F1 Caption Game 2024 - São PauloFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Round Nine - Tuscany

Entries by Wednesday 23rd September 1000BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[MaxAttack]

Seb: Top ten? Both cars? Bit of a stretch, don't you think?

 

[XJ40]

Seb demonstrates his Team Principal Wedgie technique.

 

[ro_har_]

So Seb we have a plan to get you in the points

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Both of us in the top 10? That's a lot of drivers that will need to be tied up - we'll need more than this!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Our engine is so bad, we've replaced yours with a wound up elastic band. We expect it to go 2 tenths quicker."

 

[Touring Mars]

Tension in the Scuderia reaches breaking point...

 

[Flex0r]

Seb: Believe me, I've seen this in videogames, rubberbanding will ensure we stay close to the leading cars.

Engineer: *facepalm*

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Eight Results - Italy
1: Jimlaad43 - 10 votes (25 pts)
2: MaxAttack - 8 votes (18 pts)
3: Flex0r - 4 votes (15 pts)
4: Touring Mars - 3 vote (12 pts)
5: ro_har_ - 2 votes (10 pts)

"So Lance, why did you bottle the restart?"
"I Succumbed to Pierre Pressure"

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Touring Mars - 126***
2: MaxAttack - 103*
3: XJ40 - 93*
4: Jimlaad43 - 79*
5: Flex0r - 77
6: Famine - 61
7: NotThePrez - 32*
8: ro_har_ - 31
9: Pupik - 30
10: TenEightyOne - 25*
11: Pezzarinho17 - 15
12: Dotini - 13
13=: -Fred-, Yellowbeard - 12
15: Kowhai - 10
16: dlsheron - 7
17: FutureF1 - 5
18: Sum1s2pid - 1
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[Jimlaad43]

Round Nine Results - Tuscany
1: Flex0r - 10 votes (25 pts)
2: MaxAttack - 7 votes (18 pts)
3: Pezzarinho17 - 4 votes (15 pts)
4: Touring Mars - 3 votes (12 pts)
5: Jimlaad43 - 2 votes (10 pts)
6: XJ40 - 1 vote (8 pts)

Seb: Believe me, I've seen this in videogames, rubberbanding will ensure we stay close to the leading cars.

Engineer: *facepalm*

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Touring Mars - 138***
2: MaxAttack - 121*
3: Flex0r - 102*
4: XJ40 - 101*
5: Jimlaad43 - 89*
6: Famine - 61
7: NotThePrez - 32*
8: ro_har_ - 31
9: Pupik - 30
10: Pezzarinho17 - 30
11: TenEightyOne - 25*
12: Dotini - 13
13=: -Fred-, Yellowbeard - 12
15: Kowhai - 10
16: dlsheron - 7
17: FutureF1 - 5
18: Sum1s2pid - 1​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Ten - Russia

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[Flex0r]

Pierre: Kvyatbot go left, go left. *smacks controller*
Controller: Kvyatbot controls overridden. Torpedo protocol reactivated.
Pierre: *cheeses it*

 

[Jimlaad43]

"So Franz, how are your drivers performing this season?"
"Well, Pierre is pulling it together, while Daniil seems to be losing focus."

 

[Touring Mars]

Damn, my left contact lens has fallen out.

 

[ro_har_]

I don't think I should have said that to daniil

 

[XJ40]

Pierre: "Umbrella operating instructions: use facing away from you, discard after use"

 

[Jimlaad43]

One more day, not many entries. Let's tag everyone who's scored points so far.
@MaxAttack @Famine @NotThePrez @Pupik @Pezzarinho17 @TenEightyOne @Dotini @-Fred- @Yellowbeard @Kowhai @dlsheron @FutureF1 @Sum1s2pid

 

[Dotini]

"It says here I am now the rising star driver, shining brightly in the dawn of victory. And you, poor Danill, are yesterday's man, falling into shade.

 

[Sum1s2pid]

"Let's spit in our hands and then shake on our promise to both win a race this season. Hey... Why'd you just spit in my hand and... Ew. Daniil?"

 

[MaxAttack]

One more day, not many entries. Let's tag everyone who's scored points so far.

I've seen it, but I've got nothing this week - I'll still chuck a vote in.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Voting is open, please remember to vote if you have submitted a caption.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Ten Results - Russia
1: Jimlaad43 - 13 votes (25 pts)
2: Touring Mars - 6 votes (18 pts)
3=: Flex0r, Sum1s2pid - 3 votes (14 pts)
5=: ro_har_, Dotini (did not vote, no points awarded) - 2 votes (9 pts)
7: XJ40 - 1 vote (6 pts)

"So Franz, how are your drivers performing this season?"
"Well, Pierre is pulling it together, while Daniil seems to be losing focus."

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Touring Mars - 156***
2: MaxAttack - 121*
3: Flex0r - 116*
4: Jimlaad43 - 114**
5: XJ40 - 107*
6: Famine - 61
7: ro_har_ - 40
8: NotThePrez - 32*
9: Pupik - 30
10: Pezzarinho17 - 30
11: TenEightyOne - 25*
12: Sum1s2pid - 15
13: Dotini - 13
14=: -Fred-, Yellowbeard - 12
16: Kowhai - 10
17: dlsheron - 7
18: FutureF1 - 5​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Eleven - EIFEL

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[Jimlaad43]

"So Daniel, why did you forget to do a Shoey?"
"Eifel over"

 

[XJ40]

Daniel enjoys the return to mid podium refuelling.

 

[FutureF1]

Max is clearly still upset about Baku 2018, seen here hitting Daniel in the back as payback

 

[Pezzarinho17]

DR: "We should do something to celebrate this achievement with Hamilton... A shoey for Schuey?"
MV: "I was thinking a waterboard to the record!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Moetry in motion

 

[ro_har_]

Max and Daniel testing the new champagne shampoo

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round ELEVEN Results - Eifel
1: Touring Mars - 8 votes (25 pts)
2: XJ40 - 6 votes (18 pts)
3=: Jimlaad43, FutureF1 - 4 votes (14 pts)
5: ro_har_ - 3 votes (10 pts)
6: Pezzarinho17 - 2 votes (8 pts)

Moetry in motion

Standings
(* denotes round win)
1: Touring Mars - 181****
2: Jimlaad43 - 128**
3: XJ40 - 125*
4: MaxAttack - 121*
5: Flex0r - 116*
6: Famine - 61
7: ro_har_ - 50
8: Pezzarinho17 - 38
9: NotThePrez - 32*
10: Pupik - 30
11: TenEightyOne - 25*
12: FutureF1 - 19
13: Sum1s2pid - 15
14: Dotini - 13
15=: -Fred-, Yellowbeard - 12
17: Kowhai - 10
18: dlsheron - 7
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