Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[Beerz]

It's a tarp!!!

 

[Solo]

A tarp where?!

 

[Dooblewasur]

 

[theotherspongey]

 

[niky]

Those lyrics would leave me in tears, too.

Either that or the panties... Was your granny Jamaican, or did you borrow those from your dad?

 

[Solid Lifters]

Mom, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend...

 

[Dooblewasur]

Mom, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend...

That's not funny! Now, I will have to bring a flashlight with me everywhere I go for the rest of my life.

 

[Brando-K]

Would not want a hickey from her.

 

[W3H5]

Its china.

Disclaimer: Any offence or perceived racism is not intended I'm just quoting a fact.

Not many mags/ papers here published in English. Perhaps Singapore where English is spoken more widely. But all the same, the man parts here do seem to be smaller on average.

I's is bad to be turned on by this? Because I am. And I feel no guilt.

 

[lbsf1]

I's is bad to be turned on by this? Because I am. And I feel no guilt.

To me its the fact you can't see the face that makes it freaky, take off the mask then maybe

 

[vfrmaverick]

To me its the fact you can't see the face that makes it freaky, take off the mask then maybe

its makeup, not a mask

 

[raz_10]

its makeup, not a mask

He is talking about the Vader Chick not the other freaky 🤬

 

[Daniel]

Mom, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend...

I's is bad to be turned on by this? Because I am. And I feel no guilt.

Quote manipulation FTW
Be careful, she bites

 

[axletramp]

I's is bad to be turned on by this? Because I am. And I feel no guilt.

Nope. That look definitely works for me - especially in the 'nice legs, shame about the boat-race' sort of way. Wouldn't have to use much Force either, I'd imagine.



Teenagers... are zombies?!

 

[TheCracker]

Nope. That look definitely works for me - especially in the 'nice legs, shame about the boat-race' sort of way. Wouldn't have to use much Force either, I'd imagine.

You don't look at the tractor beam projector when you are torpedoing the thermal exhaust port.

 

[Neal]

 

[axletramp]

You don't look at the tractor beam projector when you are torpedoing the thermal exhaust port.

“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”

or

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”

 

[Danny]

Someone in the layout department is going to be looking for a new job soon...

Sorry to be the fun police, but that's all intentional. It's just a well thought-out full-page spread advertisement.

 

[TheCracker]

“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”

or

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

 

[axletramp]

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

"Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"

 

[Davidies]

Can somebody tell me what the name of this game is? I remember playing it sometime a year ago, but i forgot the game.

 

[kenny355]

Can somebody tell me what the name of this game is? I remember playing it sometime a year ago, but i forgot the game.

Pandemic I believe, not sure which one it is though, I can't remember on which one Madagascar was insanely hard to infect.

 

[theotherspongey]

 

[Ross]

Pandemic I believe, not sure which one it is though, I can't remember on which one Madagascar was insanely hard to infect.

I believe that is actually Pandemic II. The other one that was hard to infect was Cuba.

 

[kenny355]

You're probably right, I haven't played it since Year 10 I think, I finished school about a month ago, so that's quite a long time

 

[Bopop4]

...

 

[thesrdic]

 

[mattythedog]

 

[CodeRedR51]

That wouldn't be me. I don't date girls taller than me.

 

[Daniel]