Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[gnomefromnome]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Spoiler

 

[boiltheocean]

 

[GTPVenomZombie]

I don't know if this appropriate or not. If it isn't, please feel free to take it off. But I saw this post & screenshotted it on facebook. It is NOT my post *on facebook.* I would never joke about Autism. It's a serious condition. Some will probably see a light side to it. I just found the PS420 & Edgebox369 & the Sonic hilarious & it's Gran Turismo related *so I thought I would screenshot it.* Something I've never seen before. But here y'all go...

 

[Flex0r]

It's talk like a pirate day today.
So here arrrr some pirate themed images.

 

[TB]

It is NOT my post, I would never joke about Autism.

But this one is and you just did.

 

[GTPVenomZombie]

But this one is and you just did.

Haha, I mean post on Facebook. I'll correct it.

 

[TB]

Haha, I mean post on Facebook. I'll correct it.

 

[GTPVenomZombie]

 

[Liquid]

 

[Danoff]

 

[Kurei]

@TB, @GTPVenomZombie, @Danoff

You call those "Funny pics"? - Alonso chuckles at you.

 

[adamp93]

 

[Flex0r]

 

[Danoff]

I've got to try that. Goes to bed at 2am (ha! did it), gets up at 10am same day (curses foiled again).

 

[Lizard]

I've got to try that. Goes to bed at 2am (ha! did it), gets up at 10am same day (curses foiled again).

You read that the wrong way round. It isn't get up on the same day, it's go to bed the same day.

 

[Danoff]

You read that the wrong way round. It isn't get up on the same day, it's go to bed the same day.

Unless you're doing something crazy (staying up a minimum of 24 hours), you go to bed and get up in the same day every day.

 

[Lizard]

Unless you're doing something crazy (staying up a minimum of 24 hours), you go to bed and get up in the same day every day.

Not me, I have a habit of staying up all night and sleeping in the day for some reason. So the clock ticks over to a new day before I go to bed.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Not me, I have a habit of staying up all night and sleeping in the day for some reason. So the clock ticks over to a new day before I go to bed.

So you go to bed at 1am and get up at 8am. That still counts as doing both in a day

 

[Danoff]

Not me, I have a habit of staying up all night and sleeping in the day for some reason. So the clock ticks over to a new day before I go to bed.

 

[Famine]

Unless you're doing something crazy (staying up a minimum of 24 hours), you go to bed and get up in the same day every day.

Normal people (like my wife) go to bed before midnight and get up the following morning. So they go to bed the same day they woke up.
Night people (like me) go to bed after midnight (ie the morning) and get up that same morning they went to bed. So they go to bed on a different day to the one they woke up.

 

[Danoff]

Normal people (like my wife) go to bed before midnight and get up the following morning. So they go to bed the same day they woke up.
Night people (like me) go to bed after midnight (ie the morning) and get up that same morning they went to bed. So they go to bed on a different day to the one they woke up.

This has now traveled well past where it should have ended. In the example above, you've only gone to bed on a different day than the one where you woke up between the hours of going to bed and waking up that day. So, for example, if you went to bed at 2am, and you wake up at 10am, you've only gone to bed on a different day than you woke up between the hours of 2 and 10am. Taking each day in total, you both wake up and go to bed in that day every day unless you stay up a minimum of 24 hours consecutively. In a given day, you've changed the order: go to sleep first, wake up second vs. wake up first, go to sleep second.

Apparently I can even, if enough people are puzzled.

 

[Famine]

In the example above, you've only gone to bed on a different day than the one where you woke up between the hours of going to bed and waking up that day.

Yep, that's all it means. It's a fortune cookie.

 

[W3H5]

You all need a hobby.

 

[Beeblebrox237]

You all need a hobby.

They have one: posting on an internet forum.

 

[Danoff]

Yep, that's all it means. It's a fortune cookie.

That's not a fortune cookie, that's [not-so]deep thought/comedy cookie. THESE are fortune cookies:

 

[Lizard]

So you go to bed at 1am and get up at 8am. That still counts as doing both in a day

You read it wrong too. It talks about going to bed on a different day to waking up, not waking up on a different day to going to bed.

And where did I say 1am? At it's most extreme I go to bed around 9am and get up at 5pm.

 

[Jimlaad43]

You read it wrong too. It talks about going to bed on a different day to waking up, not waking up on a different day to going to bed.

And where did I say 1am? At it's most extreme I go to bed around 9am and get up at 5pm.

Those times were more of an example than your habits.

But it's the same as when you ask someone "What year did New Year's Eve and New Year's Day occur in the same year?" It sounds like a trick, but the answer is "every year"

 

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