A:
The new Alfa Romeo Spyder didn't quite have the impact the bosses had hoped.
B:
"Down came the rainu, and washed out... TSUCHIGUMO!"
C:
In case you don't know anything about Japanese spiders, there's plenty of information on the web.
D:
The Japanese GP organisers try a new car recovery method
E:
In preparation for a potential washout over the weekend, Japanese GP officials are testing out new entertainment ideas on a wire. They look to win a webby.
F:
Thanks to the lockdowns nature returns to Suzuka with the giant Godzilla spider stalking its smaller Italian cousin
G:
David Attenborough: Here we see one of the spiders from the Fukushima nuclear power plant, having migrated to the Suzuka circuit for some fast food.
H:
Suzuka's most beloved pet: Spoon Spider
I:
A new weight of expectation for Zhou Guanyu in Japan started to really Pylon the pressure
A:
Have you got enough meatballs to make Gunther dinner yet?
B:
Vettel's plan to get Haas to enquire about Alonso's car would be his Magnussen opus.
C:
Vettel showing Magnussen how close they were to causing a red flag when he was in the lead.
D:
Vettel demonstrating how big he thinks Karthikeyan’s cucumber is
E:
Your balls Picture
My Balls Expands fingers
Fernando's balls Arms full stretch
F:
"Kevin, because we are in America, you have THIS much margin for error when racing me."
G:
KM: Oh no, not the 'I've seen Christian Horner in the shower' anecdote again...
H:
Seb: Look, I know it will be expensive, but just pinch it!
Kevin: Come on Seb I'm not doing that.
Seb: Oh come on, just walk to Lewis's car and pinch that bad boy, [low voice] oh yeah pinch that rear wing!
I:
"With just a small movement Kevin, I can make your car fly"
J:
"If Taki Inoue's racecraft is represented by my arms stretched out, then «this» is my team-mate."
K:
Vettel: I think my teammate misunderstood my pronunciation of "Keep Austin Weird".