A:
"This background is pretty trippy Oscar, who won? Are we human or are we dancers?"
B:
Charles: What do you mean "Your team got the strategy wrong but you still won"?
C:
Thank god someone finally did what we have all been thinking
D:
Charles: "Please congratulate Lando on your first win..."
E:
The spirit of Michael Schumacher appears to congratulate Oscar Piastri on a gifted-to-you-by-your-teammate 1-2 victory.
F:
Charles: Well everything is sorted, welcome to the Leclerc family!
Charles walking away
Oscar: Charles you know it was a joke right!? Charles...... Charles wait.....
A:
George Russell fist bumps the engineer who reminded him to go to the toilet before the race started.
B:George: All right let's do this. fist bump
Engineer: Toto said that we as a team should stick together shows tube of superglue
George: Every time.... 😖
C:
George celebrating Lewis's win
D:
Mech: "Got your nose!"
GR: "Wait I need that it weighs 1.5kg..."
E:Engineer: Good luck today, I hope you win and enjoy some alcohol-free champagne!
GR: "Alcohol-free" champagne?
Engineer: Yeh, everyone knows you're a lightweight.
F:One potato, two potato, three potato four.
Five potato, six potato, your win is no more!
A:
Everyone always asks "What the F--- is a KILOMETER?", but never asks "How the F--- is the KILOMETER?"
B:
Logan dejectedly trying to push over the guardrail, after it had cost him the rest of his F1 career
C:
The Armco Worrier
D:
The bar proved to be set too high.
E:
Sargeant major malfunction
F:
It's so L'over
G:
This racing
Is a yearning thing
How much cash
Can my sponsors bring?
Florida man
is Liberty's desire
Results went down
in a fling of tire
Logan's run
Went into a burning ring of fired
At Zandvoort he just about retired
But pressure went up, as the risk went higher
And it burns, burns, burns like Andretti's ire.
H:
"AND I forgot to feed the dog this morning"
A:
Lewis hoping to win £250
B:
The salary of the new Drive To Survive cameraman meant savings had to be made on equipment.
C:
After another series of budget cuts, Lewis is trying out the new visor-cam.
D:
Due to Lewis's masterful performance of Time Warp, the paddock is stunned by his decision to no longer drive for Brawn GP.
E:
Max Verstappen spotted going undercover dressed as Lewis Hamilton to get photos of the Mercedes front wing
F:
After jabbing the button too hard, Hamilton has another Record breaking season
G:
Schadenfreude, n.
Lewis Hamilton records the Red Bull post-race debriefing.