Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[ND4SPD]

Wow, pole vaulter is HOT.

Allison Stokke.

You're welcome.....

 

[Pupik]

I find your lack of grammar disturbing [/VADER]

I find your lack of sense of context disturbing. [/SCHWARTZ]

I find the lack of pictures disturbing.
[/Yoghurt, keeper of the Schwartz]

I find the lack of boobies disturbing:

I'll see you all in Funny Pic Thread VIII, the search for more pictures.

...just kidding.

 

[tuga703]

Not sure if repost...

 

[BobK]

Unfortunately she's only satisfied with a 12+ foot long pole.

Dang! So near, and yet so far.

 

[RocZX]

 

[Jimlaad43]

You know the 2007 F1 spying scandal.
I think Ferrari copied their design from someting 43 yearsago before they made it.

Ferrari F2007

Fireflash - Thunderbirds, 1964

With the addition of wheels and a front wing, I think I am right.

 

[kennylmao]

You know the 2007 F1 spying scandal.
I think Ferrari copied their design from someting 43 yearsago before they made it.

That looks pretty close, or they could have also copied the Eurofighter Typhoon.

 

[250 GTO]

 

[ZohsixGT5]

True story.

Every.single.time.

 

[Jetboy.]

Mental Therapy in 3, 2, ...

 

[Schwartz]

Language filter fail!

 

[Jetboy.]

Language filter fail!

Yeah, saw that and fixed. Figures it would ****block me like that.

 

[ZohsixGT5]

That monster looks real. Sleeping with the light on tonight.

 

[RocZX]

 

[Carlos]

I think I would warn the lady instead of taking photos..

 

[ghskilla]

Oh God, help help help! Fire in 3... 2...

 

[ParkourVeyron]

I think I would warn the lady instead of taking photos..

Better to let natural selection/evolution pick her off, and have a laugh whilst doing so.

 

[ghskilla]

But what if she takes out others at the gas station?

 

[ZohsixGT5]

Collateral damage. Few must sacrifice to save many.

 

[Dooblewasur]

It's like that scene in Zoolander where some of the models decide to have a 'water'fight.

 

[TB]

 

[Dooblewasur]

!

Blue Steel, eh?

 

[niky]

Blue Steel, eh?

That's clearly Magnum.

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Liquid gas is not quite as easy to ignite as, say, kerosene or alcohol. The danger is the build up of gas vapors near the ground in the correct proportion to the surrounding air so that it'll flash into flame in the presence of a spark. If it's too cold, not windy enough or too windy, that won't happen.

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Diesel is better. You can smoke beside spilled diesel.

 

[bergauk]

That's clearly Magnum.

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Liquid gas is not quite as easy to ignite as, say, kerosene or alcohol. The danger is the build up of gas vapors near the ground in the correct proportion to the surrounding air so that it'll flash into flame in the presence of a spark. If it's too cold, not windy enough or too windy, that won't happen.

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Diesel is better. You can smoke beside spilled diesel.

That's because diesel ignites under pressure. /Buzz Killington

 

[wfooshee]

Oh, diesel will burn without pressure if you get it hot enough. Ask anybody who sets up movie sets for those bright fiery "explosions." Anytime there's flame and a lot of black smoke in a movie "explosion," it's a diesel fire. It may have been triggered by dynamite, but the fact that flame and smoke is visible means it's a slow fuel burn, not an explosion.

And you can put a match out in a beaker of gasoline. That's one of those don't try this at home things, but I've seen it done, under a special safety setup behind blast windows (just in case.) Spilled gasoline, you'd better be careful!

/Father of Buzz Killington

 

[niky]

Diesel is like cooking oil (actually... you can use cooking oil in a diesel engine)... by the time it actually starts burning, you've got everything else so hot that you've got other things to worry about, too...

 

[Small_Fryz]

So if I give Diesel a mortgage with no job, it will explode?

 

[niky]

Did we learn nothing from CarMageddon?

 

[Beerz]

Wow...

That's clearly Magnum.

Actually, it's Ferrari.

 

[axletramp]