Fitting an afro into a baseball helmet

[Omnis]

It's this: more like and afro:

Stop playing baseball. Take up painting.

 

[Spacegoat]

Stop playing baseball. Take up painting.

 

[W3H5]

It's not your hair that's too big, it's the baseball helmet which is too small. I present to you a solution:

 

[Schwartz]

Whoops, double post.

 

[Schwartz]

Stop playing baseball. Take up painting.

Or aerobics.

I present to you a solution:

As do I. You could be an Asshole, they'll even give you this helmet:

 

[Cano]

 

[Omnis]

Or aerobics.

 

[Schwartz]

Bob Ross

I isn't estupid Omnis, I got it. But since we're doing it that way now:

 

[Omnis]

I know. But you brought Richard Simmons onto Bob Ross's level-- a level on which he does not belong.

 

[Schwartz]

I want to know how one can meet the criteria of being on Bob Ross' level, then.

 

[TB]

^ One needs only to be Bob Ross as he is his own level of awesome.

Chuck Norris looks up to him.

 

[Small_Fryz]

Wear a helmet a few sizes too big for you.

 

[Taiga]

I got your fix.

Get a haircut like this:

Cut your helmet/hat into a half-head shape.
Only show the covered side of your head during games and the afro part in other times.
Bam, best of both worlds, you got your gear and chicks digging your half-'fro.

In all seriousness though, your afro doesn't look too big, a slightly oversized helmet might be your actual fix. Or just squish all available hair under your current gear. That should fix it.

 

[saxplayer1998]

My head was tilted up so it didn't look as big as it was. And I'm relatively new, so is there a thread of the year and if there's not there really should be. I also find it hilarious how some people are posting nonsense and how some people are trying to help.

 

[Small_Fryz]

I also find it hilarious how some people are posting nonsense and how some people are trying to help.

Indeed, this thread is extremely hairlarious.

 

[ZohsixGT5]

What happens when you get an afro wet? Does it just fall down to the sides?

 

[photonrider]

What happens when you get an afro wet?

I had an afro when I was a teen (and when I was a little older, too.) There's a recent pic of me somewhere out in this (unedited )forum and it still looks like an afro even at my age. Getting it wet makes a huge spaghetti mess on one's head, down your neck and ears, and a real problem to dry with a towel alone.

Do . . . um . . .people like afros?
All I can tell you is everybody wanted to touch my hair. Bastards. Sometimes they wouldn't stop, just feeling away with a glazed look in their eyes, till I yelled and pulled away. A helmet is required at all times, actually.

 

[Villain]

I also find it hilarious how some people are posting nonsense and how some people are trying to help.

Welcome to

 

[phillgt2002]

He's white though.

 

[Monatsende]

Well, it`s a cap, not a helmet. Nice try though...

Sorry that I don`t have a proper solution. Gold thread!!!


I guess he can help.

 

[Danny]

I think the word you're looking for is better.

Oh, and off.

 

[CinnamonOD]

Thread of the year

Maybe dye it and pretend it is a helmet?

 

[Slash]

It's this: more like and afro:

Wow man, nice necklace. I'm jealous.

My head was tilted up so it didn't look as big as it was. And I'm relatively new, so is there a thread of the year and if there's not there really should be. I also find it hilarious how some people are posting nonsense and how some people are trying to help.

Welcome to GTP.

I think the word you're looking for is better.

Oh, and off.

Haha. Thread of the year stuff right here/

 

[Spacegoat]

Welcome to gtplanet the internet.

Fixed.

 

[NissanSkylineN1]

Wear a skullcap.

 

[W3H5]

What happens when you get an afro wet? Does it just fall down to the sides?

Nothing. It's (mine was anyway) like duck down. Totally waterproof.

All I can tell you is everybody wanted to touch my hair. Bastards. Sometimes they wouldn't stop, just feeling away with a glazed look in their eyes, till I yelled and pulled away.

Doesn't matter too much when all of the people touching or wanting to touch your hair are hot Asian girls.

I think the word you're looking for is better.

Thanks.

Oh, and off.

...And (I made that in rather a rush! Please excuse typo.)

 

[Antmeg26]

Thread of the year

Maybe dye it and pretend it is a helmet?

👍
I second this suggestion

 

[saxplayer1998]

Oh well, it came down to this and I got it cut, like seriously cut. But no harm done, my helmet fits and I'm in good shape to make the team. Thanks for the suggestion but none helped...at all. I actually got it cut over a month ago. One of my friends was so mad he refused to talk to me for the month and it worked, he actualy didn't speak a word to me for 1 month and 1 day.

 

[Wiegert]

Thanks for the suggestion but none helped...at all.

Apart from the first suggestion I made, it seems. Good to know it worked out for you though.

One of my friends was so mad he refused to talk to me for the month and it worked, he actualy didn't speak a word to me for 1 month and 1 day.

Damn. That 1 extra day just rubbed even more salt into the wound.

This is the first case I've heard of someone completely ignoring a friend because they shaved their afro. Maybe you could have bagged the cutting and gave it to him to make up for it.

 

[saxplayer1998]

Apart from the first suggestion I made, it seems. Good to know it worked out for you though.



Damn. That 1 extra day just rubbed even more salt into the wound.

This is the first case I've heard of someone completely ignoring a friend because they shaved their afro. Maybe you could have bagged the cutting and gave it to him to make up for it.

People suggested, but that would be straight up creepy.

Oh and this is the ressurection on the post.