Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Serge.D]

 

[Boston77]

 

[TexRex]

 

[Serge.D]

 

[daan]

That cat is going to kill them both.

 

[TexRex]

That cat is going to kill them both.

The cat makes it for me.

 

[35mm]

My cat(s) would instantly move to my chair the instant I got up anyway.

You know, because warmth.

 

[Serge.D]

 

[Adamgp]

 

[Serge.D]

 

[Pupik]

Pretty much.

 

[TexRex]

 

[UKMikey]

Found some old pics clearing out my imgur archive.

(yes, I know we have firearms squads)

 

[Jump_Ace]

Jerome

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Serge.D]

 

[ProjectWHaT]

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Jerome

She has made a lot of fun venn diagrams for the past few weeks

 

[35mm]

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That reminds me of this classic:

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Serge.D]

 

[TexRex]

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I was certain this was XKCD. Not only the subject matter but the style. Turns out it's "The Oatmeal," which is new to me, so thank you for that.

I love this.

 

[UKMikey]

Turns out it's "The Oatmeal," which is new to me, so thank you for that.

 

[Dolph Drago]

"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
-Mitch Hedberg

 

[Barra333]

They make for rather bad stairs when they are being repaired. I'd rather not deal with the 4ft deep pit of death at the top and bottom.
Also, I find the spacing/size of the stairs rather awkward to walk up when the whole thing is stationary.

 

[W3H5]

My daughter asked if we were on an escalator. We were going down. I told her it’s probably a de-escalator.

Can anyone confirm?

 

[Jimlaad43]

My daughter asked if we were on an escalator. We were going down. I told her it’s probably a de-escalator.

Can anyone confirm?

Only if the situation was getting out of hand

 

[Pupik]

My daughter asked if we were on an escalator. We were going down. I told her it’s probably a de-escalator.

Can anyone confirm?

I used to call that a "downscalator" when I was a kid, because I thought people were saying upscalator for the other one.

 

[Danoff]

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Maybe if you don't want to be around people at a theater you shouldn't go to a theater.

 

[UKMikey]

Maybe if you don't want to be around people at a theater you shouldn't go to a theater.

Works for me as this is much more of a viable option for watching films in 2023 than it was in 2009 when the cartoon was drawn.

I still find it humorous though because the artist obviously wants to be around fellow moviegoers, only the less douchey ones. I'm sure that people have been griping about theatre etiquette since the ancient Greeks though, and that it's not going to go away any time soon, so I suspect this was a cathartic rant that struck a chord with lot of people.

 

[Danoff]

Works for me as this is much more of a viable option in 2023 than twelve years ago when the cartoon was drawn.

I still find it funny though because the artist obviously wants to be around people, just the less ****** ones. I'm sure others have been griping about audience etiquette since the ancient Greeks and it's not going to go away any time soon so I suspect this was a cathartic rant for a lot of people.

I agree with most of the points. The best theater experience is one where you can't tell you're in public.