F1 Caption Game 2024 - São PauloFormula 1

[ro_har_]

Lewis hoping to win £250

 

[XJ40]

The salary of the new Drive To Survive cameraman meant savings had to be made on equipment.

 

[Flex0r]

After another series of budget cuts, Lewis is trying out the new visor-cam.

 

[Pupik]

Due to Lewis's masterful performance of Time Warp, the paddock is stunned by his decision to no longer drive for Brawn GP.

 

[ElectricNaz]

Max Verstappen spotted going undercover dressed as Lewis Hamilton to get photos of the Mercedes front wing

 

[Jimlaad43]

After jabbing the button too hard, Hamilton has another Record breaking season

 

[Liquid]

Schadenfreude, n.
Lewis Hamilton records the Red Bull post-race debriefing.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FIFTEEN results - The Netherlands
1=: @Liquid @Touring Mars - 8 votes (21 pts)
3: @Pupik - 3 votes (15 pts)
4: @Jimlaad43 - 2 votes (12 pts)
5=: @XJ40 @ro_har_ @ElectricNaz - 1 vote (8 pts)

The Armco Worrier

Sargeant major malfunction

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid**^^ - 214
2: XJ40*** - 198
3: Touring Mars****^ - 178

4: ro_har_^^ - 177
5: Jimlaad43*^^ - 166
6: Flex0r*^ - 150
7: desmodan - 33
8: Pupik - 30
9: Peter. - 16
10=: Akwaaba, ElectricNaz - 8
12: NickGuy - 5

Touring Mars jumps into the top 3 with a 5th win of the season.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round SIXTEEN results - Italy
1: @ro_har_ - 8 votes (25 pts)
2: @XJ40 - 7 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Flex0r, @ElectricNaz - 3 points (13 pts)
5: @Liquid - 2 votes (10 pts)
6: @Jimlaad43 - 1 vote (8 pts)

Lewis hoping to win £250​

Current totals for the season are:

(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid**^^ - 224
2: XJ40*** - 216
3: ro_har_*^^ - 202

4: Touring Mars****^ - 178
5: Jimlaad43*^^ - 174
6: Flex0r*^ - 163
7: desmodan - 33
8: Pupik - 30
9: ElectricNaz - 21
10: Peter. - 16
11: Akwaaba - 8
12: NickGuy - 5


A first outright win for @ro_har_ jumps them up into an ever-closing top 3.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Seventeen - Azerbaijan

Entries by Wednesday 25th September 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[ro_har_]

Forming an orderly queue for Sauber's second seat

 

[Liquid]

The FIA's rules on conga-grating in parc ferme appear to have been relaxed.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Baku's decision to only install only one Portaloo causes problems in Parc Ferme

 

[ElectricNaz]

Tag, you're "it"

 

[Touring Mars]

Zhou Guanyu is weighing up his options after another dismal result for Stake F1

 

[XJ40]

Scale Operator: "Yeah, can you jump up and down Zhou, I'm not getting a reading."

 

[Flex0r]

Lewis: Hey Franco, is this the queue for the swear jar?

 

[Flex0r]

@Jimlaad43: knock knock.

 

[Touring Mars]

@Jimlaad43: knock knock.

Zhou's there?

 

[Liquid]

Zhou's there?

Guanyu, I've had enough of your puns.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Eighteen - Singapore

Entries by Tuesday 8th October 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Liquid]

Fraternal Finns find familiar foundation for finding fault forgoing former foes' firms.

 

[ElectricNaz]

As soon as the Finns hear the term "it's like a sauna here", Mika and Valtteri try their absolute best to keep all their clothes on despite their inner desires

 

[XJ40]

Dr Hakkinen explains to Bottas that the little green man he saw was only his teammate.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"...and then the day before they fire you, announce you're taking a sabbatical and it sounds like you never truly left!"

 

[Flex0r]

Mika: Valterri to Finnish first, first you have got to be Finnish.

Valterri: Jeez, Mika have you been clubbing with Kimi again?

Mika: No officer!

 

[Liquid]

Changing my entry if there's time:

Häkkinen: "Yes, I know you're Finnish."
Bottas: "I'm not finished, I'm 35."

Some deep Antti Niemi sauce for those in the know.

 

[ro_har_]

Bottas showing off his chest hair which is shaved into the shape of the Finnish Flag

 

[Touring Mars]

Man in middle: So that's why they call it the Finnish line!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round SEVENTEEN results - Azerbaijan
1: @Flex0r - 6 votes (25 pts)
2: @Jimlaad43 - 5 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Liquid, @ElectricNaz - 3 votes (13 pts)
5=: @ro_har_, @XJ40 - 2 votes (9 pts)

Lewis: Hey Franco, is this the queue for the swear jar?

Current totals for the season are:

(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid**^^ - 237
2: XJ40*** - 225
3: ro_har_*^^ - 211

4: Jimlaad43*^^ - 192
5: Flex0r**^ - 188
6: Touring Mars****^ - 178
7: ElectricNaz - 34
8: desmodan - 33
9: Pupik - 30
10: Peter. - 16
11: Akwaaba - 8
12: NickGuy - 5


@Flex0r gets their third win of the season to close the gap to the top 3.​