."
D:
"To Ferrari, we share everything, love from Haas"
E:
Mechanic: Ah so that's the button that switches it to undo the wheel.
F:
Where is the focus on this thing?
G:
With this gun we won't have to switch sides in every war.
H:
"I wheelie like this gun!"
I:
Mechanic: On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off. On, off......................
J:
So this is the fuse we remove before Kimi's pitstops.
K:
The new Judge checks the settings on his lawgiver .
L:
"Windows Updating: 3 of 27 Updates installed."
AI just can't, I just can't, I just can't control my feet......
BYou put your right arm in, you put your left arm out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about...
CYou get the runs when you let your team mate prepare lunch.
D*record scratch*
Max: Yeah, that's me, and I bet you're probably wondering how I got here.
E"Really need to pee!"
FMax: Quick Daniel! Run before Helmut gets his hands on us!!!
GExit stage left... no wait, right...
HMax: I knew buying shares in that website was a good idea!
IMaxie gets the shoey where the sun don't shiney.
J"What!? You can't finish the race like this!?"
KMax: And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight; Will you pardon me? And tiptoe through the tulips with me (song credit: Tiny Tim).