F1 Caption Game 2024 - São PauloFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Think my team's funny, do you? No need to ask which is yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down driver... you must be at Williams!

 

[Redneckchef]

And if you still don't think this is enough red for you then we can get Nicholas to try a push lap to ensure everyone sees red.

 

[XJ40]

Albon: "yeah we found a couple of boxes of Rexona from a few years back, crap deodorant, but brilliant hairspray"

 

[Touring Mars]

Williams are going to do well today, or dye trying.

 

[Famine]

"Roses are red
Your hair is too
If I score points in a race
The maximum is two"

 

[ro_har_]

I hope your not wanting to send him into a bullring Alex?

 

[Peter.]

In an attempt to transform their image, Williams apply their Conan O'Brien kits to ensure that no one laughs at them anymore.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Seven - Monaco

Entries by Monday 6th June 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It has happened twice where the winner has received no points for not voting, please don't increase that tally ​

 

[Blitz24]

Mick: I call the Segway half!
Marshall: Wait, Mick! We haven't finished divvying up the prizes!

 

[Liquid]

Günther Steiner's despair at adding more expenses to the Account Of Monte Carlo.

 

[Famine]

"I swear, there was a giant dude with electric whips, and then Iron Man kicked his arse!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Mick Schumacher denies his preparations for Monaco were half-Haased.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Reporter: "So Mick, what happened at the Swimming Pool Chicane?"
Schumacher: "I lost the Rear"

 

[XJ40]

"Sorry guys, the back end got away from me"

 

[ro_har_]

No sir you cannot ride that back to the pits

 

[Redneckchef]

Mick looks for who caused the wreck so he can kick his HAAS

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round SIX Results - Spain
1: @Touring Mars - 10 votes (25 pts)
2: @Liquid - 9 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Redneckchef, @Famine - 4 votes (13 pts)
5=: @Blitz24, @ro_har_, @Peter. - 2 votes (8 pts)
8=: @Sum1s2pid, @Jimlaad43, @XJ40 - 1 vote (2 pts)

Williams are going to do well today, or dye trying.​

Standings

(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid* - 69
2: Touring Mars* - 62
3: Famine* - 56

4: Redneckchef* - 55
5: XJ40 - 49
6: Jimlaad43 - 44
7: Peter. - 43
8=: Blitz24, ro_har_ - 36
10: MaxAttack - 31
11: Pupik* - 25
12: SVT Cobra GT - 14
13: rsh* - 0​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round SEVEN Results - Monaco
1: @Touring Mars - 9 votes (25 pts)
2: @XJ40 - 8 votes (18 pts)
3: @Jimlaad43 - 5 votes (15 pts)
4=: @Famine, @ro_har_ - 4 votes (11 pts)
6: @Blitz24 - 2 vote (8 pts)
7: @Liquid - 1 vote (6 pts)

Mick Schumacher denies his preparations for Monaco were half-Haased.​

Standings

(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Touring Mars** - 87
2: Liquid* - 75
3: Famine* - 67

4: XJ40 - 67
5: Jimlaad43 - 59
6: Redneckchef* - 55
7: ro_har_ - 47
8: Blitz24 - 44
9: Peter. - 43
10: MaxAttack - 31
11: Pupik* - 25
12: SVT Cobra GT - 14
13: rsh* - 0

Two in a row for @Touring Mars sees him shoot into the series lead.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Eight - Azerbaijan

Entries by Monday 20th June 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It has happened twice where the winner has received no points for not voting, please don't increase that tally ​

 

[Famine]

Vettel is very pleased with his new Tickle Me Esteban doll.

 

[Sum1s2pid]

Ocon: "Bro, stop calling me poking me and calling me Poppin' Fresh."

Vettel: "Hee-hee!"

 

[ro_har_]

Seb: "Pull my finger"

 

[Liquid]

Inspector Vettel: "Oh, so it was you who was hanging around Leclerc's car before the race"

 

[Blitz24]

Seb: Just watch me pass you and make an amazing recovery.

 

[rsh]

Seb: that is why they call you the Pink Panter?

 

[XJ40]

"S.V. phone home"

Final entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

Esteban smiles as he recalls the time Seb went off trying to pass him.
Seb smiles as he prepares his super-powerful one-inch punch. Esteban will never know what hit him!

 

[Redneckchef]

And I just kept singing "round the outside, round the outside" and laughing as I went by.

 

[Flex0r]

Here we see Seb using the power button to shut down Estebot.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Nine - Canada

Entries by Monday 27th June 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.​