F1 Caption Game 2025 - SAUDI ARABIAFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

ROUND 3 - Japan

Entries by Monday 14th April 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[ElectricNaz]

Jack Doohan is already being treated as an outcast by Flavio Briatore - banished from Alpine Hospitality, he's been spotted queuing for the public port-a-loo's

 

[Liquid]

Jack Doohan thought he knew what the team meant when they told him it was brown trousers time so early in the season.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Alpine told me this is where we meet, Dad. The DOO DOO corner"

 

[Flex0r]

Jack: As I already explained Dad, I really needed to go number 2, so I "Parked" the car.

 

[ro_har_]

Jack is escorted to his new accommodation for the weekend, a brown capsule hotel.

 

[Touring Mars]

Doohan asking Doohan how he's doing.

 

[XJ40]

"And here we have the Helmut Marko Driving Development Centre of Excellence"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWO Results - China
1: @Liquid - 12 votes (25 Pts)
2: @XJ40 - 5 votes (18 Pts)
3=: @ro_har_, @Jimlaad43, @ElectricNaz - 3 votes (12 Pts)
6: @Touring Mars - 1 vote (6 Pts)

"Oh wait! When I told him we need to shave off another tenth, I meant of a second not a kilo."

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40* - 43
2: Liquid* - 34
3: Jimlaad43 - 30

4: ro_har_ - 27
5: Touring Mars - 18
6: ElectricNaz - 12
7: desmodan - 9

A dominant win for Liquid in round 2!​

 

[Jimlaad43]

ROUND 4 - Bahrain

Entries by Tuesday 22nd April 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[ro_har_]

Toto still shocked that young George Russell can go for a long time without any kind of technology

 

[Jimlaad43]

After a difficult end to the race, Toto is happy to see that George didn't lose focus until after the chequered flag.

 

[Liquid]

Russell is a huge hit at the post-GP karaoke session with his renditions of Africa and Hungry Like The Wolff.

 

[ElectricNaz]

The exact moment that Toto Wolf forgot he was married, as he admires George from a distance

 

[Touring Mars]

GR: "I'm confident that I'm going to win the World Championship by the time I'm 30"

Toto looks on as George Russell begins his new career as a stand-up comedian.

 

[XJ40]

"Toughest challenge I've faced? Getting Toto, a goat, and a cabbage across a river"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round THREE Results - Japan
1=: @XJ40, @Touring Mars - 8 votes (21 pts)
3=: @Liquid, @Jimlaad43 - 3 votes (13 pts)
5=: @ElectricNaz, @ro_har_ - 1 vote (9 pts)

Doohan asking Doohan how he's doing.

"And here we have the Helmut Marko Driving Development Centre of Excellence"

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40*^ - 61
2: Liquid* - 47
3: Jimlaad43 - 43

4: Touring Mars^ - 39
5: ro_har_ - 36
6: ElectricNaz - 21
7: desmodan - 9

A joint win for @XJ40 and @Touring Mars is our first shared points of the year.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

ROUND 5 - Saudi Arabia

Entries by Tuesday 29th April 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Liquid]

Much like Williams' last number one being in the late 90s, the Jengaboys make a desperate attempt to recapture former glories.

 

[XJ40]

The Stakes have never been higher. The loser has to drive a Sauber

 

[Touring Mars]

Alex Albon: I've not seen this much blocking since FP2!