F1 Caption Game 2024 - Mexico CityFormula 1

[Famine]

Oh no. Anyway...

 

[XJ40]

"Yeah I told Lewis to run Max wide and he will be fine!"

 

[Touring Mars]

I'm not laughing at the crash, I just heard a really funny joke

 

[Jimlaad43]

"I can't believe I beat Max today, he was flying"

 

[MaxAttack]

"Very pleased today, pace was good, it's always very hard to get on top of Lewis, aheh, aheheheh"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Coulthard: So, whenever there's a sprint race your teammate and Verstappen crash into each other.

Bottas: Traditions.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

VB: "Can we watch it again please, just one more time? Ok, ONE more time but in slow motion this time? Go on, again! Can I get a copy of this as well?"

 

[Blitz24]

The picture of agony, the thrill of defeat.

 

[ro_har_]

"why can't they just get a room?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Oh no. Anyway...

 

[Liquid]

Valterri Bottas is delighted to know for sure that racesuits are waterproof as he pisses himself laughing.

 

[Sum1s2pid]

Bottas: "I see that Max decided to VerSTOPpen on top of the Mercedes. The weight on Lewis's helmet must've felt like a HamilTON."

Interviewer: "Get out."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bump for the last few hours of entries

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round THIRTEEN Results - NETHERLANDS
1: @XJ40 - 7 votes (25 pts)
2: @Touring Mars no vote - 6 votes (0 pts)
3=: @Jimlaad43, @Pezzarinho17 - 5 votes (13 pts)
5=: @SVT Cobra GT, @Famine - 2 votes (11 pts)
7=: @ro_har_, @MaxAttack, @Liquid - 1 vote (6 pts)

"I know what I'm doing" Kimi said as he prepared to jump all the trucks in the paddock​

Standings
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40****^ - 200
2: Jimlaad43^^* - 149
3: MaxAttack^ - 134
4: Famine*^ - 129
5: Pezzarinho17^^^^ - 113
6: Liquid* - 109
7: Touring Mars* - 108
8: SVT Cobra GT^ - 85
9: ro_har_ - 73
10: Blitz24 - 33
11: DPereira_2909* - 25
12=: Flex0r, Leftcurl - 7
​

 

[Jimlaad43]

This championship battle's a bit less close than Max Vs Lewis

 

[MaxAttack]

This championship battle's a bit less close than Max Vs Lewis

It's good to be in F1 Caption Game.5, such a tight competition

 

[Jimlaad43]

It's good to be in F1 Caption Game.5, such a tight competition

I still can't get over that Pezz has won 4 rounds, all shared

 

[Liquid]

I feel like the Alpine of this competition. Either on the pace or wayyyy off.

 

[MaxAttack]

I feel like the Alpine of this competition. Either on the pace or wayyyy off.

I know the feeling, it's always the same for me, I either have "gold" the moment I see the pic or I'll scratch my head over it for ages and come with something deeply sub-par.

It's a very refreshingly old-skool-internet diversion, tho.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I feel like the Alpine of this competition. Either on the pace or wayyyy off.

With a surprise win out of nowhere too

 

[XJ40]

This championship battle's a bit less close than Max Vs Lewis

Am I going have to start wearing funky clothes and complain about my tyres being gone, then setting the fastest time from my house to work?

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I still can't get over that Pezz has won 4 rounds, all shared

I still can't get over winning 4 rounds regardless!

 

[Liquid]

Round Fourteen - Italy
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Entries by Monday 20th September 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

Related:

WTF1.com - Mercedes asked for photoshops of Bottas' reaction and it didn't disappoint

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FOURTEEN Results - ITALY
1: @Famine - 7 votes (25 pts)
2: @MaxAttack - 5 votes (18 pts)
3=: @XJ40, @Jimlaad43, @SVT Cobra GT, @Pezzarinho17, @Liquid - 4 votes (10 pts)
8: @Touring Mars - 2 votes (4 pts)
9=: @ro_har_, @Sum1s2pid - 1 vote (1 pt)

Oh no. Anyway...​

Standings
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40****^ - 210
2: Jimlaad43^^* - 159
3: Famine**^ - 154
4: MaxAttack^ - 152
5: Pezzarinho17^^^^ - 123
6: Liquid* - 119
7: Touring Mars* - 112
8: SVT Cobra GT^ - 95
9: ro_har_ - 74
10: Blitz24 - 33
11: DPereira_2909* - 25
12=: Flex0r, Leftcurl - 7
14: Sum1s2pid - 1
​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Fifteen - CENSORED BY WADA

Entries by Monday 4th October 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Liquid]

Norris:
Dear Dry Tyres,

Welcome to Dumpsville!
Population: You

Hamilton (off camera):
Geez, Lando, you're still on dry tyres? Boy, you are slow.

 

[ro_har_]

"let's hope nothing goes wrong tomorrow"

 

[Famine]

Round FOURTEEN Results - ITALY
1: @Famine - 7 votes (25 pts)

Wait, really?


deep breath

Dear Lewis, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's ****ed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your concert, you didn't have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Cisca
That's my little sister, man, she's only 15 years old
We waited in the blisterin' cold
For you, for four hours, and you just said no
That's pretty *****y, man, you're like her ****in' idol
She wants to be just like you, man, she likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, though I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Towcester?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never knew Ron Dennis neither
He used to always cheat on McLaren and beat 'em
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your 'grams
So when I have a *****y day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got **** else
So that **** helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Lewis, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Lando—P.S. We should be together too

 

[Liquid]

Wait, really?


deep breath

Dear Lewis, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's ****ed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your concert, you didn't have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Cisca
That's my little sister, man, she's only 15 years old
We waited in the blisterin' cold
For you, for four hours, and you just said no
That's pretty *****y, man, you're like her ****in' idol
She wants to be just like you, man, she likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, though I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Towcester?
You said if I'd write you, you would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never knew Ron Dennis neither
He used to always cheat on McLaren and beat 'em
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your 'grams
So when I have a *****y day, I drift away and put 'em on
‘Cause I don't really got **** else
So that **** helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you ‘cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Lewis, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Lando—P.S. We should be together too

Already had that one in mind. Damn you.

 

[XJ40]

Make Do and Mend 2021: Britain is running out of paper, turns out the outside of a tyre is alright to write on.