Funny: Amazon Haribo Reviews

[ProjectWHaT]

10/10
"Very funny" "Would read again" "ha!"

 

[Sage Ages]

I need those...

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Those Haribo reviews were absolutely hilarious! Maybe I'll get some...

 

[Valkyrie427]

My sister told me about those Haribo gummy bear reviews. I thought she just stumbled across a troll group. I was wrong.

 

[Chrunch Houston]

I need those...

Those Haribo reviews were absolutely hilarious! Maybe I'll get some...

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/?tag=gtplanet-20

 

[Jimlaad43]

If they're sugar free, how do they cause flatulence?

 

[DG_Silva]

If they're sugar free, how do they cause flatulence?

Not just flatulence, but diarrhetic behaviour. It's because of the artificial sweetener they use, which is sorbitol. Most products containing sorbitol have a warning on their pack, but it seems as if the Haribo bears either have an extremely high amount of it in them, or people are munching away on 40-50 at a time.

 

[David]

Man those Haribo gummi reviews were hysterical. Some even better ones if you go to the actual amazon page. This one might be the funniest:

http://www.amazon.com/review/R30I8V...ASIN=B000EVQWKC&nodeID=16310101&store=grocery

 

[Adamgp]

Sister sent me a link to the gummy bear reviews the other day. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

 

[David]

Yeah, it's a good thing I was the only one in the office this morning when I was reading them. The most eloquently written potty humor you'll ever find

 

[Omnis]

10/10
"Very funny" "Would read again" "ha!"

Ah, maltitol. Your intestines shall literally overflow with bacteria.

 

[dan0543]

I love how the listing says it can cause intestinal distress if eaten in excess, and yet they make the effort to sell them in 5 pound bags

 

[homeforsummer]

Excellent stuff. I almost died when I got to the "underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans" line.

 

[ildd]

"I know what real chocolate rain is now"
I'm crying from laughter.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Wait a sec. How is this a new thread. I thought I posted it in the funny pics thread.

 

[DG_Silva]

Mods decided to split it off, probably getting too many posts about the same thing, and interrupting the flow of the FPT.

 

[PeterJB]

And yet you created a thread title...

 

[ProjectWHaT]

And yet you created a thread title...

A mod probably added the title.