F1 Caption Game 2025 - JAPAN openFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

ROUND 3 - Japan

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[ElectricNaz]

Jack Doohan is already being treated as an outcast by Flavio Briatore - banished from Alpine Hospitality, he's been spotted queuing for the public port-a-loo's

 

[Liquid]

Jack Doohan thought he knew what the team meant when they told him it was brown trousers time so early in the season.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Alpine told me this is where we meet, Dad. The DOO DOO corner"

 

[Flex0r]

Jack: As I already explained Dad, I really needed to go number 2, so I "Parked" the car.

 

[ro_har_]

Jack is escorted to his new accommodation for the weekend, a brown capsule hotel.

 

[Touring Mars]

Doohan asking Doohan how he's doing.

 

[XJ40]

"And here we have the Helmut Marko Driving Development Centre of Excellence"