Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Azure Flare]

 

[gnomefromnome]

 

[MatskiMonk]

^ I can relate to that last one!

 

[Bo]

 

[Slash]

 

[250 GTO]

Bacon is 60% OK meat, 20% Disgusting fat and 20% a mixture of both with too much fat to make it worth eating.

I remember a couple of years ago, reading about some guy who had written some anti-american/anti-Bush stuff on his facebook/Twitter, as a joke. And because of it he was refused entry to the US when he tried to go there a year later for vacation.
Whether it's true or not I don't know, but my point is this. Because of what you just wrote here, you may find it difficult to get into Denmark, if one day you feel like visiting... Just say'in :-)

 

[RocZX]

 

[Slash]

 

[Davidies]

I actually hate that smell. It smells like... freshly cut grass sending a distress signal, apparently.

 

[axletramp]

No bacon, I'm afraid...

More here. But bear in mind there's a reason I haven't posted them here. Language warning, but definitely the funniest ones.

 

[Dan]

The last one. Oh my god.

 

[axletramp]

The last one. Oh my god.

In the link? Yes. The duck one as well.

 

[TB]

Rape when greenstuffs? When the hell else would you do it?!?

 

[Pupik]

This is why I want to go to China...This.

 

[BobK]

Well, at least I've learned one Chinese character from that site.

 

[Dan]

In the link? Yes. The duck one as well.

I wasn't referring to that one. The duck one killed me.

Well, at least I've learned one Chinese character from that site.

Me too! And people say you don't learn anything on this site.

 

[Slash]

 

[TB]

Dear Dave,

You're too good for Nikki because she can't properly use your and you're in a sentence.

You are, however, an ass for doing that to your kids.

❤ TB & well, just TB

 

[Johnny1996]

@TB: I like how you can sneak little things like proper grammar usage tips in with your posts.

 

[TB]

@TB: I like how you can sneak little things like proper grammar usage tips in with your posts.

Yeah. Sneaky like a sledgehammer.

 

[Johnny1996]

Yeah. Sneaky like a sledgehammer.

I'm honestly surprised you didn't say that other type of hammer, if you know what I mean.

 

[Ken]

Framing hammer? Ball-pean hammer? MC Hammer?

 

[Akmuq]

 

[TB]

I'm honestly surprised you didn't say that other type of hammer, if you know what I mean.

I had... that other one... typed then changed it as I figured that's what everyone would expect.

 

[Dan]

The best hammer is the Hammer to Fall.

 

[Slash]

 

[Dan]

Wrong.

 

[Ken]

I've got to go with @CallmeDan on this one. Sorry @Slash.

 

[Azure Flare]

It's Queen, of course it was better.

 

[Rage Racer]

What's going on at FIFA World Cup now: