F1 Caption Game 2024 - São PauloFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Mick Schumacher poses next to Haas' trophy cabinet.



Have fun with these ones from this Haas and Aldi photoshoot.

 

[Liquid]

That's Haasda Price.

Oh wait...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Haas show off their pool of young driver talent

 

[Famine]

Haas hires a more competent second driver to team up with Schumacher.

Mick stages a protest to all those My Little Pony photoshoots.

 

[Liquid]

 

[DG_Silva]

Red Bull powertrains doing more whining than Max...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round One - Bahrain

(Picture chosen by @MaxAttack)

Entries by Monday 28th March 1700 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.



Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Charles: "If you watch carefully Carlos you'll spot the exact moment where Christian tries to call Michael Masi to get the race stopped at lap 54"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Carlos: "Whoa, look at all that smoke from the Fireworks"
Charles: "No Carlos, that's just where Red Bull's hopes and dreams have gone up in"

 

[XJ40]

Enzo would be proud.

Final entry

 

[Blitz24]

Charles and Carlos are admiring how far their corks from the champagne flew up in the air, signifying how successful Ferrari will be in 2022.

 

[Touring Mars]

Things are looking up at Ferrari

 

[ro_har_]

Charles and Carlos spot a purple plane flying over head with a banner saying "Lewis should have won"

 

[pumaATTACK]

Ferrari eagerly looking up waiting for the Bahreign to fall on Red Bulls parade.

 

[Famine]

Leclerc: No Christian don't! You have so much to live for!
Sainz: Do a flip!

 

[Flex0r]

Carlos: Mattia said that if we finish on the podium it would give him an incredible high.

Charles: Incredibly high indeed! But how do we get him back down?

 

[MaxAttack]

Sainz, giggling: Hey Charles, what do you call it when the red bull engine gives you a free 1-2?
Leclerc: I don't know, Carlos?
Sainz: That's right Charlie, Car loss!
Whole podium groans

 

[Redneckchef]

Sainz and Leclerc look up to see the fireworks they heard before realizing it's just the engine to Horner's road car exploding.

 

[Liquid]

Leclerc: "We race as one", right?
Sainz: Actually we race as one-two.

 

[Solo]

Leclerc: Hey Carlos, should we tell Red Bull about the typo on their hospitality?
Carlos: No, Red Bull really does give you Wiiins.

 

[Peter.]

Leclerc and Sainz watch on as Red Bull's new engines are delivered by Wish.

Final Entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

Carlos: Hey look, a shooting star!
Charles: Why's it heading to Jeddah?

FINAL ENTRY

 

[Jimlaad43]

Due to me being ultra-busy today the deadline has been extended to tomorrow 8am

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Two - Saudi Arabia

Entries by Tuesday 6th April 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full UPDATED rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[ro_har_]

Finally some good ****ing qualifying

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Daily Mail: "After Gordon Ramsey was told he would hand the pole position trophy to the fastest qualifier, he looks confused as a hardcore Red Bull fan asks for a photo with him."

 

[XJ40]

Ramsay introduces the XXL burnt calamari eating contest.

 

[Touring Mars]

Be careful Checo, pole-sitting is illegal in this country.

 

[MaxAttack]

"This week, I'm at Casa De Checo with the owner Mr. Perez for some classic Mexican cuisine. It's the first time I've had Chimichangas served with a glass of Red Bull."

 

[Blitz24]

Checo, I will try my best but I'm not sure I can prepare this tyre to be delectable.