Free Christmas Car

[SopranoStylle]

Made me laugh...until I took an arrow to the knee

Lol someone please explain the arrow to the knee for me..it flew right over my head

 

[popcorn]

In Skyrim, all of the guards use the same phrase: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.". People noticed and it became a meme.

 

[andy54321]

1, My 8 year old son got the Sims for Christmas, he was showing me around his house where he showed me his wife sleeping in her bed, in the kitchen. I'm so proud of that boy.

2, I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas.Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...

3, "What do you like more," my wife asked, "Christmas or sex?"
"Christmas, of course!" I replied.
"Why is that?" she asked."Because that happens more often!" I said.

 

[RacingJon]

Q:How many holes in golf does Santa need to win?
A, 3 (Hole! Hole! Hole!)

Q: What is Santa's favorite iPad game?
A: Angry Reindeer! (North Pole version of Angry Birds!)

Q: What is Santa's favorite movie?
A: The Santa Clause!

Merry Christmas!

 

[ildd]

1, My 8 year old son got the Sims for Christmas, he was showing me around his house where he showed me his wife sleeping in her bed, in the kitchen. I'm so proud of that boy.

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that is amazing DD