Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Pupik]

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Subtract 30 miles an hour for Constructiondor!
(WHEN WORKERS PRESENT)

 

[V0RT3X]

 

[Small_Fryz]

 

[250 GTO]

When did this become the "dad joke" thread?

 

[axletramp]

When did this become the "dad joke" thread?

As a father I find this comment highly offensive. However, these jokes are hilarious even if they did steal the lot from me. Can't believe they missed - "I recently had sex with a carpet." "Was it a quality shag?"

 

[catamount39]

That puntastic

 

[Pupik]

When did this become the "dad joke" thread?

Whoa there! I use bad puns at work, too!

 

[250 GTO]

As a father I find this comment highly offensive. However, these jokes are hilarious even if they did steal the lot from me. Can't believe they missed - "I recently had sex with a carpet." "Was it a quality shag?"

That definitely deserves a like

👍

 

[dxm8975]

Just a little sequel to pun images.

 

[AlvaroF]

 

[Danoff]

 

[Dennisch]

Aah, the memories.

 

[dxm8975]

Meh what on earth is Forrest Trump

 

[Pupik]

Meh what on earth is Forrest Trump

He plants trees and makes Mexico pay for it.

 

[Small_Fryz]

 

[V0RT3X]

You know who you are......

 

[Barra333]

Aah, the memories.

You can fit the Dutch Euro 2016 highlights on the same disc!

 

[Dennisch]

You can fit the Dutch Euro 2016 highlights on the same disc!

You don't even need one!

But the qualifying highlights will fit though. In HD.

 

[Flex0r]

 

[V0RT3X]

 

[Liquid]

 

[Pupik]

My wife and I will have this conversation for no reason at all, just to confuse our kids on long car rides. According to the commentary, they ad-libbed a good chunk of the conversation.

...Oh, it's an Albany expression.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I'm missing the reference here I think...

 

[JR98]

I'm missing the reference here I think...

 

[Liquid]

I'm missing the reference here I think...

S07E21 - 22 Short Films About Springfield

 

[250 GTO]

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I got one of those bad boys too. Best gift ever!

 

[Barra333]

I got one of those bad boys too. Best gift ever!

I have one too. It has crashed a couple of times due to insecure hardware, but is an otherwise sound investment in crumble futures.

 

[250 GTO]

I have one too. It has crashed a couple of times due to insecure hardware, but is an otherwise sound investment in crumble futures.

I upgraded the hardware on mine, so it's compatible with potatoes as well. A real timesaver!

 

[Liquid]

I want whatever drugs Joan Cornella is on.

 

[Spacegoat]