Funny Conversations Thread.
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Sorry, has been done already.
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/weirdest-funniest-auto-correct.264186/#post-7612244
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/weirdest-funniest-auto-correct.264186/#post-7612244
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That thread is specifically for autocorrect mishaps.
This is for various funny conversations, not bound to phones only.
And the example conversation doesn't even contain an autocorrect mishap. It doesn't seem to contain autocorrect at all.
And if it's not a funny conversation, but a joke told in conversation form, it can go here Joke thread
This is for various funny conversations, not bound to phones only.
And the example conversation doesn't even contain an autocorrect mishap. It doesn't seem to contain autocorrect at all.
And if it's not a funny conversation, but a joke told in conversation form, it can go here Joke thread
Yep, you're correct. I was wrong.That thread is specifically for autocorrect mishaps.
This is for various funny conversations, not bound to phones only.
And the example conversation doesn't even contain an autocorrect mishap. It doesn't seem to contain autocorrect at all.
And if it's not a funny conversation, but a joke told in conversation form, it can go here Joke thread
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Not really funny converstations per se but nevertheless it's worth sharing:
* Czechoslovakia: in a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages
* Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
* Greek/Greece: in a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
* Romania: in a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
* Russia: at a monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
* Russian/Russia: a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.6
* Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
* Switzerland: in a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream.
* Taiwan: the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead".
* Thailand: an ad for donkey rides asked "Would you like to ride on your own ass?".
* Thailand: in a Bangkok dry-cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
* Thailand: in a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
* Yugoslavia: a sign in a hotel read "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway.".
* South Africa: in a Rhodes tailor's shop: Order your summers suit. Because in big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
* Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.
* When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read English.
* Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese.
Bangkok ~ In a temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
France ~ In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
Hong Kong ~ Outside a tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Hong Kong ~ In an advertisement by a dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
Hungary ~ In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Italy ~ In a laundry in Rome:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Japan ~ in a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
Japan ~ In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Japan ~ In an information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Japan ~ In a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Mexico ~ In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Norway ~ In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Poland ~ On the menu of a hotel:
Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.
Rhodes ~ In a tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Romania ~ in a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Russia ~ From the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 SovietRepublic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
Russia ~ In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Serbia ~ In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
Switzerland ~ On a menu:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Switzerland ~ In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Yugoslavia ~ In a hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
AND, one that shows us how some products should never make it to another country promoted with the same name:
Australia To Spain ~ The Mitsubishi four wheel drive marketed in Australia as the “Pajero” was the cause of great embarrassment in Spain where “Pajero” means “masturbator”.
* A British boy studying the language in Germany was riding the school bus home. As it was summer the bus became really hot. In a typically British way of asking for the window to be opened he implied it rather that clearly stated it so asked the boy next to him, 'Bist du heiss?' (Are you hot?). The boy turned and looked with a startled expression. All the other passengers started to giggle. In the end someone explained he had asked his fellow passenger if he 'felt hot' - i.e. was feeling passionate.
* An expat Brit had just moved to Japan and was at a welcome party held in their honour with their new Japanese colleagues. Having just come from Italy, when everyone raised their glasses for a toast he exclaimed "cin cin!" which means "cheers" in Italian. Unbeknown to the poor expat was that "cin cin" meant 'small penis' in Japanese.
* "Sweat Dreams" (hotel in Poland) - guess the air-conditioning doesn't work.
* Czechoslovakia: in a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages
* Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
* Greek/Greece: in a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
* Romania: in a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
* Russia: at a monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
* Russian/Russia: a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.6
* Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
* Switzerland: in a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream.
* Taiwan: the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead".
* Thailand: an ad for donkey rides asked "Would you like to ride on your own ass?".
* Thailand: in a Bangkok dry-cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
* Thailand: in a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
* Yugoslavia: a sign in a hotel read "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway.".
* South Africa: in a Rhodes tailor's shop: Order your summers suit. Because in big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
* Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.
* When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read English.
* Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave", in Chinese.
Bangkok ~ In a temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
France ~ In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
Hong Kong ~ Outside a tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Hong Kong ~ In an advertisement by a dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
Hungary ~ In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Italy ~ In a laundry in Rome:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Japan ~ in a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
Japan ~ In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Japan ~ In an information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Japan ~ In a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Mexico ~ In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Norway ~ In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Poland ~ On the menu of a hotel:
Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.
Rhodes ~ In a tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Romania ~ in a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Russia ~ From the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 SovietRepublic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
Russia ~ In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Serbia ~ In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
Switzerland ~ On a menu:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Switzerland ~ In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Yugoslavia ~ In a hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
AND, one that shows us how some products should never make it to another country promoted with the same name:
Australia To Spain ~ The Mitsubishi four wheel drive marketed in Australia as the “Pajero” was the cause of great embarrassment in Spain where “Pajero” means “masturbator”.
* A British boy studying the language in Germany was riding the school bus home. As it was summer the bus became really hot. In a typically British way of asking for the window to be opened he implied it rather that clearly stated it so asked the boy next to him, 'Bist du heiss?' (Are you hot?). The boy turned and looked with a startled expression. All the other passengers started to giggle. In the end someone explained he had asked his fellow passenger if he 'felt hot' - i.e. was feeling passionate.
* An expat Brit had just moved to Japan and was at a welcome party held in their honour with their new Japanese colleagues. Having just come from Italy, when everyone raised their glasses for a toast he exclaimed "cin cin!" which means "cheers" in Italian. Unbeknown to the poor expat was that "cin cin" meant 'small penis' in Japanese.
* "Sweat Dreams" (hotel in Poland) - guess the air-conditioning doesn't work.
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Worth giving this a go myself.
Language warning:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751
This is what happens when people smash weights into their heads.
Seriously though, worth reading the posts xD
Language warning:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751
This is what happens when people smash weights into their heads.
Seriously though, worth reading the posts xD
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